Rampaging
So I stopped in at my favorite fucking watering hole this evening just to get mentally fucking prepared to properly present all the fucking wierd ass shit I’ve been runnig across on the internet lately.
Ladies, fucking explain this to me, what the fuck is up with wanting / needing to stand up to take a fucking piss? You now have a product… well ok you now have a fucking redesigned funnel to allow you to actually stand up to fucking pee. You even have your own fucking acronym for it a FUD or female urination device. It’s neat, it’s discreet and it hygenic? That’s what the fucking website claims. It fits easily in your purse, pocket or glove compartment.
Now lets fucking think about this, you can’t fucking wear it all the time or else you’ll look like a fucking dyke with a hard on. So it’s not that fucking discreet. Hygenic, oh ya, exactly what I want to fucking do is take something I piss in and stick it anywhere, whether that be a purse, pocket or glove compartment.
I understand that public "facilities” can be pretty fucking disgusting. As a dude, I’d never fucking take a shit in a public toilet so I do feel for you chicks who have to piss while in public but… do you really want to take a fucking funell out of your fucking purse, piss through it, wash it off so that everyone and their fucking mother knows what you just did and then put it back into your fucking purse.
Do you really want to, while out fucking communing with nature, pull this out of the glove box so you don’t have to squat, piss and then put it right back into the fucking glove box.
It’s fucking stupid, piss in something and then fucking carry it around with you.
The second stupid thing I ran across on my travels through the great web is going to take a bit of fucking explaining.
Seems this inter-city chick, still a fucking teen got herself knocked up. That by itself is a fucking big problem but add inter city teen, pregnancy and the fact the she is mentally unstable and you’ve got a recipe for a disaster that did in fact happen.
This fucking true story was related to the internet by an actual OB doc who has her own little blog, Dr. Amy the skeptical OB. So lets set the scene, pregnant intercity teen with mental problems (no fucking stretch of the imagination here) is able to hide her pregnancy for no one who cares for a little over 7 months at which time she goes to the emergency room because she’s fucking having stomach cramps.
This fucking inter-city teen is so fucking adept at hiding the fact that she’s pregnant that the probably over-worked nurse in the emergency room doesn’t notice and tells her to take a seat. The stomach cramps get much worse and the teen goes to the bathroom.
Next thing anyone knows is that there is blood coming out from under the fucking door to the ladies room. The brilliant staff, sensing something must be amiss, I mean it is fucking blood and blood usually indicates serious shit, calls security who breaks down the door (Ok, they use the master lock key and just fucking open the door) to find said mentally unstable ex-pregnant teen wrapping a new born child in a wonder bread plastic bag and trying to flush the child down the toilet.
Pretty fucked huh! Personally, I can’t blame the mentally fucking unstable teen. Why the fuck would she really fucking want to bring a child into the world to live the life she fucking knows. But anyway, I digress. So the chick tries to flush the kid and probably gets treatment.
The fucking child lives. With the help of some fucking fantastic doctors and nurser, the child makes it.
Now it becomes discharge time for the baby and can you fucking believe there is a discussion to re-unite the child with the mentally ill mother who tried to flush the kid into the river. Seriously, hospital staff is actually debating this. Luckily, at least temporarily for the wonderbread kid, our heroin, Dr. Amy steps in and brings some much fucking needed sanity to the fucking situation
Now there are many things in this story that are fucked but the most fucked is that the hospital staff would actually have to discuss whether to return said wonderbread kid to his mother, the one who tried to flush his ass to the river. Makes your fucking wonder where the fucking world is going.
Finally, if you’ve killed some asshole and your lying on your death bed (or so you think) dont do the confession. It won’t set your soul free. Seems some loser thought he was dying and having committed a murder and wanting to clear his conscience before heading to see the big dude, confessed to a murder over 30 years earlier.
Seems the dude thought some other swinging dick was trying to fuck his wife, so he shot the mother fucker. Being on what he thought was his death bed, he had the fucking police called in so he could confess. Unfortunately for him, the marvels of modern medicing saves his fucking life and the fucking cops hauled his ass to jail, for the rest of his life. Dumb ass!
Moral of the fucking story, if you fucking kill someone and feel a bit guilty, write it down in a letter, or your will, only to be revealed upon your actual death.
I was going to fucking introduce ya’ll to a bunch of the other caballers but, unfortunately for you (or maybe me) the two or three or ten Jack Daniels are catching up with me so I’ll cut the planned massacre short and only discuss one, Mistress Talia, the sadistic domme. I kind of feel bad, as she seems way to nice to be either sadistic or dominating. Probably the fucking worst thing anyone could say and I probably shouldn’t but it’s the way I feel and whatever I fucking feel always comes out of my fucking mouth.
Anyway, her blog… shit I just figured it out and feel so fucking stupid. Her blog has a post called “another present for the giantess fans” and I had assumed it was posted by her. I was all fucking set to blast her as the post briefly talks about being a giant and playing barbie but doesn’t go into any of the sexy details. But in re-reading I see that post wasn’t actually Mistress Talia. So, my mistress, I challenge you, giving the above scenario, what would a working sadistic domme do with her little barbie doll.
Tonight’s babe of the post comes from Nudes, Artistically Done
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When this fucking picture was shot, I’d bet this helicopter pilot thought he was the luckiest dude alive. After the blow job he got a few minutes later, I’m sure he know he was the fucking luckiest guy alive. But then the shit hit the fan (2 years later)! Somehow (could it be a pornstar looking for a little publicity, na, that wouldn’t happen) the events that transpired in that chopper made it to the news and 
