So I’ve been fucking thinking that perhaps I should come up with fucking shirt slogan for the poor guys, excluded from the ugliest of the female human race. Here’s some fucking suggestions, add to them if you fucking can!

• Your fat, Your Ugly, I’m Desperate
• I’m Broke, No Car and Your Only Shot
• I only do rich ugly women
• No Money, No Car, Your only Chance
• Look in the mirror - then think about it
• No problem, My hand is cuter
• If you get plastic surgery - I’ll get a job
• With that fat ass do you really think you should be selective
• I’ve got a car, I’ve got money, I’m not interested
• No money, No car, No chance, No Problem

I know I need to do a RNC post to balance out things and not fucking appear as if I’ve lost my objectivity like most of the network news shows. I’ll put something together pretty fucking soon but one thing I’ve got to say,,, the Republicans have a MILF and a mature bitch that I’d fuck. The democrates don’t.

Now for the babe of the post:

And once again, the democrats will have proven that they are not fucking smart enough to select anyone who is even electable. Seriously my American friends take a close look at it. I’m for neither Obama nor McCain and think I’ll seriously sit this election out but what the fuck in Obama’s background makes you think he is capable of leading this country. State senator, not even a full term as a US senator. Fuck he’s never even run his own small business what the fuck makes anyone think he’s capable of running the economy of the US.

But, never fear, the democrats will tell you how wonderful he is. His wife what a loving husband and father and how the two of them elevated themselves. All great shit but…

The news will be pretty boring this week, unless you like watch a bunch of two-faced mother fuckers kissing the ass of some asshole they despise. Biden wasted no time getting his nose stuck up that black crack, watch the rest of the democrats follow suit. Oh and count how many time they use Bush and McCain’s names in the same sentence. I’m figuring a minimum of 50 times per speaker.

Now to the Babe of the Post!!! A hot fucking wife who likes to party… MY FAVORITE

Seriously, if I had been born a bitch rather than a fucking bastard, I’d be a slut. A rich fucking slut but a slut none the less. Start right out of high school with strip clubs and doing a whole shitload of nasty shit on the "net". There are plenty of guys just like me who would be more than happy to work with them to build their own website and help promote them in all the right places.

Of course the first mistake most of these chicks make is they try to do it with friends. Boyfriends are the fucking worst. As your popularity rises so does their jealousy. Besides, no matter what they think, they don’t know shit about web promotions.

But anyway, with the right manager / promoter with in no time (a couple of years) you’ll be doing feature sets at the top notch strip clubs with a gauranteed take, modeling for the Playboys, Penthouses of the world and racking in 6 figures a month. A smart investment and saving plan by the time your ready to quit you’ll never have to work again.

But one of the wonders of the internet is even if your not hot enough for Playboy you can still make bank. It might take a few years longer but the cash is still going to be there and you’ll be young enough that you’ll be able to do what ever you want to do.

And if I was a chick I’d be doing it all and smiling all the way to the bank.

Today’s Babe of the Post - Sandee Westgate

Sandee

With her tasty DDs and killer curves, Sandee doesn’t look like a computer geek, but she designed and updates three Web sites, as well as her own. “It’s a full-time job,” the brabusting cybergal explains. Half Sicilian, the top-heavy Taurus hopes to visit Italy someday. “I’d like to learn more about my heritage.” The 25-year-old enjoys walking her dog at local parks and shopping for lingerie. “I go wild at Victoria’s Secret,” she giggles.

Statistics:

Hair: Blondish Brown, Eyes: Brown, Bust: 36 DD, Waist: 26, Hips: 33, Height: 5′5", Weight: 112 lbs
Biography:

