Chasing the Walrus

I’ve already got way too many posts about how I’ve been a really bad boy and not posting to my blog the way I should so I’m not going to bother writing another fucking one.  Instead I’ll just fucking jump from this vantage point into today’s rant… fucking wannabe pimps.

Read enough of my stuff and some fucking thing that become clear, I sling porn and I have absolutely no problem telling anyone that is what I fucking do.  But that does not make me a fucking pimp.  It makes me an internet fucking marketing dude who happens to advertise companies that develop and sell memberships to pornographic sites.

Unfortunately, not all of the other assholes who do this kind of shit think the way I do.  It seems a large number of them like to think they are fucking pimps.  I mean they’ve got their fucking pimp avatars, some of the ones I’ve met actually dress ghetto even though they are so white bread it ain’t even funny.

You hear them talking about their wives, who obviously have them pussy whipped just like every other fucking dude, and they talk about having a fucking weak pimp hand and shit.

Let me give you fuckers a clue… If your bitch isn’t out fucking working at a strip club or walking the streets and then coming home and handing you every fucking penny she just fucking earned then you ain’t no mother fucking pimp.

I guess what I’m fucking trying to say is that these bozo’s aren’t selling tits and ass, which is what would make them a pimp, but are selling pictures of tits and ass which makes them nothing more than a marketing person.

Besides, from what I’ve seen, there are really very few bitches out there I’d want to pimp for.  I’m no fucking virgin, I’ve paid for pussy before and I’m sure I’ll pay for pussy again if I ever see any worth paying for.

One of the nice things about growing older is your much more patient and picky about what you stick your dick into, at least I am, and I can honestly say that the hookers I have stuck my cock in only one of them would I ever do again and she’s in Spain so the odds of me doing her again are pretty slim.

I remember one time I was stuck in a Courtyard out in the fucking middle of almost nowhere.  Not a fucking bar within walking distance and there were no cabs in the town and I won’t drink and drive.  One DUI taught me my lesson.  Any fucking way, I was horny as a mother fucker and no pussy in site.  So I called an escort service.

The dispatcher asked if I had any preferences.  I told her my only one was I wanted a chick with big boobs..  Big mistake as the chick they sent over must have been 5 foot tall and weighed 150 pounds.  She had big tits, that’s for sure but she had a fucking ass that was so fucking wide that she had to wear a fucking sign across it “WIDE LOAD” just like the trucks on the freeway.

Now there is no way in hell this slut is going to be able to get my dick hard.  WTF am I to do?  I’m hornier than a fucking jack rabbit and the only thing I’ve got to fuck is so fucking big I’d have to tie a board around my ass so that I didn’t fall in the god damn hole..

I ended up giving the slut $300.00 to let me sit on her face and jack off while she sucked on my balls.  Only thing I could think of.  Getting your balls sucked and licked always feels good and I didn’t have to look at her, I could fantasize that there was actually a cute chick sucking my balls and licking the crack of my ass and I did pull my balls out of her mouth so that I could cover her big fat titties with a big helping of my man milk but even that was somehow unsatisfying. 

Shit, reading that I guess I have been a fucking pimp cause I have had a couple girlfriends who did just that.  Worked at the strip clubs doing lap dances and a few select hand jobs and coming home, handing me all their fucking money and sucking on my cock till I was ready to fuck their brains out.  BUT… I never had a stable.  I never had multiple bitches doing that.

Now for a confession,,, I wrote this a month ago and am just now getting around to posting it.

Today’s babe of the post is a hot chick I saw while visiting MC Nudes. Her name Veronica DaSouza and I’m just totally in lust dreaming about having those full, puffy lips wrapped around my cock. The rest of her isn’t bad either. Enjoy

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I just realized that it had been almost a fucking month since I last posted and I had made a promise to take on an adult quest and respond to a sexual challenge.

As I’m sure you fuckers assumed, my task failed but not by much. I did start the night off with a blowjob as I was able to convince some stupid slut to crawl underneath the table and suck me off until I filled her mouth with a big load of man juice. Then off the boys room and my escape for the evening. I do have to compliment the slut. She took it all down and then spent the time to lick everything spotless clean before she came up.

