It’s a Dogs World
Perhaps I should have called this fucking post ex-girlfriend revenge backfires.
this stupid cunt, Michelle Owens, mug shot posted, was in the county jail in Indiana for public intoxication, a violation of her parole for DUI, when she stupidly asked the sherrifs office to "search her laptop" as she was afraid her ex-boyfriend had downloaded some child porn on it.
What a fucked up way to try to get some revenge on an ex-boyfriend get the cops looking at him like perverted child molestor. What kind of crazy ass bitch would fucking do that. It’s not something to fucking be playing around with. But I fucking digress, back to Michelles story.
The fucking cops were not able to locate any child porn. What they did find was two videos of Michelle fucking her beagle, Toby. According to this crazy slut, this was just something that she had done when she was fucking drunk and she tried to delete them in the morning when she was sober. Stupid cunt was sober enough to figure out how to record this shit on her laptop but so drunk she had to fuck her dog? But then she wasn’t smart enough to actually fucking delete the videos, she had just moved them into the recycle bin.
So her little attempt to fuck up her ex ended up getting her charged with two felony accounts of bestiality charges. But there are a couple things about this story that I think lack any fucking explaination. Who really took the videos? I mean really, so drunk she fucked the dog and yet sober enough to run the computer and record the act. Smart enough to record the video on her laptop, dumb enough to not know to empty the recycle bin to really delete the file. This shit just don’t add up.
And then she is pissed enough at her ex-boyfriend that she tries to set him up as a child molester. Maybe he dumped your ass because your such a drunken slut that you’d even fuck the dog. No telling who the else you’d fuck,
I’ve found that Toby, the dog, has been accepted into a canine care facility and is being monitored to determine if any psycological damage has occurred or if he now has an unsatiable urge to fuck human pussy. So far, Toby has shown no interest in fucking the female dogs in heat that have been put in his room to help to determine the damage although the therapist hasn’t concluded the exact cause. Rumor has it that they may invite Michelle for a conjugal visit to see if Toby perks up.
Self proclaimed alt porn geek girl, Miss Athena Hollow recently posted about some other unusual sexual, but highly entertaining, idiots who probably don’t deserve their genitalia either.
I’m sure you’ve seen those banging machine type of porn sites. You know where models will get fucked with normal household utensils, or even power tools, that have been modified into high powered dildo’s. Anyway, the alt porn geek girl (ya, I know it’s hard to read that as those words just really don’t seem to go together, I shake my fucking brain everytime I see them together) reported on her blog in this post titled Holy Power Saw Batman some couple in Maryland attempted to create their own. Unfortunately they weren’t smart enough to remove the blade from the saw. As saws are likely to do, well… I’ll let your imagination run wild on that one.
I introduced yall to Autumn, the nice lady who also does porn. Well it seems she took exception and fired back with a post of her own "and they think I’m nice" I think you totally misunderstood. Just cause I fucking say your nice, doesn’t mean I don’t think or realize or desire the fact that your naughty, nasty or what ever properly applies. The truth is I think of you as being grandmotherly but I do know that my grandfather did in deed fuck my grandmother and I hope she was a kinky freak bitch who took good care of him.
Some how she thought that posting a photo of her tit would prove that she’s not nice. But anyway, I’ll let you, my fucking faithful readers decide, naughty and nice or just plain naughty.
It’s been awhile but I do want to give a shout out to my favorite blonde babe. I haven’t forgotten that I owe you a hot steamy oral sex story that you can rock your boat with, or truthfully cause you to rock your boat multiple times while trying to read through it. It will happen but it’s good to see your still horny and talking about your masturbation tendancies. Love watching a woman get herself off and reading her talk about it is a definate turn on, temporarily satisfing my voyeuristic desire.
Speaking of hot babes, I missed posting one last post. Sorry, got so carried away with playing with friend old and new that I just plain forgot. To make up for it I ain’t going to do shit. But I will post a babe for the post today.
Monica Sweet | Some Like it Hot
When this 24-year-old stunner stepped off the plane down Mexico way, we knew things were going to get hotter — or as the locals say, mas caliente! Bearing the perfect last name, Monica Sweet came to us from her distant homeland for what proved to be a classic HUSTLER pictorial.
Statistics:
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Bust: 34
Waist: 24
Hips: 34
Height: 5′4
Weight: 103
Biography:
Birthplace: Hungary
Age: 24
Favorite Movie: I am really into foreign porn. A lot of things vary from continent to continent, but fucking is basically always a constant. It’s a real turn-on listening to the things that come out of the girls’ mouths in other languages when they take a huge schlong into their tight little assholes. Sometimes I like to rub my cooch and practice the words along with them.
Favorite Song: If you bang me good enough I won’t even notice the song you’re playing, so I don’t think it matters. Most music can be sexy if the situation is right.
Favorite Food: The more exotic, the better. I especially love trying new kinds of sushi. They always make jokes about sushi tasting like pussy. I love sushi, and I love pussy, but they do not even taste the same.
Likes: Traveling is the most exciting thing in the world next to sex. I can’t get enough of it, and I hope to see every country in the world, and to fuck in them too!
Dislikes: I do not like being told no, but luckily it almost never happens. Would you ever tell me no? I didn’t think so.
Ambitions: Someday I’d like to find an American sugar daddy to take care of me, but he’d have to be someone who didn’t mind if I brought my hot and beautiful European girlfriends home for group sex.
Best Place to Fuck: Wherever I happen to be at the moment I realize I need a hard veiner in any or all of my holes is the very best place for me to fuck.
Best Sex: It changes from week to week. I always think to myself that whatever sex I just had was the best I’ve ever had, and then someone comes along and makes it even better. This week, for instance. The rumor that cabana boys are gay was probably started by some bitter guy who could never fuck his woman like Ramon did. Ramon brought me way more than the three margaritas it took for me to get bold enough to flash him my shaved pussy. Before he went south of my border and dipped his tongue into my pink taco I didn’t even know how to roll my r’s, but I sure can now. Aiyiyi! I want to come back to Mexico soon, because I am far from finished cumming in Mexico. So this week, Ramon was the best, but next week who knows?
Favorite Position: Missionary is the best because you can kiss, and I am into long, lingering kisses.
Questions & Answers:
HUSTLER: What did you think the first time you did anal with someone truly huge?
MONICA: I looked at it like a challenge, like I was going to climb Mt. Everest, only the mountain was attached to a large black guy. I took it a little at a time. I didn’t think I could do it, but I did, and am I ever glad. It turns out nothing makes me cum harder than having my tiny little asshole stretched to its limits.
HUSTLER: Is there anything sexual that you won’t do?
MONICA: Well, I won’t do a horse. But I will do a man who is hung like a horse.
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When this fucking picture was shot, I’d bet this helicopter pilot thought he was the luckiest dude alive. After the blow job he got a few minutes later, I’m sure he know he was the fucking luckiest guy alive. But then the shit hit the fan (2 years later)! Somehow (could it be a pornstar looking for a little publicity, na, that wouldn’t happen) the events that transpired in that chopper made it to the news and 
