http://www.chasingthewalrus.com Drunken Ramblings from a Demented Walrus Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:36:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/cooldude.gif http://www.chasingthewalrus.com 106 150 Chasing the Walrus - http://www.chasingthewalrus.com So it's been about six fucking months since I posted anything, I guess it's about time I broke down and did another one. It's not like I don't have fucking rants and other shit running through my brain prety much constantly, it's just been so much fucking work here lately to ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2010/06/03/immigration-and-politics/ Ya, I'm a little fucking late but that's because I've been nursing a fucking hangover fora couple of days and didn't fucking feel like posting earlier. Tis the time for New Years resolutions. Did you all fucking make yours... have you already broken them? I'm going to make mine ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2010/01/03/happy-fucking-new-years/ I don't fucking know how many of you fuckers use yahoo. It's my start page when my browser opens. Not really fucking sure why since I use google for my searches. Probably for the sports. See I fucking watch so much fucking ESPN that having it as ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/12/27/10-things/ I’ve already got way too many posts about how I’ve been a really bad boy and not posting to my blog the way I should so I’m not going to bother writing another fucking one.  Instead I’ll just fucking jump from this vantage point into today’s ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/12/17/pimpin-it/ I debated long and fucking hard deciding if I was going to join in the Tiger bandwagon and ultimately I pretty much decided that a voice of reason needed to be fucking added to this circus as there seems to not be any. I'm fucking tired of ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/12/13/tiger-and-the-pornstars/ I just realized that it had been almost a fucking month since I last posted and I had made a promise to take on an adult quest and respond to a sexual challenge. As I'm sure you fuckers assumed, my task failed but not by much. I did start the ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/07/04/holy-shit/ In my last post I mentioned that I had made the aquantance of legendary pornstar Jacklyn Lick. To summarize the post, I was commenting on how my sex life had become humdrum but how she had a fantastic weekend fucking two guys who were doing some work on her property. Little ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/06/06/the-challenge/ I remember a time not to long ago when posts would be mostly about sex and The Walrus regaling you with his daring tales of wife robbing. But lately it's been more angry political or at least politically slanted crap. Have I retired my cock only to become ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/06/04/whered-the-sex-go/ Home of the brave, land of the free used to mean something. Sadly it no longer does. Our freedoms, your freedoms are being stripped from you every day and all you fucking sheep do is sit and piss and moan about inane shit that really doesn't matter. ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/05/21/the-concept-of-freedom/ A few posts ago... ok fuck it... almost two fucking months ago I posted a link to a fucking story about some dumb bitch taking a power saw and trying to turn it into a dildo. The only fucking problem the dumb ass and her boyfriend who was obviously ... http://www.chasingthewalrus.com/2009/05/16/the-pussy-hammer/