Chasing the Walrus

Well the political correctness police are out in force once again and it may come as no surprise that it’s being led by the Rev. Al Sharpton. I gotta tell you these people take it to the extreme. I’ve read some articles with the word assasination in it but most all feel the cartoon is comparing President Obama to a chimpanzee. For those of you whities that may have forgotten, many many years ago, when we were truly racist, blacks were compared to chimps, you know the Africa connection and all. What I don’t think all the PC police get is that it’s been forgotten. Thrown into the wasteland and that someone could think of putting the cartoon together for a major news paper, as a parady on current affairs shows just how far some of us have gone. On the otherhand, it also shows how Rev. Al and many of his supporters love to play the "poor me" card.

To Rev. Al this is

“troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys.”

where as the NY Post sees it as

The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut. It broadly mocks Washington’s efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist.”

According to Sam Stein of the Huffington Post says

At its most benign, the cartoon suggests that the stimulus bill was so bad, monkeys may as well have written it. Others believe it compares the president to a rabid chimp. Either way, the incorporation of violence and (on a darker level) race into politics is bound to be controversial.

So what does The Walrus say… Get a fucking life you fucking losers. If you really actually read shit, looked into things and didn’t fucking jump to conclusions you’d fucking realize that cartoonist Sean Delonas has been beating up the fucking stimulus package all month with his cartoons. Like this one, poking a little fun at the lady and her sixteenuplets or what ever the fuck they were. It was dawn on the 5th.

Or this one, something about an odor from New Jersey drawn on the 8th

Or this timely news one dealing with steroid in basball and the stimulus bill

And finally, today’s masterpiece… Ok, I’m pissed about this one making fun of one legged men and ass kicking contests. Now that has gone too far.

So now that you’ve seen more of his recent work, do you still find his monkey cartoon offensive or can you follow the fucking trend… news of the day plus stimulus package equal not good. Seriously, all you fucking knee jerk reactionaries need to get a fucking life. Not everyone is out to get you. Not everyone wants to speak derogatory about you. Get your fucking facts straight before jumping to conclusions. Otherwise, in reality you just look fucking stupid.

BTW I love the cartoons. If you want to see more of them check out Delonas’s page on the NY Post website

Today’s babe is coming from a frequent source Nudes Artistically Done and this post called Liala is Essentially Yours

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Can if fucking be, I’m changing? The DOJ, under President Obama, is refocusing it’s resources on things that can actually help people rather than parading around like gestapo worried about a little porn and screaming that child porn is a issue.

Yes, child porn needs to be fucking eradicated and anyone actually making it, or even molesting a child, needs to be punished in the most fucking barbaric means possible. Personally, I’d fucking nail their balls to a createne soaked log, hand them a butter knife and light the fucking log on fire. Their choice, roasted nuts or to fucking chop them off themselves.

But when your doing nothing more than jacking up the fear in order to obtain your real goal, the eradication of the porn industry, then your nothing but a fear monger or simply one very fucking big idiot. All that has been fucking discussed over the last 8 years was nothing more than fear mongering.

Case in point, Fidelis, a group which claims it’s all about well… see below I’ll use their own words:

Fidelis (Latin for faithful) is the universal name for a group of Catholic-based political, legal, research and educational organizations whose collective mission it is to formulate, promote, and defend public policies that uphold religious freedom, human life from conception to natural death, and the traditional institutions of marriage and family.

Now thats all fine and even good and admirable but why do they seem to feel to need to try to shape and control my life in a form that they want.

Isn’t freedom all about all of us being able to determine what is right and wrong for us and not having others push their beliefs down our throat? But when a group such as this is willing to spread outright lies about someone then that is exactly what they are trying to do.

According to the press release Obama Picks Porn Lawyer for #2 at Justice. Again let me stop myself and let you read their own words

“Ogden’s record is nothing short of obscene. He has represented Playboy Enterprises in multiple cases, Penthouse Magazine, the ACLU, and the largest distributor of hard-core pornography videos. He has opposed filters on library computers protecting children from Internet smut, and successfully defended the right of pornographers to produce material with underage children.”

So yes it’s true, he has made first amendment agruments for Playboy, Penthouse and others in the Porn industry. What people like this don’t fucking understand is that sometimes, in order to maintain freedom, you have to fight for things that you PERSONALLY find distastefull. But, you see, people like this aren’t really interested in your freedom. That is unless you think exactly like they do. They believe that freedom is only something for them and those like them. If your not like them, then your freedom doesn’t matter.