Birthplace: Newport Beach. CA
Age: 25
Favorite Movie: “Lost in Translation.” I like the idea of a young, hot girl hooking up with an older man.
Favorite Song: “Rock Your Body” by Justin Timberlake. That’s a good song to screw around to.
Favorite Food: Spaghetti with meatballs. I like chowing down on a big meatball.
Likes: Computers, chocolate, lingerie, and my playing with my dog.
Dislikes: Cold weather, liars, and bad sex partners.
Ambitions: I would love to visit Sicily and learn more about my heritage. I hear the boys over in Italy are really horny and I bet they would go crazy for these DDs and tight pussy. I get off on thinking about how I can turn someone on. I practice being hot by wearing lingerie even when I am home all alone. I pull out my favorite vibrator and start buzzing away at my slick clit. Mmm…I am getting all turned on just talking about it.
Best Place to Fuck: On a huge, fluffy bed with candles lit all around us.
Best Sex: I was driving home late at night from Las Vegas with a girlfriend of mine when we hit a huge traffic jam. We got bored of talking and listening to music real fast. So I felt this courageous surge and I began rubbing my hand on her soft thigh. When she didn’t stop me, I knew we were about to fuck. I slid my hand up her shorts and began rubbing her pussy lips. She started grinding herself on my finger until she came. We climbed into the back seat and ate each other out for two hours! Now I wish she was always with me when I am in a traffic jam.
Favorite Position: I’m an old fashioned girl so I like to take it missionary style.
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: Have you always been a horny person?

SANDEE: Yes, definitely. My tits started growing at a young age and from there I became a dirty-minded teenager. I couldn’t wait to have sex! So on my 18th birthday I snuck out of the house and went on a date with this college guy. I couldn’t even wait to get out of my neighborhood to start playing with his cock. It grew hard instantly so he pulled over and told me to sit on his lap. I came three times all over his cock! I’ve loved sex ever since.

HUSTLER: Do you like posing nude for HUSTLER?

SANDEE: I love it! I feel so lucky to be able to show off my pretty pussy to your readers. I know they’ll be so happy when they see me plunge my finger deep inside my wet clam. I shaved my lips bare so they could see how smooth and slick my puss is. I get off on the idea that men all around the world will be staring and my centerfold while they jerk their hard cocks off to my sweet, tight fuck hole. That’s my favorite part about posing nude.

Italy is in the news, seems they are cracking the fuck down on crime and have allowed the mayors a little additional latitude when it comes to passing laws. Here just a taste of what now maybe illegal in Italy:

• It could be illegal for you to be in a bikini and not at the beach, especially if your in Capri
• Building sandcastles is forbidden
• No mowing of the lawn on weekends
• No public displays of affection while in a car (I wonder is public displays of affection allowed if your on the sidewalk?)
• No groups larger than two allowed to be relaxing in the park at night (are public displays of affection allowed if the group is less than or equal to two?)
• and definately no reading of books in the park

Reminds me of home here in California where in some area’s they want to outlaw the building of any additional fast food restaurants. It seems McDonalds is the blame for the country getting fatter. Me, its not Mickey D’s fault but I’m sure I can find someone to blame. Or the fact that people have told so many lies about the dangers of second hand smoke it’s now illegal in some area’s to smoke in the apartment your rent. You know someone might walk by the room, catch just a sniff of the odor and drop dead on the spot with cancer. I will save my rant on how the anti-smoking movement has told more fucking lies than the tabacco companies ever have for another day.

In Colorado a cow and a bear were getting a little frisky with each other. Thank god public displays of affection are allowed in Colorado but then again, I wouldn’t try to arrest a horny bear.

A couple teens in Germany developed a motorized office chair. German police confiscated the chair and are now contemplating possible charges including defying insurance regulations, driving without a license and violating registration requirements

But my pick hit for the dumbest fucking cop in America goes to the Kentucky sheriff who drove 4100 miles to California to pick up a fugative and then drove all the fucking way back to Ky. before he realized he had the wrong guy. All this over a fleeing and evading police and drunken driving warrant. At least when they figured out that they had nabbed the wrong dude, they did buy him a airplane ticket home. Lets just forget the 3-5 days spent in jail waiting for the sheriff to come pick him up and the other three days riding in the back of a police car, in hand cuffs. Sounds like an unlawful imprisonment lawsuit just waiting to happen to me. Of course, the cops blame it on identity theft.

