It’s not like I don’t have fucking rants and other shit running through my brain prety much constantly, it’s just been so much fucking work here lately to sit my ass down and type them out. Wish I had a fucking brain scanning thing that would simply sit on my head and scan my thoughts into posts. Well maybe not, since if I’m not thinkg about stupid ass shit or dumb ass politicians, I’m fantasizing and rubbing my cock. Just what I need, a blog full of fucking masturbation stories. Some of which actually never fucking end cause I fill my hand full of cum before I actually finish the fantasy.

But neither my lack of typing skills or my masturbation techniques are the subject that this post is meant to be made of. I want to discuss stupid ass politicians and hell I’ll even throw in most of fucking California into the mix. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m gonna post about the new Arizona immigration law. You know that law that the majority of the people like but most politicians seem to dislike. But I’ll get into why that is later.

First, someone please explain to me why this fucking law is bad, PLEASE! I really want to understand the reason so many politicians are opposed to it. The only thing I seem to hear is it will lead to racial profiling, although that has been expressly prohibited by Arizona law. Meaning that a person can not be stopped strictly because of their race. But that still remains the biggest issue I hear when people oppose the law. Hell even the president has come out and spoke about it and didn’t bother to acknowledge the fact. In fact, he brought up a scenerio that simply could not happen as his example of why the law was bad. In fact he said "but you can imagine if you are a Hispanic American in Arizona, your great, great grandparents may have been there before Arizona was even a state. But now suddenly if you don’t have your papers and you took your kid out to get ice cream, you’re going to be harassed, that’s something that could potentially happen" and that is emphatically untrue. That is unless your stopped for speeding and even then I doubt that a officer would bother you about nationality if you spoke English. He may if the only language you speak is Spanish or your English was extremely poor making it almost impossible to have a conversation with you but what is the likelihood of someone having been here for generations not being able to speak English.

So what is so wrong with if your stopped for lets say running a stop sign that the police actually check to see if you are in the country illegally. They already check to see if there are any warrants for your arrest. Here in California, they can even require identification from a passanger in the car and "run their ID". It actually makes perfectly good sense to me.

In much of the free world when you travel abroad it is a good idea to carry your passport. Why is it such an imposition for someone to carry their passport to show that they are actually in this country legally?

The problem with the Arizona law is that it doesn’t go far enough. It really could simplify the process if they took it a step farther and started adding citizenship status and visa information on their drivers licenses and ID cards. Imagine the firestorm that would cause. Illegal imagrants couldn’t drive their broked down fucking trucks, without insurance, or at least if they did they would be breaking yet another law. Of course, if your already breaking one law simply because you don’t agree with it or it’s an inconvienance is it so difficult to do it again if you run against another similar law.

Imagine, if every state had a law like this then the events of 9/11 would have been more likely to not have occurred. Since I’m sure that some of the terrorists were (and I’d bet many more here in this country still are) here on expired visa’s and theoretically lost in the system, they could have been caught and deported before those events transpired. Perhaps even the first trade center bombing would have been thwarted by such a simple change in the laws. These seems like one of the least intrusive ways of accomplishing this. Now isn’t this Homeland security? It puts more eyes on the problem and actually wouldn’t cost nearly as much as any of the other proposals I’ve heard.

That and actually imposing the law that requires firms to not hire illegal aliens be enforced and firms doing so fined. Which would but a big dent in the financial reason for illegal immigration.

But no politicians would rather build big walls with gaurds or send in the military to protect the border. But remember walls work in both directions, not only do they keep things out but they also keep things in. Makes scenerios like the old movies "Escape from New York" and "Escape from LA" possible. With all the political bad will perhaps the next would be Escape from Arizona!

Why are politicans afraid of somthing like I discussed, its simple, its pure politics. Not what’s best for the country but what’s best for the individual politicians. Politicians know that the only part of the electorate where this is a major issue (top two) are the latino population. The rest of us are much more concerned with the economy, jobs, size of the government than the immigration issue. So to oppose the Arizona law is politically correct as it provides a much smaller backlash in the voting booth than being for it.

