Chasing the Walrus

I just deleted a fucking post half way through writing it. It was fucking stupid and I began to wonder what the fuck I have become even thinking this shit was worth blogging about. How does all the stupid ass shit that’s been happening over at myspace lately fucking affect me. Exactly, since I don’t have no fucking space, it doesn’t.

Do I really care that some stupid ass grown fucking woman got her panties in such a big twist that she set her sites on ruining a young childs life and succeeded in damaging the barely teen girl into committing suicide? Does that really affect my life? I think it’s a fucking sad story that a supposed fucking grown ass bitch of 50 would fucking play a childs fucking mind game on a child. But I also find it to be a sad as fucking story that the childs parents didn’t care fucking enough to notice a difference in their child and seek out the possible causes for it. Or to warn their child about how totally fucking deceptive and evil the world is and take adequate steps to educate and protect her. For any parents who read this and for any children who might get lost along the way and actually run across the Walrus’s ravings….the world is a nasty fucking place with plenty of depraved individuals who are completely jealous of what you have and the innocence that you possess and will try to do anything they fucking can to take it away from you. Nothing is real on the internet unless you let it become real.

Do I really fucking care that a 19 year old ass hole seduced a child? Ok, yes I do care but I don’t fucking care that the vehicle he used another social website sprawled across the internet. Mom, Pop it’s your responsibility to have the type of fucking dialog with your teen age child to help them understand that perverted assholes exist in this world and that they use the anonymity of the internet to play their fucking dangerous games. It is a very simple fact, the internet is a hostile environment where too many fucking people like to play games, pretending to be who they aren’t simply because it is the only way they can find to escape their misreable fucking lives and be the person they’ve always only dreamed they could be.

But now don’t go thinking I’m some kind of cold, heartless fuck. I also find it rediculus that a young boy is now facing child porn charges because his girlfriend kicked his stupid ass to the curb and in a fit of emotional uproar made a really bad decision. We all fucking do stupid ass shit now and then, especially when it comes to love. We can act the fool and do some major stupid fucking shit. This dude, in an attempt to seek a little fucking revenge, probably somewhat justified, decided to post a few nude pics of his also underage girlfriend on the internet.

Lets keep in mind, he was in possession of these illegal photos because the girl who broke his fucking little heart sent them to him of her own free accord. In this instance, she should bare some of the burden of blame just as he has. He shouldn’t have been so stupid but then again neither should she. Don’t take a picture and send it to anyone unless your totally prepared for it to be displayed across the internet. Shit happens. But his poor judgment, probably at a time of extreme emotional distress does not constitute charges like possession of child pornography, sexual exploitation of a child and defamation. What he did was stupid not criminal and in this instance the possible punishment definately does not fit the crime. Judges who hear these type of cases should have the ability to do exactly what the gym teacher used to do when I was a child and that’s take the kid into chambers, parents present, and give him a good old fashioned paddling. Of course, all the fucking liberals with their heads up their asses would see that as fucking child abuse. Funny how we all long for the good old days but don’t realize that it’s this kind of shit that makes them the good ole days. But the lack of child disipline in todays society and how it has fucked things up is fodder for a whole new post.

Tags: Ramblings by Walrus
No Comments »

I guess being that it’s presidential election time, I got to thinking about the last 8 years. GW got elected due mostly, I believe, to Clinton fatigue and the fact that at least he was personable. Even today, given your choice of going to a fucking Texas style cook out, who would you rather have there good ole GW or wooden legged, stick-up-his-ass, internet inventor Al Gore. The choice is really a simple one.

Unfortunately, the Democrates didn’t learn shit and sent some dumb fuck named Kerry to run against Bush and the country has been fucked ever since. Given the choice of Obama or Hillary, I’m not sure the democrates have yet learned their lesson but thats shit to talk about in later posts.

The one good thing that did come from having a dip-shit for president is "bush-isms" which according to the god-wiki almighty are…and I quote(notice the quotation marks) "any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors, and gaffes that have occurred in the public speaking of United States President George W. Bush.

So below is my Top Ten list (in no particular order, Im too fucking lazy for that) of Bushisms, hand picked by me over the last year. Enjoy…or don’t and go fuck yourself!

"I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"How can you possibly have an international agreement that’s effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?" –George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008

"A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what’s not on their mind." –George W. Bush, Sochi, Russia, April 6, 2008

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, ‘Vote for me. I’m an agent of change.’ In 2004, I said, ‘I’m not interested in change –I want to continue as president.’ Every candidate has got to say ‘change.’ That’s what the American people expect." –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008

"I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." –George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

"I heard somebody say, ‘Where’s (Nelson) Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." –George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." –George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

"My attitude is, if they’re still writing about (number) one, 43 doesn’t need to worry about it." –George W. Bush, on his legacy, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"There are jobs Americans aren’t doing. … If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about." –George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

Tags: Ramblings by Walrus
No Comments »

I’n not fucking sure if it’s the lack of sleep (I did one of those one hour on / one hour off type of nights), if I’m mellowing in my old age or if I’m just out of practice on this blogging thing but I didn’t run across anything that set me off today. I suppose it’s the sleep thing since there were a few things that really should have fucking got my juices flowing.

In politics, the Tennesse Republicans decided they wanted to pick on whats her name Obama. Of course that set the Senator panties all a twitter. But why? It was all about a simple slip of the tongue in a speach made months ago. It’s so old of news and was such an obvious case of the words just not coming out right, that it doesn’t deserve to brought back into the public conscience and instead of the distinguished Senator playing that way he decided to complain about political attacks on his family members.

Dude, get a life, if you are going to let your wife campaign for you expect that she is now in the open and fair game in the political areaa. Besides your being hypocritical since you seem to have no problems attacking Senator Clintons significant other. Or, probably the hottest of this seasons political women, Cindy McCain. Who, by the way, I can’t remember her having done anything other than play arm jewelry for her man.

Or, I could have went into one of my patented rants on gay marriage. I ran across a CNN poll asking if I was happy Ellen was getting married. Now why should I give two flying fucks if the stupid bitch gets married or not. But I’m sure that was CNN’s sly way of really asking if you favored or opposed gay marriage. Now I see nothing that sanctimonious in marriage so I see absolutely no fucking reason gays shouldn’t be married. They should be allowed to be as miserable as us fucking straight folks.

But niether note worthy story started that flame burning deep inside to set off the strings of obscenities or personally biased opinions. So I guess I’ll just have to enjoy Valentina Vaughn with the rest of you!

Tags: Ramblings by Walrus
No Comments »