Shyla Stylez | Making Beautiful Music

How did a small-town girl from Canada get into the skin biz? “Well, men have always liked looking at my body,” Shyla remarks, “and I love showing it off. I thought, Why not let everyone see what I have? People have always told me I have a lot of sex appeal. So I flew to Los Angeles and did my first HUSTLER spread. Do you think the readers will like it?” Let’s ask them. Whaddaya think, guys? Shyla is also not shy about discussing her no-holes-barred porn career, which got off to a thunderous start in 2001 with Gangbang Auditions #8. “I took a little break,” the knockout reveals, “but now I’m back shooting films as we speak. I just did a great D.P. scene.” When not seductively stripping down for the camera, Shyla hunkers down on the farm in scenic British Columbia. “I love to read and watch movies at home,” she says. “That doesn’t mean I’m boring. I also love to go bungee-jumping. I’ve done it two times now. All that bouncing up and down gets me wet through my Wranglers. I also like to cook. I’m a master at baking a turkey, and my cheesecakes are to die for.” Before we can ask what fruity toppings adorn her cheesecakes, Shyla exclaims, “Plus, I love to fuck! I’m a very open and dirty girl. I love anything that is erotic and going to take it to the next level. I dig oral, and I love to get banged by a guy in the missionary position while a woman has her pussy in my face.” What does this sweet little missy want to do down the line? “I wouldn’t mind making a living as a musician and a nude model,” Shyla hints. “Maybe I could combine both and be the first naked country star. Like Johnny Cash—only blond and with nice DD boobies!”

Statistics:

Hair: Blonde, Eyes: Green, Bust: 32D, Waist:22, Hips: 32, Height: 5′3”, Weight: 108
Biography:

Birthplace: British Columbia, Canada
Age: 24
Favorite Movie: Fast Times At Ridgemont High. I think it was when Phoebe Cates took off her bikini top I realized I was into chicks.
Favorite Song: "Dear God" by XTC. I get chills everytime I hear the lyrics "I don’t believe in you…"
Favorite Food: There’s nothing I like more than a smoothie from Jamba Juice. And I always get an energy boost with it!
Likes: I love sitting at home and watching television. I’m such a "Lost" fanatic that my friends are a little frightened. And don’t get me started on "Deal or No Deal". I love that show!
Dislikes: While I love Cananda, I really can’t stand the cold weather anymore. I try to visit as infrequently as possible these days because I’ve gotten use to the California sun.
Ambitions: The same answer everyone gives: become a director and start a production company. I know, so clich?.
Best Place to Fuck: Anywhere! If I’m horny enough I’d fuck someone on a pile of trash. I think I just made a few garbagemen really happy.
Best Sex: I shouldn’t encourage this, but I’m a huge fan of drunken, sloppy sex. The booze lets me lose all my inhibitions and go crazy.
Favorite Position: I can only pick one? I’d have to say doggie. I just love getting slammed from behind while getting my ass smacked.
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: The bigger the better?

SHYLA: Ha ha ha…I’m no size queen. It all depends on how it’s used. But there IS such a thing as too big.

HUSTLER: What your New Year’s resolution?

SHYLA: Eat less, work out more and have as much sex as possible!

Thursday I was planning to be a good boy. Got to the train station in time to catch the train and the plan was to come hope and post here and work on a couple of my sites. I can’t remember what it was I had to post about but it seems it was somewhere along the lines of a good old fashioned Walrus rant.

But fucking fate had other plans for me. Seems the metrolink trains were all having problems and all the trains were delayed. My commute schedule really doesn’t handle delays well and not needing much of an excuse to go to the bar anyway the fact that the commute wasn’t going to go as planned was excuse enough.

My bartender buddy, from now on known as the bartender, called in sick so his replacement was the Jack Daniels dude. Now the JD dude likes to do shots of Jack and since he’s buying, how can I say no? Also the bartenders girlfriend, not knowing the bartender had called in sick, stopped by. She’s good people and always a hoot to talk to so I sat drinking Stella’s, Jack on the rocks and a free shot every ten minutes with JD dude. Needless to say, I got fucking plastered.

At some point in the night, the bartenders girlfriend went home and I found myself trying to chat up a fat ugly Indian chick. When I say Indian chick, I mean from India not native american. This chick was coyote ugly. Luckily, whether it was cause I was white, fat, drunk or a combination of all fucking three she had no interest in fucking me. It’s kind of a sad statement, she’d rather sit around the train station all night than let me get my rocks off on her. Worked to my favor, I didn’t have to sit there in the morning, shame all over my face and wonder what the fuck I had done.