I was a gentleman and did buy her another drink before I split to find more.

But as I went to attempt the second leg of the trifecta, I ran into this hot chick that loved to fuck and liked fucking me. She’s a crazy fucking bitch but she will fucking do anything to get off. I’ve fucked her with people watching and cheering before. Anyway, I never made it past her.

She gave me a hand job sitting at the bar in the club we were at. Doing a little reach around from behind and telling everyone there how much she loved rubbing my big piece of man meat. Once I came, she pulled her gooey hand up where all could see and licked every drop of my come from it. Then dropped her head in my lap and cleaned me up before putting my tool away.

We spent the rest of the evening playing grab ass until I could get it up again. We ended up at her place fucking in just about every room of her small apartment. We fucked on her balcony and she was screaming loud enough the neighbors started to complain. I did fill her ass a couple of times but that is kind of normal when were together. She loves anal.

Todays babe of the post… Anyone ever heard of a babe called Sandra Shine? Well she sent me a personal message the other day along with a picture that deserves not only to be posted but to honor her as my babe of the post. Check it out and then be sure and check her official site out as well. I can personally vouch that she takes a big interest in her site and as a member you have the opportunity to know her as well as I do. So with no further ado… Sandra Shine!

Sandra Shine Loves The Walrus

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In my last post I mentioned that I had made the aquantance of legendary pornstar Jacklyn Lick. To summarize the post, I was commenting on how my sex life had become humdrum but how she had a fantastic weekend fucking two guys who were doing some work on her property.

Little did I fucking know at the time that this would lead to her dropping by and leaving me a little friendly challenge. From her comment

So, I guess the challenge is on, huh? See who can have the wilder weekend? I love a good challenge.

Since The Walrus is always up for a good challenge and a little "one ups-man-ship" I’m going to outline my plan for this evening. Before the evening is over, I will have had public sex with three women. Two of them will be down on their knees worshiping and slobbering all over my cock. They both will walk away with a creamy facial. The third will take an anal reaming bent over the trunk of my car. At least one of the sluts I pick for my project will be married, probably the one getting anally reamed, and I will cream all over her blessed wedding ring. So guys in the LA area, don’t let your wives out on a girls night out tonight or she may be the one coming home with her asshole all stretched out. Her ass and hand covered in my man milk.

Monday, check out the blog and I’ll let you know if I was able to meet all of my goals and some of the juicy tidbits.

If anyone is curious, tonights dinner… Oysters on the half shell.

But now, how about a little entertainment. This started with a Times article I’ll probably write more about when I’m back to being cranky instead of horny. But it led me to checking out you tube for viral alacohol commercials. The playlist below contains 10 or 11 of the best viral commercials I ended up running across.

Also I’m going to take this lull in creative writing to let you’ll know about a couple new sites I’ve run across that I really like. The first is a Hentai Porn or Toon Porn site called The Naked Toons Tube. Here is one of the video’s from it.

The second one is also providing the babe of the post and this hot little asian babe is hot. This is probably the sexiest video I’ve watched in a very long time. The site, The Naked Girlfriend Tube and this video can be found under Tiny Asian Miko Masturbates on Her Cam Be sure to be somewhere that you can turn the sound up as her speaking during the video is really one of the sexiest parts of it. Enjoy

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I remember a time not to long ago when posts would be mostly about sex and The Walrus regaling you with his daring tales of wife robbing. But lately it’s been more angry political or at least politically slanted crap. Have I retired my cock only to become a cranky old man?

I think not although I do admin the sex life has been a bit boring for the last long fucking while. Don’t fucking misunderstand, I’m still getting laid pretty much anytime I want it’s just I’m not out hunting here lately.

I just grab what comes along, no chase, no intrigue. Just easy animalistic fucking. When your working married sluts you’ve got to work it. Not only do you have to catch their attention, you’ve got to get them past the taboo of fucking around and convince them that you can give them an experience that they simply will never get at home.

Married chicks always travel in packs and it seems there is always one or two good friends who aren’t as drunk as they should be who always try to bring the one you’ve singled out back into the reality of husband, kids, etc.