I guess that’s why fucking California was so quick to jump on criticising Arizona. A VERY large latino political base. It makes sense that an extremely liberal San Francisco (with a congresswoman who can’t differentiate between legal and illegal immigration) would be against it and it also makes sense that a city like Los Angeles with a latino mayor would rally against it other than polls of California citizens, those who recognize that illegal immigration costs this already cash strapped state a lot of money, support the Arizona law.

Aren’t the politicians supposed to support the will of the people? Why aren’t they being held accountable? It should make for an interesting mid-term election as the majority of the current crop of idiots in Washington seem hell bent on proving that they know better than the people they are supposed to represent. But I doubt it!

Well after that rant, I know I need to post a babe for this post! For such a fiery post, a sexy redhead with nice big natural tits seems like an extremely good idea

Tis the time for New Years resolutions. Did you all fucking make yours… have you already broken them? I’m going to make mine right here, right now and since I’m posting it right here on the old blog, if I fucking break it I’ll look like a real fucking pussy, won’t I.

Of course it is probably one of the most popular resolutions people make and it is probably one of the hardest ones to really keep. I figure smoking or the stoppage of such is probably pretty high on the common list but that is not the one I’m going to make.

Smoking is tough cause you set so many anchors for yourself while you smoke that long after the nicotine craving goes away, pull you back to wanting a cigarette. It’s like a dessert right after a nice meal or, at least for me, I’ve got to light a cigarette before I get in the car to drive and I’ve got to light a cigarette as soon as I park the car and head in anywhere. I also smoke a lot while I drive. None of these cigarettes are out of need, they are habits and the anchors have been set deep in my psyche. But that’s not the one I’m going to tackle.

I’m doing the other really popular one. I’ve added a few extra pounds over the years and they are really starting to affect the quality of my life. So it’s time to shed them.

Eating is a fucking hard one too. Unlike cigarettes, you can’t simply through the food out. You have to eat. So here it is, I’m going to lose 50 pounds over the next year, hopefully more. I’m going to be able to bend down and pick that fucking quarter up off the ground without looking like a pathetic old man and I am going to fit in those pants I still have from when I started this upward trend. If I don’t, then you all have my permission to comment on what a pussy the Walrus is.

I’ll be updating the blog now and then with some progress reports.

Now for a New Year Babe on the New Year post and I think for the occasion I’ll post two pics of her. She has got to be my very favorite big boob dark haired chicks whose name I’d never be able to pronounce and almost can’t fucking spell but the site of her never fails to get my cock rock hard. Meet Veronica Zemanova.

Ok, the point is, lately Yahoo has been having a bunch of touchy feely womans crap on the front page. You know shit like how can you tell if your husband / boyfriend is cheating. Today, which is what started this little diatribe it was 10 things husbands should never do. My question is who the fuck puts these kind of things together for dudes. If no one else is going to fucking do it… The Walrus will. So, with out further ado or serious thought my list of 10 things a fucking woman shouldn’t ever do.