The bad news was that instead of going home, I went over to someone who lives close to the train station to spend the night. Sucks having to wear the same cloths two days in a row. Especially without a shower but who the fuck would shower and then put on two day old cloths.

So I went through Friday, hungover, smelly, sweaty, sticky and did I mention hungover. When work was fucking finally over I had no problem coming straight home.

The crazy chick, who I really can’t explain what kind of relationship we have is, was at my place and had been there since Thursday. She knew about my drunken exploits, well sort of, I don’t think I told her about the ugly indian chick. Like I said, can’t really explain our relationship. But she was planning on escaping Friday evening anyway. When I got here, her ride was here and they were fucking around on my laptop.

Unfortunately, the crazy chick has a thing about downloading music from P2P sites which means it’s usually infected with all sorts of nasty spyware shit. Having the computer for 36 hours gave her hope that I wouldn’t notice all the fucking trojans and put 2+2 together. So, the remainder of Friday night was spent trying to clean off all of the fucking crap. Oh, and my service provide, they get upset about this kind of shit so they disabled my service as some point in time.

So, that’s been my life for the last couple days, too much JD, an ugly indian chick and the crazy chick. I’m fucking sure I left something out but it’s too late at night for me to really wonder if this is even fucking worth reading. Time to move to the Babe of the Post!

Not a problem, I had made a contingency plan. A friend of mine had said he met a chick who wanted to get into doing some porn shit and wanted to meet me. I used to run a solo girl personality website which was making bank until the personality of the site found out I was fucking one of the chicks at the club she worked at. But ever since I’ve been looking for that one girl I could do that with again and fuck, if she wasn’t the type I could do that with I could always take some pictures and sell them.

So, back to the bar / restaurant, where I figured I was stood up by the MILF and decided to have another drink and a little something. I was proud of myself, I ordered grilled asparagrass, something healthy. Finished that up and had a couple hours to kill before I met girl 2, the porn star.

I went to meet a really good buddy who happens to bartend at my transfer point. Oh, I didn’t mention I am one of the only lucky souls in LA who can commute to work without it being cumbersome. So I went, shot the shit and had a couple more Jack / Rocks and waited for my train ride home. I was supposed to meet the porn star at a little restaurant close to my house so the fact that I was going to be 10 - 15 minutes late didn’t bother me.

Now, I know your thinking what was I going to do if MILF has showed up? Well, I wouldn’t have passed up the chance to cover her rings with my man milk and I would have been more than happy to let her milk my man utter completely dry. Which means I would have stood up the porn star.

One thing you’ve got to understand is these porn chicks are flakes and they get away with it because most men think they are cute and shit. Amazing what a guy will put up with for the opportunity to bang one of these bitchs. What most guys don’t realize is that you are doing the worst thing in the world, unless you want to have your wallet drained for the vague opportunity to get laid. Hence, me having stood her up would have been a good thing, not bad.

But, porn star, being the flake that she is stood my buddy up, which in turn means she stood me up. I got a call about 5 minutes before the meet was supposed to happen from my buddy saying the porn star flake could not be reached for comment. He was all fucking upset about but I personally didn’t give a rats ass, like I said all these kind of chicks are flakes.

Then I did a really stupid thing, I stopped at the Great Steak and got me a pastrami hogie and some french fries. I said I needed to stop doing that and I had been being really good about it lately but I fell of the wagon. I need to look up and find out if there is an over-eaters anonymous. Not a fucking diet plan but a support group for those of us who are binge eaters. Cause if it wasn’t for the binges, my weight would be fine. I could have used a sponsor to call and save me from myself.

I take my food home and devour it, play on the computer about 10 seconds and decide I should just pass out. Big fucking mistake because around 3 am my midnight snack came back to haunt me. I forget what the fuck it’s called but I’ve got this minor problem where acid from my stomach can actually run back up my throat, burning like shit by the way. Same shit Ashley Simpson was supposed to have that caused her to lip sync on Saturday Night Live.