Even though I still maintain that each and every one of them are there hoping that some handsome prince will come and sweep them away into romantic bliss and away from the humdrum existence.

They just see me as… well anything but a knight in shining armor. More a pervert with a pack of rubbers in his pocket and itching to use every last one of them.

So, I admit, I’ve been taking the path of least resistance. Picking on the weak, the horny, and re leaving my needs as well as hers and that shit just doesn’t make for interesting posts. What’s interesting about wham bam… a few times and then no thank you maam.

But as fate would have it, as my sexual tails seem to have become stale, I run into a sexy woman who seems to be able to fill in for those looking for the adventures of the permanently horny.

Meet Miss Jacklyn Lick. Hopefully this is the correct link as I couldn’t fucking find the permalink to the post so I had to improvise and use my massive brain to figure out what the fucking link should be.

But, as fucking usual, I got side tracked in the mundane details of how difficult my life can be…

Seems she had an exceptionally hot and steamy weekend with a couple of the guys who were working at her place. Lucky fuckers and from the sounds of it, they did do plenty of it. Sometimes dreams do fucking come true.

Oh, did I happen to mention that this hot, sexy woman is also a fetish pornstar. In fact, in honor of someone actually posting about a sexual experience much like I used to post about I decided to nominate her as the babe of the post.

She’s pretty much striped out of her latex at this point but I’ll link the picture to the gallery it came from so ya’ll can see the whole set. And in the meantime, I’ll see if I can’t find a way to top the awesome threesome she posted about last weekend.

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Home of the brave, land of the free used to mean something. Sadly it no longer does. Our freedoms, your freedoms are being stripped from you every day and all you fucking sheep do is sit and piss and moan about inane shit that really doesn’t matter. How did we become a nation where it is acceptable for a young man to be arrested, taken by force from his home, and kept away from his parents? Guilty or not isn’t the issue (although I suspect the child is innocent and caught up in a prank), the issue is that this teen and his family, residing here in the good ole US of A, have absolutely no recourse and are not being told a thing. Check out the video and be sure and read more of the details as I’ll get deeper into my rant after you’ve had the chance.

The patriot act has been a bad idea since it’s enception. Giving law enforcement, the government, the fucking ability to walk all over the fucking Constitution whenever they see fit is a mistake and something our fore fathers warned about over 200 fucking years ago. But people just aren’t the same as they were back then.

I seriously doubt there are people willing to die for the concept of freedom any more. People have become sheep and just want to sleep in the warm glow of the federal government without realizing that their lovers warmth is likely to strike out at them on a mere whim.

And since this was done under the guise of the Patriot Act it means that the childs family have absolutely no recourse. He can be held indefinately with out trial, without representation, without a prayer. Hope you sleep well tonight with the thought that the government can and will come into your home and take a child, your spouse or anything else on a whim. No search warrant required. No review of the facts necessary. If law enforcements see it as a threat and can somehow tie it into national security… oh wait since no one really has to review this, no judge to issue a warrant it really doesn’t even have to tie into national security or be a genuine threat. It can be a bad dream a fucking FBI agent had the night before from drinking too much.

But hell, the judicial system can take all of your rights away without the Patriot Act. Have you heard about the mother and son who are now running from justice. A part of a nationwide manhunt. Why? Because the son has cancer and the courts have decided what is best for the boy is chemotherapy. The parents disagree and so the rub.

The courts and by extension the government is making a determination of what is best for someone’s child and is hell bent on forcing their will onto the family.

The family belongs to a religous group that believes in natural healing methods and they and their child want to follow the tenant of their religion and because so they are now a part of a national man hunt. Well, or in this case, a national mother and child hunt.

Who the fuck is the government to decide what is best for your child… and this could very well be your child or your life. What’s the next step? Where does the government draw the line on determining how you live your life and what you believe in?

Why is this ok? Why aren’t people as fucking pissed off as I am?

I trust our founding fathers would be completely ashamed of what we have become. A nation that lives behind a word that they have no fucking idea of what it means.

Time to lighten this up with a babe of the post, I believe. How about a hot redhead coming by way of Nude Erotic. Enjoy!

Cinnamon and Spice

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