Chasing the Walrus

This fucking bitch is Cytnthia Good, a fucking feminist and founding editor of Pink Magazine in Atlanta. Seems she got her fucking panties all in a wad over the fact that the "Men at Work" signs were present even when women were actually there working with their fucking male counterparts. She fucking wants "gender neutral" signs.

Seriously, with all the fucking other problems in the country, not to mention the fucking world, couldn’t she find something, anything more pressing than fucking "gender neutral" signs for street workers in the Atlanta area to get her precious tight panties all fucked up over. You know something like the homeless child in Atlanta who goes to sleep in the fucking back seat of a car with nothing to eat.

Atlanta, well it seems it agrees about being fucking gender neutral and if fucking going to paint all of the signs to meet this new standard. It should only cost the fucking city $1000 to do. Maybe the fucking homeless kid can eat the next sign he / she (trying to be gender neutral here) fucking sees.

But Atlanta isn’t enough, Ms. Good now plans on a total fucking national attack campaign and sadly I suspect way too many fuckinng states will fall in line with Atlanta. Ms. Good, one question, at your feminist fucking magazine, how may men you have writing articles for you and I don’t mean fucking gay guys either, they’re nothing but bitchs anyway.

In the interest of gender neutrality, I’ve got a few things that I think should be fucking changed immediately.
menapause - you know that time in a woman’s life when …. well fuck when she’s getting too fucking old.
menstral cramp - again, what the fuck does this have to do with a fucking men
menstration - do I really fucking need to type any fucking thing here
Seriously, what does "men" have to fucking do with these fucking times in a womans life when men most likely want to be as far away as fucking possible and no I don’t use a fucking dictionary so if your too fucking stupid to figure out what the fuck I’m talking about, thats your own fucking problem.

In all honesty, politcal correctness really doesn’t have any fucking place in society. Anyone who would be offended by most of the inane crap that the PC patrol care to fucking whip out just don’t have enough in their sad little fucking lives. So go ahead, call me a fucking red neck, asshole, or just about anything else you can think of. It ain’t going to hurt my fucking feelings.

But my most burning question is this, why wasn’t Ms. Good cited for vandalism on the signs she spray painted a pink "wo" in front of men at work!

Today’s Babe Sunny Leone

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Sunny Leone | Reflections Of Love
Sunny Leone, whose parents had emigrated from India, grew up in Canada and relocated to Southern California in 1996 with her family. Soon after graduating from high school, the ingenue began modeling, slowly transitioning from mainstream work to nude layouts. Finally opting to have sex in front of the camera, she signed with Vivid Video in ’05 and stars in Sunny, Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone and other hard-core releases.

Statistics:

Hair: Brown, Eyes: Brown, Bust: 34B, Waist:24, Hips: 34, Height: 5′ 4, Weight: 110
Biography:

Birthplace: Ontario, Canada
Age: 25
Favorite Movie: The Princess Bride. I can quote that movie endlessly.
Favorite Song: Right now it’s Rhianna’s “SOS”. I like mostly dance and hip hop…anything I can shake it to.
Favorite Food: I’m hesitant to say, but I really like In-N-Out. It’s not very good for you, but I love a “Double Double”.
Likes: I like girlie girl stuff. Shopping, cooking, just hanging out. I like being around my friends and family.
Dislikes: I’m really impatient, so waiting around. I get so antsy on shoot days that I’m tempted to leave sometimes.
Ambitions: I’ve been studying to be a pediatric nurse for a while now. When I retire from adult, I plan on having a career where I can help children.
Best Place to Fuck: I’m boring…my big old bed. Sorry fellas! No screwing on a motorcycle for me!
Best Sex: It’s always with my boyfriend. We’ve been together for so long that he knows exactly what I want and how I want it. And we like to mix it up by bringing a girl home every now and then.
Favorite Position: Doggie, with one of my boyfriend’s hands slapping my ass and the other pulling my hair. I’m getting wet just thinking about it.
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: You’re one of the very few Indian starlets out there…is there any pressure to set an example?

SUNNY: Ha ha…none at all. The only pressure I get is from my parents. They’re pretty traditional. They’re not very happy with what I’m doing, but they are supportive. I keep reminding them that I’ll be a nurse before they know it and that usually calms them down.

HUSTLER: What’s been your favorite experience so far?

SUNNY: Going to Miami and interviewing celebrities for the MTV India Music awards on the red carpet. I spoke to everyone from Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas to the Doggfather himself, Snoop Dogg. What a crazy trip that was!