This shit is nasty, it burns your throat making you cough, a lot, which in turns makes it very difficult to breath. I spent about the next 15 minutes trying to simply breathe. Got that under control and noticed that I was having a massive gas attack. I was bloated and ready to explode. I also recognized that it was time to hit the head. So I sat down and literally the shit came squirting out, over and over, and over. I was up the rest of the night burping, farting and turning my asshole into a super squirter.

I felt like shit and I still do. I made it to the day job about an hour late and now I’m sitting here writing this post and waiting for the call of the toilet. I did try a little lunch, an egg salad sandwhich. I think I might regret it but the juries still out.

But fuck this, you all want the babe of the post don’t you and I have just that. How about a babe from Playboy’s All Naturals collection…like you have a choice!

Don’t typically do the mature chicks, although if she had kids I’d probably class her as a MILF rather than mature but either way her age puts her a little outside of my normal demographics. My preference is late twenties to mid thirties and she’s probably somewhere in the mid forty range. But she is hot or at least cute or maybe just willing. Sometimes its hard to tell, especially when I’ve been depressed like I’ve been. Usually getting laid is kind of like second nature but with this fucking depression it’s been really hard to get myself into that charming Libra personality.

Besides I’ve probably gained about 50 lbs while I’ve been in this funk. This spilling your guts shit on the world wide web when you know no one is listening, cause no one visits this place much yet, does seem to be having a very positive affect. I posted on my other blog this moring (its pure adult) and I am enjoying doing this tonight. Now if I can loose the beer and bread fat, get the waist back down and get a little excercise I may just kick this shit.

But enough, I doubt I’ll post tomorrow evening, I should be much too busy getting busy but I should bore you with all the nasty little details on Wednesday. Until then, I should post a picture of one of the hot fucking Hustler bitchs for you to enjoy as you and Rosie palm get busy.

Shyra Sheer | Open My Box

Real estate appraiser and porn star isn’t a combination you see very often, but we’ve found a 21-year-old hottie pursuing those two divergent careers. “I treat both occupations professionally,” Shyra says. “I want to give all I have and do the best work possible. The real estate gig is a family business owned and run by my mom and dad that always provides a steady paycheck.” How did such a seemingly straitlaced gal get into the adult biz? “Ever since I was 15,” Shyra explains, “I’ve been doing lingerie and swimsuit modeling, and when I turned 18, I started doing topless. At 19 I had a chance to go nude, and I thought, Why not? The offer to do a porn flick followed soon after. I figured I might as well try it. I’m one of those people who believe you have to try everything at least once in order to have an opinion about it.” Does Shyra’s family know that she moonlights as a XXX actress? “They do,” the curvy Coloradoan confides. “Everyone’s pretty cool about it, although my parents don’t like to talk about it.” But their lovely daughter is eager to talk about her sex life. “I like girls,” she coos, “but I love guys! When I date, I need a guy who is totally open, and there is nothing sexier than bringing in other people. When I’m alone with a guy, I love being done doggy. Like most girls I know, it’s my favorite position too!” Not surprisingly, the breathtaking blonde is also rambunctious. “I think the craziest thing I’ve ever done was having sex in a dressing room of a retail store while I was working,” Shyra recalls. “It was okay, though, because I was on a break at the time.” Besides getting down and dirty in front of the camera or with a lover, this dreamgirl has another outlet for shaking her pretty ass. “I am a professional dancer,” Shyra proclaims, “not a stripper! I direct the cheer squad for the Denver Titans [her hometown’s semipro football team], and I used to be the dance captain of the Colorado Crest too. I really love dancing.” When not selling houses, doing a bang-up job in hard-core flicks or waving pom-poms, Shyra opts for low-key escapes. “I love spending time with my family and friends,” she says, “just chilling. Barbecues, picnics and house parties are the best.” How does Shyra feel about gracing the front cover and centerfold of our latest Holiday Issue? “I think it’s just perfect!” she exclaims. “I love the holidays. They are easily my favorite time of the year. You get nice gifts, and being a HUSTLER covergirl is the second-greatest gift I’ve ever received.” Second best?! “Okay,” Shyra relents. “Being on the cover of HUSTLER is the number one best gift!” What does our holiday treat want for Christmas this year? “I would like to see my sister,” Shyra says. “She is my heart and my soul. I would love to be closer to her. So the best gift would be for me to be able to move my sister and her son nearer to me.”