1. Interrupt the fucking ball game.
   Unless there is a fucking fire or some other life threatening emergency, whatever you have to say can wait until the commercial. Yes, I think your important and believe it or not you actually do mean more to me than my stinking game. Just not this very moment. The only time, other than something life threatening, that it is acceptable to interrupt the game is if it’s because you want to unzip my pants and swallow my cock for awhile.
2. I know you had a rough day doing whatever it is you do and yes I do care. But understand I just had a shitty day too and I really don’t want to talk about it. You can talk at me all you want but don’t stop and check for listening comprehension because the fucking odds are I checked out of the conversation. You get your chance to rant and this way you don’t have to fucking bitch about how much I don’t care about you.
3. Men burp and fart
   That’s right, that’s what we do. No I won’t get my lazy ass up and go into the bathroom.
4. Farts are funny
   That’s right it’s funny as fuck to fart under the blanket and then throw it over your head. Its also funny to fart right in front of that old witch in the check out line and watch her make faces or to drop one in the elevator as your stepping out knowing that those going in are in for a rough ride…. and it is especially funny to rip a really fucking loud one in public and turn to you and say "Honey, how could you".
5. No honey do lists
   You know those little fucking things around the house that need a little attention. Don’t fucking make me a list and understand that since I’m the one who has to do the fucking chore, I’m the one who applies the importance of it. I will take care of it when it reaches the proper level of importance. Until then it’sjust a little nuisance that one has to live with in their lives.
6. No back seat driving
   Believe it or not, I do have a valid drivers license and I know exactly how fast I’m going and where that car is. You reminding me doesn’t help any.
7. I’m not lost
   That’s right, I am not lost and I am not going to pull over and ask for directions. I might have made a wrong turn which now has me a little confused but listening to you tell me how I need to pull over and get directions doesn’t help the situation. Guess what, if I really can’t figure it out, I will get directions.
8. I never try on cloths. Ever. I know what size I wear as I’ve been wearing that size for years. Unlike you, I don’t have an issue with fucking bulging and purging. If I fuck up don’t get pissed if I ask if you return it for me. I’d do it myself but I’m busy.
9. Do you want the truth of do you want me to lie and how the fuck am I supposed to know when the right time is for what. If you ask how you look in a certain dress or how your new hair cut looks don’t cry, get pissed or angry when I tell you the truth. Or if I do tell you that it looks nice, don’t get pissed at me when someone else tells you how horrible it looks. It’s a fucking lose / lose situation for me so I’d rather not be asked but if I am, I will tell you the truth.
10. No, I really don’t know what the fuck I did that pissed you off. If I did, I would either have not done it or would have already apoligized for having done it. You’ve got to tell me what I did. If I was insensative or just simply being me, I can’t do a fucking thing about it if I don’t fucking know.

Ok, babe of the post time. I think it was the nude chick in nature, the natural look. Anyway, enjoy!

Read enough of my stuff and some fucking thing that become clear, I sling porn and I have absolutely no problem telling anyone that is what I fucking do.  But that does not make me a fucking pimp.  It makes me an internet fucking marketing dude who happens to advertise companies that develop and sell memberships to pornographic sites.

Unfortunately, not all of the other assholes who do this kind of shit think the way I do.  It seems a large number of them like to think they are fucking pimps.  I mean they’ve got their fucking pimp avatars, some of the ones I’ve met actually dress ghetto even though they are so white bread it ain’t even funny.

You hear them talking about their wives, who obviously have them pussy whipped just like every other fucking dude, and they talk about having a fucking weak pimp hand and shit.

Let me give you fuckers a clue… If your bitch isn’t out fucking working at a strip club or walking the streets and then coming home and handing you every fucking penny she just fucking earned then you ain’t no mother fucking pimp.

I guess what I’m fucking trying to say is that these bozo’s aren’t selling tits and ass, which is what would make them a pimp, but are selling pictures of tits and ass which makes them nothing more than a marketing person.

Besides, from what I’ve seen, there are really very few bitches out there I’d want to pimp for.  I’m no fucking virgin, I’ve paid for pussy before and I’m sure I’ll pay for pussy again if I ever see any worth paying for.

One of the nice things about growing older is your much more patient and picky about what you stick your dick into, at least I am, and I can honestly say that the hookers I have stuck my cock in only one of them would I ever do again and she’s in Spain so the odds of me doing her again are pretty slim.

I remember one time I was stuck in a Courtyard out in the fucking middle of almost nowhere.  Not a fucking bar within walking distance and there were no cabs in the town and I won’t drink and drive.  One DUI taught me my lesson.  Any fucking way, I was horny as a mother fucker and no pussy in site.  So I called an escort service.

The dispatcher asked if I had any preferences.  I told her my only one was I wanted a chick with big boobs..  Big mistake as the chick they sent over must have been 5 foot tall and weighed 150 pounds.  She had big tits, that’s for sure but she had a fucking ass that was so fucking wide that she had to wear a fucking sign across it “WIDE LOAD” just like the trucks on the freeway.

