Chasing the Walrus

Ya, I’m a little fucking late but that’s because I’ve been nursing a fucking hangover fora couple of days and didn’t fucking feel like posting earlier.

Tis the time for New Years resolutions. Did you all fucking make yours… have you already broken them? I’m going to make mine right here, right now and since I’m posting it right here on the old blog, if I fucking break it I’ll look like a real fucking pussy, won’t I.

Of course it is probably one of the most popular resolutions people make and it is probably one of the hardest ones to really keep. I figure smoking or the stoppage of such is probably pretty high on the common list but that is not the one I’m going to make.

Smoking is tough cause you set so many anchors for yourself while you smoke that long after the nicotine craving goes away, pull you back to wanting a cigarette. It’s like a dessert right after a nice meal or, at least for me, I’ve got to light a cigarette before I get in the car to drive and I’ve got to light a cigarette as soon as I park the car and head in anywhere. I also smoke a lot while I drive. None of these cigarettes are out of need, they are habits and the anchors have been set deep in my psyche. But that’s not the one I’m going to tackle.

I’m doing the other really popular one. I’ve added a few extra pounds over the years and they are really starting to affect the quality of my life. So it’s time to shed them.

Eating is a fucking hard one too. Unlike cigarettes, you can’t simply through the food out. You have to eat. So here it is, I’m going to lose 50 pounds over the next year, hopefully more. I’m going to be able to bend down and pick that fucking quarter up off the ground without looking like a pathetic old man and I am going to fit in those pants I still have from when I started this upward trend. If I don’t, then you all have my permission to comment on what a pussy the Walrus is.

I’ll be updating the blog now and then with some progress reports.

Now for a New Year Babe on the New Year post and I think for the occasion I’ll post two pics of her. She has got to be my very favorite big boob dark haired chicks whose name I’d never be able to pronounce and almost can’t fucking spell but the site of her never fails to get my cock rock hard. Meet Veronica Zemanova.

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Home of the brave, land of the free used to mean something. Sadly it no longer does. Our freedoms, your freedoms are being stripped from you every day and all you fucking sheep do is sit and piss and moan about inane shit that really doesn’t matter. How did we become a nation where it is acceptable for a young man to be arrested, taken by force from his home, and kept away from his parents? Guilty or not isn’t the issue (although I suspect the child is innocent and caught up in a prank), the issue is that this teen and his family, residing here in the good ole US of A, have absolutely no recourse and are not being told a thing. Check out the video and be sure and read more of the details as I’ll get deeper into my rant after you’ve had the chance.

The patriot act has been a bad idea since it’s enception. Giving law enforcement, the government, the fucking ability to walk all over the fucking Constitution whenever they see fit is a mistake and something our fore fathers warned about over 200 fucking years ago. But people just aren’t the same as they were back then.

I seriously doubt there are people willing to die for the concept of freedom any more. People have become sheep and just want to sleep in the warm glow of the federal government without realizing that their lovers warmth is likely to strike out at them on a mere whim.

And since this was done under the guise of the Patriot Act it means that the childs family have absolutely no recourse. He can be held indefinately with out trial, without representation, without a prayer. Hope you sleep well tonight with the thought that the government can and will come into your home and take a child, your spouse or anything else on a whim. No search warrant required. No review of the facts necessary. If law enforcements see it as a threat and can somehow tie it into national security… oh wait since no one really has to review this, no judge to issue a warrant it really doesn’t even have to tie into national security or be a genuine threat. It can be a bad dream a fucking FBI agent had the night before from drinking too much.

But hell, the judicial system can take all of your rights away without the Patriot Act. Have you heard about the mother and son who are now running from justice. A part of a nationwide manhunt. Why? Because the son has cancer and the courts have decided what is best for the boy is chemotherapy. The parents disagree and so the rub.

The courts and by extension the government is making a determination of what is best for someone’s child and is hell bent on forcing their will onto the family.

The family belongs to a religous group that believes in natural healing methods and they and their child want to follow the tenant of their religion and because so they are now a part of a national man hunt. Well, or in this case, a national mother and child hunt.

Who the fuck is the government to decide what is best for your child… and this could very well be your child or your life. What’s the next step? Where does the government draw the line on determining how you live your life and what you believe in?

Why is this ok? Why aren’t people as fucking pissed off as I am?

I trust our founding fathers would be completely ashamed of what we have become. A nation that lives behind a word that they have no fucking idea of what it means.

Time to lighten this up with a babe of the post, I believe. How about a hot redhead coming by way of Nude Erotic. Enjoy!

Cinnamon and Spice

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Only because I fucking found this shit at it’s original source, Space.com, I realize it really isn’t "The (fucking) Hand of God". Sorry, couldn’t resist the blasphemy.

Having found it at it’s true source, Cosmic Hand Reaches for the Light, I do know that

In a new image from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory, high-energy X-rays emanating from the nebula around PSR B1509-58 have been colored blue to reveal a structure resembling a hand reaching for some eternal red cosmic light.

The star now spins around at the dizzying pace of seven times every second — as pulsars do — spewing energy into space that creates the scene.