Statistics:
Hair: Blonde, Eyes: Blue, Bust: 34D, Waist:24, Hips: 36, Height: 5′5”, Weight: 120

Biography:
Birthplace: Denver, Colorado
Age: 22
Favorite Movie: Anything with Muppets! For some reason I love those silly things.
Favorite Song: I’ve been listneing to My Chemical Romance’s "Black Parade" constantly since I got it.
Favorite Food: I absolutely loooooove desserts. I’d rather just skip out on dinner altogether. My favorite’s applie pie a la mode.
Likes: I’m such a girl! I like the typical things: shopping, going tanning, gossiping about sex and boys!
Dislikes: I really hate arrogant jerks! My most recent ex-boyfriend is one.
Ambitions: I want to do so much in porn, but I really admire Jenna Jameson. I plan on having an empire like her’s one day.
Best Place to Fuck: Next to a fireplace. There’s something about the crackling wood and added heat that just makes me want to fuck all night.
Best Sex: Anytime I’m pissed off. ESPECIALLY right after a fight with a boyfriend. It’s almost aggressive and animalistic.
Favorite Position: It depends on my mood, but lately I’ve been a big fan of cowgirl. I like being in control these days.
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: Since you’re our Holiday centerfold, any special insights into the Holiday season?

SHYRA: If you’re in a relationship, make sure you get your girlfriend something! Even if she says she doesn’t want anything, don’t believe her. Trust me. And make sure to call your mom.

HUSTLER: Have you been naughty this year?

SHYRA: I don’t know if I’ve been naughty or nice. I’m going to have to let Santa decide for himself on Christmas eve. And if he says I’m naughty, I’m just going to have to show him why.

I’ve kind of exiled myself. Cut myself off from most of the people I know and about the only fucking time I feel like myself I’ve got to be drunk and now I’m tired of being drunk. It’s easy to stop, I’m no where near an alcoholic but I’ve also become more than a social drinker. Or maybe it’s best explained as the only time I seem to be interested in being social is when I’m drinking.

I don’t know, I never planned on this being a spill my guts to the world kind of blog but if it is to be a reflection of it’s name sake then I’ve got to post the bad with the good….I think. How can I ever expect you fuckers to take my rants seriously if I don’t give all of myself, good and bad.

I’m not sure what I have to be depressed about. I’m highly respected in two fields, the one I pay my bills with and the one I’ve chosen on-line. It just seems that I’m walking through life…actually just watching life go by…instead of spending my days living it and its been going on so long that I don’t remember when it started but I have to find a way to make it end.

Enough pissing and moaning, I’ll check in tomorrow and post any revelations. In the meantime, enjoy this sexy bitch.

Yenni is a pool shark
Yennie Hoang
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HEIGHT: 5ft 5in
WEIGHT: 117 lb
BREASTS: 34B
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Seriously, with all the fucking other problems in the country, not to mention the fucking world, couldn’t she find something, anything more pressing than fucking "gender neutral" signs for street workers in the Atlanta area to get her precious tight panties all fucked up over. You know something like the homeless child in Atlanta who goes to sleep in the fucking back seat of a car with nothing to eat.

Atlanta, well it seems it agrees about being fucking gender neutral and if fucking going to paint all of the signs to meet this new standard. It should only cost the fucking city $1000 to do. Maybe the fucking homeless kid can eat the next sign he / she (trying to be gender neutral here) fucking sees.

But Atlanta isn’t enough, Ms. Good now plans on a total fucking national attack campaign and sadly I suspect way too many fuckinng states will fall in line with Atlanta. Ms. Good, one question, at your feminist fucking magazine, how may men you have writing articles for you and I don’t mean fucking gay guys either, they’re nothing but bitchs anyway.

In the interest of gender neutrality, I’ve got a few things that I think should be fucking changed immediately.
menapause - you know that time in a woman’s life when …. well fuck when she’s getting too fucking old.
menstral cramp - again, what the fuck does this have to do with a fucking men
menstration - do I really fucking need to type any fucking thing here
Seriously, what does "men" have to fucking do with these fucking times in a womans life when men most likely want to be as far away as fucking possible and no I don’t use a fucking dictionary so if your too fucking stupid to figure out what the fuck I’m talking about, thats your own fucking problem.