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and to the dumbass’s at democratic party who have once again nominated a fucking candidate who I don’t believe has a fucking snowballs chance in hell of getting elected. Seriously, how in the fuck could anyone in their right mind vote for this stupid fucker.

Change…every election probably since good old George…Washington, the opposition party wants to tout change. Fuck even George Bush ran on change during the 2000 election. But what the fuck has changed? As far as I can tell not fucking much. Oh the economy got worse but what else.

Issues, hmm lets see…Get out of Iraq. Great idea, lets go into an area, fuck it up and then walk away leaving it fucked up and likely to destabilize much of the Middle East. Who, by the way, hates our fucking guts. Pulling out the troops sounds nice but in reality it would be a major fucking mistake to make.

I’m not an Iraq war fan. Ole GW, as in GW Bush, lied to the world about Iraq for his own fucking personal reasons and in all honesty I don’t understand why the democrates haven’t had the balls to do the right fucking thing and impeach the bastard. Unless they really think Dick Cheney would be worse. Bush deserves to be impeached and no one is to blame for that not happening other than the democratic party. In my not so humble opinion, thats because they care more about having it an election issue than fucking doing the right thing for the country. Show the world that we don’t tolerate dumb ass shit like that. Oh hell no, lets fucking keep the lame duck around so we can use him as a punching bag during the election. Fuck putting the country first, lets put the party first.

That having been said, now that we are there, we have to finish what we started. Plain and simply. Otherwise, Iran, Al Quida (or however you pronounce that) will have won a moral victory. They chased the US out because we don’t have the stomach to actually fight a war.

Plus is this that much different than Korea, where we still have troops or Germany (remember world war II) where we still have troops.

Health care…Fucking bleeding hearts want government health care for all. When has the government ever not fucked things up. Look at Canada, it’s wonderful…ya if you don’t mind waiting lines and weeks before you can get in to see a doctor. What about the quality? It’s no where as good. But fuck everyone has it don’t they!

I could go on but I’ve got a life to go partake of. I’m sure I’ll be on this band wagon again. Oh and no I don’t support McCain. But perhaps he is the lesser of two evils.

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This is one of those fucking rants that has just been waiting for the right moment to happen and since Pacman Jones is back in the news it seems like a really fucking good time to get it out of my fucking system, although, in all honesty, the rant is less about the Pacman.

But lets start right fucking there.  How long has this unfortunate soul been banned from the fucking No Fun League now?  If my failing memory serves it fucking purpose, its been a fucking season now and there is no fucking end in sight Just some fucking maybe’s although with Jerry Jones now on his side he at least has a fucking owner known to tell NFL officials to take their shit down the Hershey highway.

Seriously, what law has he broken?  Best as I recall, he hasn’t spent a night in jail, been convicted of a crime or any other such fucking nonsense.  Does he have a penchant for being in the wrong place at the right fucking time, absolutely?  Does trouble seem to follow most of his moves, definitely.  Has he shown that he does not have the ability to think about what the repercussions of his decisions prior to making them, yes? 

What football rule or regulation has he disobeyed…none.  Then how can the commissioner not let him play ball.  Seriously, even with all the trouble he’s been involved in, he has never not came to play on Sunday.  From what I recall, he even goes to practice.

On the other hand, we have Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots.  They flagrantly paid no attention to the league rules.  I know, they paid a fine and damn even lost a first round draft pick.  Never mind that the draft pick really wasn’t a big thing, they had an even higher pick from a trade they made earlier so it’s not like they didn’t get a first round pick.  Big fucking deal.

If you put one and one together you should be able to figure out what an advantage they had.  Belichick was a fucking loser in Cleveland but some how turned that around and has even been called a genius for his ability to make changes at half time of a ball game.  I know you’ve all fucking heard the announcers comment on this.  How do you think that happened?

Taping signals during the game!  You have no idea how easy it would be to digitize those tapes, compare them to field recordings and break down the signals.  Guess what, come second half, you can pretty much figure out what the other team is doing defensively.

Remember when Joe Gibbs first returned to the Redskins about ¾ of the way through the season it came out that opponents had studied the Redskins films from when he had coached previously and were able to predict what he would do in certain situations.  He and the Redskins had a miserable year.

For those of you gullible idiots who don’t believe it gave him a major edge your just living in denial.  He cheated, he broke an NFL rule and it is he who should be living in exile. 

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