Now there is no way in hell this slut is going to be able to get my dick hard.  WTF am I to do?  I’m hornier than a fucking jack rabbit and the only thing I’ve got to fuck is so fucking big I’d have to tie a board around my ass so that I didn’t fall in the god damn hole..

I ended up giving the slut $300.00 to let me sit on her face and jack off while she sucked on my balls.  Only thing I could think of.  Getting your balls sucked and licked always feels good and I didn’t have to look at her, I could fantasize that there was actually a cute chick sucking my balls and licking the crack of my ass and I did pull my balls out of her mouth so that I could cover her big fat titties with a big helping of my man milk but even that was somehow unsatisfying. 

Shit, reading that I guess I have been a fucking pimp cause I have had a couple girlfriends who did just that.  Worked at the strip clubs doing lap dances and a few select hand jobs and coming home, handing me all their fucking money and sucking on my cock till I was ready to fuck their brains out.  BUT… I never had a stable.  I never had multiple bitches doing that.

Now for a confession,,, I wrote this a month ago and am just now getting around to posting it.

Today’s babe of the post is a hot chick I saw while visiting MC Nudes. Her name Veronica DaSouza and I’m just totally in lust dreaming about having those full, puffy lips wrapped around my cock. The rest of her isn’t bad either. Enjoy

Shit even Fox News can’t have a program on where Tiger is not one of the topics. Who fucking cares, the guy is human and rich. What that means if he can get any piece of pussy in the world he wants, period. Ya, he cheated on his wife. Millions of men cheat on their wives every fucking day. Most get caught at some point or another and there is a very ugly, very emotional time once they are caught. It’s life. What makes the fact that Tiger did it news worthy? Because he’s the best at what he does? Many CEO’s of companies cheat with pornstarts, strippers and the likes. Because he does commercials? Come on, do you really believe any of these fuckers who hawk products on TV actually even believe in them. Tiger drives a Cadillac. What would he be driving if he was pushing hummers? Does his opinion matter any more than anyone elses because he is the best golfer in the world today? I don’t think so.

We’ve become a country more obsessed with who is fucking whom rather than what is actually going on in the world that affects our daily life and will affect the daily lives of our children. Eventually, this whole Tiger Woods thing will be fucking forgotten, like in the next month, and he will resume playing golf. The deficiets our government is running up will last years and our children will probably be paying that debt off for a very long time. Health care is being affected. Talk about long term effects and guess what, nobody is really fucking talking about it. They’d rather worry about who some fucking golfer was sticking their cock into.

For those that are curious, I’ll peak your interest here with a couple videos. The first is from Naughty America Live where Holly Sampson talks about Tiger Woods.

Now to climb on my soap box a little and torture you all with a little bit of fucking Walrus wisdom, as if the shit I’ve already written isn’t fucking worth its weight in fucking gold.

Cheating is fucking normal. I dont give a fuck who you are. The reason it’s normal, at least from the Walrus’s perspective, is two fold. The secondary reason is it is just fucking boring fucking the same person. Besides if you’ve been married for over a year or so there isn’t that much fucking going on. When I was married I could usually count on getting some pussy on New Years day, Valentines day, my birthday and Xmas eve. A few little pieces would be thrown in now and then but if I was getting it more than 6 times a year I’ve fucking be surprised and that simply is not enough pussy for a growing boy.

But fuck, when you’ve got work, two kids and a wife that works your week days are filled with doing the 9-5 thing and the weekends filled with doing kids shit. Eventually your simply going to look for a little strange to break the monotony. Once you experience that excitement, it’s fucking hard to fall back into a fucking daily routine. Which is why you always fucking get caught.

Second, and for me the most important, is that you simply like treating sluts like sluts. Where as you love you wife and really don’t want to be be your cock hungry slut. I mean I love grabbing the back of a chicks head and shoving my cock down her throat. But not with the princess I love. I like bending her over and fucking the shit out of a sluts tight asshole and then making her clean the cum and shit off my cock when I’m finished. But not to my princess. I like all the BDSM shit and sharing a slut with my buddy. But not the one I love. I think you get the drift. It’s impossible to do all the things you love to do, the things you crave to do with the person you love.