In all honesty, politcal correctness really doesn’t have any fucking place in society. Anyone who would be offended by most of the inane crap that the PC patrol care to fucking whip out just don’t have enough in their sad little fucking lives. So go ahead, call me a fucking red neck, asshole, or just about anything else you can think of. It ain’t going to hurt my fucking feelings.

But my most burning question is this, why wasn’t Ms. Good cited for vandalism on the signs she spray painted a pink "wo" in front of men at work!

Today’s Babe Sunny Leone

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Sunny Leone | Reflections Of Love
Sunny Leone, whose parents had emigrated from India, grew up in Canada and relocated to Southern California in 1996 with her family. Soon after graduating from high school, the ingenue began modeling, slowly transitioning from mainstream work to nude layouts. Finally opting to have sex in front of the camera, she signed with Vivid Video in ’05 and stars in Sunny, Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone and other hard-core releases.

Statistics:

Hair: Brown, Eyes: Brown, Bust: 34B, Waist:24, Hips: 34, Height: 5′ 4, Weight: 110
Biography:

Birthplace: Ontario, Canada
Age: 25
Favorite Movie: The Princess Bride. I can quote that movie endlessly.
Favorite Song: Right now it’s Rhianna’s “SOS”. I like mostly dance and hip hop…anything I can shake it to.
Favorite Food: I’m hesitant to say, but I really like In-N-Out. It’s not very good for you, but I love a “Double Double”.
Likes: I like girlie girl stuff. Shopping, cooking, just hanging out. I like being around my friends and family.
Dislikes: I’m really impatient, so waiting around. I get so antsy on shoot days that I’m tempted to leave sometimes.
Ambitions: I’ve been studying to be a pediatric nurse for a while now. When I retire from adult, I plan on having a career where I can help children.
Best Place to Fuck: I’m boring…my big old bed. Sorry fellas! No screwing on a motorcycle for me!
Best Sex: It’s always with my boyfriend. We’ve been together for so long that he knows exactly what I want and how I want it. And we like to mix it up by bringing a girl home every now and then.
Favorite Position: Doggie, with one of my boyfriend’s hands slapping my ass and the other pulling my hair. I’m getting wet just thinking about it.
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: You’re one of the very few Indian starlets out there…is there any pressure to set an example?

SUNNY: Ha ha…none at all. The only pressure I get is from my parents. They’re pretty traditional. They’re not very happy with what I’m doing, but they are supportive. I keep reminding them that I’ll be a nurse before they know it and that usually calms them down.

HUSTLER: What’s been your favorite experience so far?

SUNNY: Going to Miami and interviewing celebrities for the MTV India Music awards on the red carpet. I spoke to everyone from Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas to the Doggfather himself, Snoop Dogg. What a crazy trip that was!

But we have no more hero’s to dump tea into the Boston harbor. No more Paul Revere and his midnight ride.

I know, your thinking "what you talking bout Willis". So here the fuck goes.

Do you really fucking think you have a choice for President? Do you really subscribe to the fucking notion that you fucking vote counts? Maybe it would if there really were any fucking choices but, personally, I refuse to be relegated to the notion of voting for the "lesser of two evils" theory. Fucking evil is fucking evil! Besides, the sheepherders have already pre-ordained our next President, Barrack Obama, the Manchurian Candidate (don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about again… watch the fucking movie!) and all they now need to do is shepard all of you fuckers into voting booths to do their bidding. Obama is set with all the fucking money he needs (thanks to those $2.00 contributions to his website .. note the sarcasm?) to bombard you with brainwashing ads but he also gains in that there really is no one fucking running against him. Day by fucking day McCain is looking and sounding more and more like a Bush wanna be and even the libertarians have absolutely fucking nothing to offer other than a fucker who couldn’t make it as a republican because he is so fucking far right no reasonable person would send a vote his way. Oh and I consider myself a libertarian.

Home of the free? We are fucking having our freedoms stripped from us more and more every fucking day and while it had begun even before 9/11, the one thing that fucking arab asshole did was scare most of you fucking sheep into giving up your personal freedoms for security. Even though many of the changes that are happening have absolutely nothing to do with your security and every fucking thing to do with removing personal freedoms.