Strong magnetic fields, 15 trillion times stronger than the Earth’s magnetic field, are thought to be involved, too. The combination drives an energetic wind of electrons and ions away from the dying star. As the electrons move through the magnetized nebula, they radiate away their energy as X-rays.

Honestly though, it wouldn’t have surprised my in the fucking least if it would have been Star Trek related. Seems that here fucking lately I’ve been surrounded by Trekkie nerds. From my good friend Ana and her trekkie porn, (see this post) to Miss Athena Hollow
proclaiming her child had been possessed by some alien disease or entity, to this weekend channels surfing to find not one but two different Star Trek movies, to this Eminem’s new (and long awaited by somebody) video bashing celebrities. I’m fucking surrounded by god damn nerds!

Shit, I even found out that fucking Hustler, of all fucking people, is planning on doing one of their porn spoofs on Star Trek. Shit is the world not safe from this fucking nerdom when even Hustler gets into the fucking act.

At least Eminem also bashes a few other of my favorite publicity whores like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Winehouse, Bret Michaels, Kim Kardashian. BTW Hustler is currently running a parady of Kim Kardashian called "keeping it up for the KardASSians". Walrus babes has that one covered and I’ll be honest, the chick playing the part of Kim has definately got the ass for the part.

For the babe of the post, I think I’ll post a pic of a new chick I just picked up for my new erotic babes blog, Nude Erotic. Her name is Ivy Black If you think she’s as hot as I do, you can check out more of her on my blog. LaterZ (god I really even fucking hate that, people putting a "z" on the end of a work instead of "s" cause it makes it look way too cool, fucking idiots)

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I’ve fucking actually started falling behind the rest of my fellow Cabal"ers" in doing proper introductions to all the members of the club. My intention was that I’d simply hit a couple at a time everytime I posted rather than do a group fucking gotcha but I found I was needing to stop and bitch slap those that I had already posted about before I had the chance to move on to someone new. So I decided to fucking bite the bullet and just do a big ole fucking group hug or some such shit.

But then I found this on Rofl site Happy Surfin and in fact this post Hey Good Looking, Watcha Got Cookin. Obviously, the dude has a big cock fetish but is quite afraid to come out of the closet. In fact, he is so paranoid about this stuff that he fucking tried to deflect all this shit because I has fucking published my public service announcement for those who actually enjoy the taste of semen. By the way, my homophobic friend, women like the taste of cum too, not just you ghey boys.

I’m not alone here not only have I told you about Flip, who kindly provided this photo of Rofl in his Haloween costume last year but Bewinged, in her post "Lets Talk Fetish" had this to say about his gheyness

Last up for today is Rofl…. (yeah… his name IS Rofl…..).. I’m not sure what his fetishes are… but I am pretty sure gay, or at least bi can be one of them.. Just look at the ammount of space he uses for gay links.. If stalking Flip was a fetish, I’d know the answer however…..

I think

I can safely fucking rest my case.

It’s so fucking nice when women actually fucking get The Walrus. It’s tough for them since I use terms like fucking bitch, slut, whore, and very rarely, only when well fucking deserved, cunt. Granny panty Ana, discussed here, does and it appears Chimera does as well. Here is what she had to say in her post Sci Fi Porn? Oh No You Didn’t?. Here is her take on my post it’s a dogs life.

So, there I was reading his recent post It’s a Dogs World and totally unprepared, though the blog title, Drunken Ramblings from a Demented Walrus SHOULD have given me a clue eh?

I can’t and won’t try to describe the post but midway through the post he is calling the topic of this post a “fucking cunt” and I thought he was being kind!
Dude, you sure do find some crazy topics, keep it up!

To round out the Cabal, we have the big Bad Wolfe and if your an Asian babe covered with tats and piercings there is no fucking doubt he will blow your house down. Actually even if your a white bitch covered in tats and piercings he’ll be knocking on your door too. Only problem with the Wolfe is he is a bit fucking serious and intense but still I consider him one of the few porn slingers I would trust implicitly.

Funny fucking thing is that every fucking one of the calalers seems to have taken to talking about fetishes. Rev with Explicit Planet did with this post about Fetish About Fetish. It seems his fetish is BDSM and BBW. God I love those acronym fetishes. Ok, honestly, I just love when I get to fucking use the word acronym in a sentence. How many times does that actually fucking happen.

Last of the scary dozen -1 (I am fucking working on recruiting one additional member to make it an even Dirty Dozen) is Footman. His entry into this world of crazy shit is Footman Online. I saved him for last for a couple fucking reasons. Mostly because his logo on the site fucking freaks me out. Not sure why but it definately does. Anyway, here is this dude who is quite obviously into feet posting about Bondage, Barefeet, Discipline, Fucking Machines and honestly I don’t understand since the picture in the post does not even highlight the feet (guess that just shows the mind of a dude with a foot fetish, he’ll fucking find the feet even if others look right past them).

What makes that so strange? Well you go see the sadistic domme, one you would think you’d find talking about bondage and discipline and what the duck do you find? A recipe for yellow split pea soup. I’m not complaining I love split pea soup, green or yellow!

Today’s nude of the post comes from the only ghey dude I know who really fucking knows erotic chicks, Flip

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