But women dont get hung up on that. Sex can be just that pure animalistic release of ones needs. No emotions attached. Where when I’m with the woman I love, it is no longer sex it is making love. Tender, loving, caring putting your needs and wants before my own. With a slut, fuck her needs she’s a fucking slut, I’m out for what I want, for what my cock is craving and she is nothing more than the fucking vessel for accomplishing what I need.

The interesting thing about pornstars / strippers are they have this fantastic talent to make you feel like your really fucking special. They use this talent to milk every last penny from your wallet and you fall for it. Once your a mark, your always a mark. Even if you are "one of the lucky ones’ who get to fuck them. The lucky ones, those with the largest amount of cash consistently. Not just at the strip club. Ones they can count on for cash anytime they need it. Ones that become "obsessors". Unfortunately, Tiger never learned about those and perhaps that is what makes him the most just like most of you fuckers. He got sucked into believing that what he was experiencing was real, not fantasy. When you learn that your completely wrong about this kind of shit it is totally devastating. But let me assure each and every one of you guys, these chicks don’t care to bits about you. They care about your wallet and you know what… most of them are bringing every fucking penny they take from you home to a guy like me and I thank you for all the cash you’ve donated to my favorite charity, me, over the years. I didn’t get any of Tigers money since I’ve moved on from running strippers / pornstars but I can assure you that some of you reading this have.

With all this fucking porn going on, I almost fucking forgot about the babe of the post. Maybe it was the fact that I’d already seen massive hooters and chicks with soft body curves but I selected a pic from one of my favorite Italian slut teen. She’s got a hot tight little body and the face of an angel. I pretty much never tire of looking at her playful ass and I personally believe if you give it a shot, you won’t either. So without another word being typed from my finger tips, I bring you Ivy Black.

As I’m sure you fuckers assumed, my task failed but not by much. I did start the night off with a blowjob as I was able to convince some stupid slut to crawl underneath the table and suck me off until I filled her mouth with a big load of man juice. Then off the boys room and my escape for the evening. I do have to compliment the slut. She took it all down and then spent the time to lick everything spotless clean before she came up.

I was a gentleman and did buy her another drink before I split to find more.

But as I went to attempt the second leg of the trifecta, I ran into this hot chick that loved to fuck and liked fucking me. She’s a crazy fucking bitch but she will fucking do anything to get off. I’ve fucked her with people watching and cheering before. Anyway, I never made it past her.

She gave me a hand job sitting at the bar in the club we were at. Doing a little reach around from behind and telling everyone there how much she loved rubbing my big piece of man meat. Once I came, she pulled her gooey hand up where all could see and licked every drop of my come from it. Then dropped her head in my lap and cleaned me up before putting my tool away.

We spent the rest of the evening playing grab ass until I could get it up again. We ended up at her place fucking in just about every room of her small apartment. We fucked on her balcony and she was screaming loud enough the neighbors started to complain. I did fill her ass a couple of times but that is kind of normal when were together. She loves anal.

Todays babe of the post… Anyone ever heard of a babe called Sandra Shine? Well she sent me a personal message the other day along with a picture that deserves not only to be posted but to honor her as my babe of the post. Check it out and then be sure and check her official site out as well. I can personally vouch that she takes a big interest in her site and as a member you have the opportunity to know her as well as I do. So with no further ado… Sandra Shine!

Sandra Shine Loves The Walrus

Little did I fucking know at the time that this would lead to her dropping by and leaving me a little friendly challenge. From her comment

So, I guess the challenge is on, huh? See who can have the wilder weekend? I love a good challenge.