Here in LA, every fucking day you’ve got cops getting on commuter trains with dogs. Great, that should make you feel safe, right? I mean they are checking for bombs, aren’t they. Nope, these are dope sniffing dogs not bomb sniffers. I know some of you more rightous people out there are thinking great, they are ridding society of more drug addicts. But that comes at the cost of giving up your right to unlawful search and seizure.

Second, I seriously doubt any intelligent fucking terrorist would think that blowing up a commuter train in LA would cause much alarm. Fuck other than the 100 people you might kill and injure most people would have forgotten about it a day later. See her in LA, a fucked up commuter train wouldn’t affect too many lives. Now fuck up the freeway system…and your causing some intense hurt.

But really the government for years has been deciding what a grown thinking man can and can not do. They have been slowly eating away at your personal freedoms and you fucking sheep have been sitting back letting it happen. Some of you even applauding it because what you’ve never fucking bothered to learn in your miserable existance is that as they eat more and more of your personal freedoms it becomes easier and easier for them to continue to do it. Hell the fucking government has told you bigger lies about the dangers of cigarette’s than the tobacco company ever fucking dreamed of and now there are people scared to fucking death that a single breath of second hand cigarette smoke will doom them to a cancerous death.

Sadly, we’ve become the home of the sheep and the land of the pussies.

Babe for the Post
Tera Patrick | Tera Tera Tera

Tera Patrick, easily the world’s hottest adult actress. Since 1999 this half-Thai and half-English goddess has been lighting up the small screen in such porn classics as Forbidden Tales, Island Fever #3 and Tera Tera Tera.

Statistics:
Hair: Blonde,
Eyes: Brown,
Bust: 36 D,
Waist: 25,
Hips: 36,
Height: 5′9",
Weight: 120 lbs
Age: 29
Birthplace: Great Falls, Montana

Biography:

Favorite Movie: I hate to self-promote, but “Tera Tera Tera” It was the first movie that my husband [Evan Seinfeld] and I made together so it holds a special place in my heart and in our bedroom.

Favorite Song: Any song that has a screeching guitar solo. I don’t know what it is, but something about the way it sounds just hits me in a way that gets me excited and ready to be a bad girl.

Favorite Food: Spaghetti. I guess it’s because all the slurping reminds me of something…I wonder what?

Likes: I like a man who is aggressive. I am very submissive when it comes to satisfying men’s desires. I like a guy who knows how to have really hard sex, but then knows how to make love also.

Dislikes: I’m not very fond of bad hygiene, dirty shoes and small penises.

Ambitions: There’s so much on the horizon, I don’t know where to begin! I have a new line of sex toys coming out. I’m working on a book. I’m working on a reality show called, “Rock Star, Porn Star” about my an Evan’s life. And I’m still doing appearances around the country. I’m a busy girl!
Best Place to Fuck: This is going to sound lame, but I love fucking in my own bed. I’m big into being comfortable when I’m with my man and, to me, there’s no better place than my California King

Best Sex: Anytime I’m with Evan it’s absolutely mind-blowing. He knows just what I want: how to talk to me, where to touch me, where to lick me, when to fuck my brains out, when to make love to me. I loved sex before, but meeting him opened up an entire new world of personal sexuality. Everything about him is sexy. Just the thought of him inside me makes me want to call him and invite him over right now.

Favorite Position: Oh God, I’m sounding so lame again…but I really like the good ol’ missionary position. I like being able to look into Evan’s eyes.

Questions & Answers:
HUSTLER: Since you’ve become monogamous with Evan, do you miss being with other guys?
TERA: Believe it or not, I don’t. I don’t think I’ll ever get bored with him. Anyway, we keep things interesting. A little experimenting never hurt anyone and in our case it’s only made us stronger.

HUSTLER: Other than Biohazard, who’s in your CD player right now?
TERA: Oh Gosh…I really like the new Avenge Sevenfold CD. They’re a throwback to the time when metal was all about sex and drugs. We need more bands that really know how to rock!

Damn, definately my type of bitch! See more at Hustler