Since The Walrus is always up for a good challenge and a little "one ups-man-ship" I’m going to outline my plan for this evening. Before the evening is over, I will have had public sex with three women. Two of them will be down on their knees worshiping and slobbering all over my cock. They both will walk away with a creamy facial. The third will take an anal reaming bent over the trunk of my car. At least one of the sluts I pick for my project will be married, probably the one getting anally reamed, and I will cream all over her blessed wedding ring. So guys in the LA area, don’t let your wives out on a girls night out tonight or she may be the one coming home with her asshole all stretched out. Her ass and hand covered in my man milk.

Monday, check out the blog and I’ll let you know if I was able to meet all of my goals and some of the juicy tidbits.

If anyone is curious, tonights dinner… Oysters on the half shell.

But now, how about a little entertainment. This started with a Times article I’ll probably write more about when I’m back to being cranky instead of horny. But it led me to checking out you tube for viral alacohol commercials. The playlist below contains 10 or 11 of the best viral commercials I ended up running across.

Also I’m going to take this lull in creative writing to let you’ll know about a couple new sites I’ve run across that I really like. The first is a Hentai Porn or Toon Porn site called The Naked Toons Tube. Here is one of the video’s from it.

The second one is also providing the babe of the post and this hot little asian babe is hot. This is probably the sexiest video I’ve watched in a very long time. The site, The Naked Girlfriend Tube and this video can be found under Tiny Asian Miko Masturbates on Her Cam Be sure to be somewhere that you can turn the sound up as her speaking during the video is really one of the sexiest parts of it. Enjoy

I think not although I do admin the sex life has been a bit boring for the last long fucking while. Don’t fucking misunderstand, I’m still getting laid pretty much anytime I want it’s just I’m not out hunting here lately.

I just grab what comes along, no chase, no intrigue. Just easy animalistic fucking. When your working married sluts you’ve got to work it. Not only do you have to catch their attention, you’ve got to get them past the taboo of fucking around and convince them that you can give them an experience that they simply will never get at home.

Married chicks always travel in packs and it seems there is always one or two good friends who aren’t as drunk as they should be who always try to bring the one you’ve singled out back into the reality of husband, kids, etc.

Even though I still maintain that each and every one of them are there hoping that some handsome prince will come and sweep them away into romantic bliss and away from the humdrum existence.

They just see me as… well anything but a knight in shining armor. More a pervert with a pack of rubbers in his pocket and itching to use every last one of them.

So, I admit, I’ve been taking the path of least resistance. Picking on the weak, the horny, and re leaving my needs as well as hers and that shit just doesn’t make for interesting posts. What’s interesting about wham bam… a few times and then no thank you maam.

But as fate would have it, as my sexual tails seem to have become stale, I run into a sexy woman who seems to be able to fill in for those looking for the adventures of the permanently horny.

Meet Miss Jacklyn Lick. Hopefully this is the correct link as I couldn’t fucking find the permalink to the post so I had to improvise and use my massive brain to figure out what the fucking link should be.

But, as fucking usual, I got side tracked in the mundane details of how difficult my life can be…

Seems she had an exceptionally hot and steamy weekend with a couple of the guys who were working at her place. Lucky fuckers and from the sounds of it, they did do plenty of it. Sometimes dreams do fucking come true.

Oh, did I happen to mention that this hot, sexy woman is also a fetish pornstar. In fact, in honor of someone actually posting about a sexual experience much like I used to post about I decided to nominate her as the babe of the post.

She’s pretty much striped out of her latex at this point but I’ll link the picture to the gallery it came from so ya’ll can see the whole set. And in the meantime, I’ll see if I can’t find a way to top the awesome threesome she posted about last weekend.

The patriot act has been a bad idea since it’s enception. Giving law enforcement, the government, the fucking ability to walk all over the fucking Constitution whenever they see fit is a mistake and something our fore fathers warned about over 200 fucking years ago. But people just aren’t the same as they were back then.

I seriously doubt there are people willing to die for the concept of freedom any more. People have become sheep and just want to sleep in the warm glow of the federal government without realizing that their lovers warmth is likely to strike out at them on a mere whim.

And since this was done under the guise of the Patriot Act it means that the childs family have absolutely no recourse. He can be held indefinately with out trial, without representation, without a prayer. Hope you sleep well tonight with the thought that the government can and will come into your home and take a child, your spouse or anything else on a whim. No search warrant required. No review of the facts necessary. If law enforcements see it as a threat and can somehow tie it into national security… oh wait since no one really has to review this, no judge to issue a warrant it really doesn’t even have to tie into national security or be a genuine threat. It can be a bad dream a fucking FBI agent had the night before from drinking too much.

But hell, the judicial system can take all of your rights away without the Patriot Act. Have you heard about the mother and son who are now running from justice. A part of a nationwide manhunt. Why? Because the son has cancer and the courts have decided what is best for the boy is chemotherapy. The parents disagree and so the rub.

The courts and by extension the government is making a determination of what is best for someone’s child and is hell bent on forcing their will onto the family.

The family belongs to a religous group that believes in natural healing methods and they and their child want to follow the tenant of their religion and because so they are now a part of a national man hunt. Well, or in this case, a national mother and child hunt.

Who the fuck is the government to decide what is best for your child… and this could very well be your child or your life. What’s the next step? Where does the government draw the line on determining how you live your life and what you believe in?

Why is this ok? Why aren’t people as fucking pissed off as I am?

I trust our founding fathers would be completely ashamed of what we have become. A nation that lives behind a word that they have no fucking idea of what it means.

Time to lighten this up with a babe of the post, I believe. How about a hot redhead coming by way of Nude Erotic. Enjoy!

Cinnamon and Spice

Don’t get me wrong, I do get into some of the "fucking machine" porn that floats around the internet. Shit like this is pretty cool

But like all the fucking shows that hand some dangerous shit going on in them, this is not the type of stuff one should try at home. These are professionals who have designed machines that are awesome and powerful but also safety has been considered as well.

Not everyone gets that and in Arndale Ok, another chick decided she had a brilliant idea for a new sex machine even more powerful than described above. Seems this slut was recently divorced which, by some odd bit of reasoning, seems to have increased her fucking sex drive. According to a neighbor

A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

Now either

this slut moans really fucking loud or these people were fucking perverts and listening really fucking close. In fact, the police had questioned her three time about running an illegal prostitution ring from her house. Oh she was also into sex toys and was selling them. WTF either of these things has to do with my fucking story, I have no fucking idea.

Back to the original premise of the issue. It seems this bitch tried to use a jack hammer as a dildo. But the circumstances are even more bizarre than just a woman and a jack hammer. It seems she was standing in her driveway naked while attempting such a sexual manuvere. One of the neighbors happened to notice her in the driveway with the jack hammer but didn’t bother to call the police until she heard unnatural screams coming from her.

Now I’m all for live and let live but if these fucking neighbors were nosey enough to hear her moaning and to have called the fucking cops on three occasions in a month about an illegal prostitution ring, it does seem a bit fucking strange to me that they would wait, while she was standing in the driveway, naked with a jack hammer to wait for her to be screaming before actually calling the local authorities. Ok, I’m being nice there,,, the fucking cops.

Can You turn this into a dildo

The other fucking thing that really makes one wonder is that initially the cops suspected foul play. A bitch has a jack hammer stuck up her twat, in the middle of her fucking driveway and you suspect foul play. I still haven’t gotten my fucking head around how the chick could operate the jack hammer, upside down, to get it hammering away. Below is a pic of a jack hammer. Not sure how the thing is fucking turned on but if you’ve got the jack part stuck up your coochie, how the fuck do you operate the fucking hammer part with your feet. Especially while standing up. Besides, I would think that it would work perfectly fine with out sticking the dangerous part in your twat. Much like a washing machine… ladies I know you know what I’m talking about but if you need a hint, think spin cycle.

Anyway, the whole fucking story makes absolutely no sense at all. Whether it was accidental or not. There has to be more than being published but you can read the shortened version here

Today’s babe of the post is a hot fucking blonde babe in the midst of unzipping her pants. This comes by way of The Blog Erotica, a post titled Blonde Desires

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