But that’s not the lie. The lie is "successfully defended the right of pornographers to produce material with underage children". The law they are referring to was known as COPA (Child Online Protection Act) which tries to limit childrens access to on-line adult porn. It had very little to do with child porn other than trying to add record keeping beyond usefullness and criminalize people simply because they sold the porn others made.

One of the oddities of that portion of the law was, it really didn’t have to be porn. Anything that depicted a sexual act was covered. Well almost, it seemed that if Hollywood made a movie with simulated sex, it was exempt. Confused yet?

Other than that small portion of COPA, known as 2257, the rest of the law was censoring the internet. Luckily, even a conservative US Supreme Court realized how fucking crazy this all was and came to the most logical conclusion:

The court also said that parental use of Internet filters was a better, less restrictive way to protect children from explicit material.

So just like the V-Chip and television, IE as well as every other internet browser has adult filters built into them.

The Babe of the Post is going to come from one of my favorite babe blogs Nudes Artistically Done. The post is called My China Doll
and I really do find this petite babe to be extremely desireable and an excellent piece of eye candy. Enjoy

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The fucking political correctness police have struck another blow in their righteous cause of fucking making this an unimaginative world in which to live. I hate these political correctness assholes with a mother fucking passion. You can’t say this, you can’t fucking say that. Hell you can’t even say fucking but that’s a whole fucking different story.

I don’t fucking know if you’ve ever had the fucking distinct priveledge to visit T-Shirt Hell you better fucking do it soon. As of February 10th the site will be no more and that fucking link will probably take you absolutely no fucking where.

Seems the owner, one Sunshine Megatron, is giving up. Ironically, tired of recieving the hate mail for his satirical brand of t-shirt, he/she/it has just given up. I’ve always said if it aint fucking fun why the fuck are you wasting your fucking time doing it. Well, I guess Sunshine agree’s with me. After years of having the PC cock suckers filling his e-mail box full of hate cause they just simple don’t get the fucking joke (personally I think the fucking joke is on those slimey whores as they just don’t fucking get it).

His most recent t-shirt which read "It’s not gay if you beat them up after" recieved some totally rediculous fucking responses from I guess people who really are fucking cock suckers. If your interested, and you should be, check out Sunshines goodbye fucking page.

In a last blast at the fucking thought police, he’s decided to clear out the fucking closet bringing back some of the most commented on shirts from the past. Some of my personal favorites:
   
   

Now thats some funny shit and anyone who doesn’t fucking get it should simply keep their fucking cock sucking lips closed the rest of the educated, not fucking afraid to laugh at ourselves or each other have a good fucking laugh. You fuckers want to fucking homogynize everything because your so fucking afraid someone might be fucking offended. Know what, it’s ok to be offended because it’s ok for anyone to say any fucking thing they want. It’s called freedome of fucking speach and it’s was the cornerstone of what this great country was built on.

As a porn mongor it would be really fucking difficult for me to ply my trade if I fucking wanted to make you cock sucking PC assholes (excuse me I mean you enlightened people) happy. Seriously, if you were so inclined to view a little hard core pornography which would make you horny faster to read:

You know the type of bitch, massively huge fucking tits, low fucking hanging blouse, titties stretching out the fucking shirt so much they are just fucking screaming to be free. Mentally, all you can do as you look at those fucking things and dream about a great fucking titty fuck they would make. Rubing your throbbing cock between them with the fucking slut licking your cock’s head everytime it comes near her mouth.

or this

I know you’ve seen this type of girl, big breasts almost falling out of her shirt and your mind instantly turns you into a freaky deaky

So don’t give me any of your fucking PC moronic crap, I just don’t fucking give a damn. I’ll call it like I fucking see it and if you can’t fucking handle that is your own problem you fucking cock sucker, not mine.

Ok, time now for a babe of the post. I’ve got this good buddy, Flip, may have even fucking mentioned him once or twice my now, who also likes the hot babes and has a blog or two that feature some of the finest creatures known to man but as always, we tend to have slightly different tastes. Which is a good thing cause I’ll use him now and then to provide the babes so ya’ll don’t get burnt out by just having my eclectic taste to go by.

Naked babe on Horseback is one of Flips posts on his natural nudes blog. Unlike me, he seems to be a no nonsense kind of dude. He gets to the babes in the fewest words possible. But his taste is flawless and while it may not be my style I definately can find the artistry, the poetry in both the babe and the few words he does attribute to her beauty. If your curious, then you’ll simply have to check it out.

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They’re here. The Democratic National Convention (DNC) starts today and I so fucking excited I could just… yawn. Yep, take a fucking nap time. The only way this could get exciting is if the fucking Clinton supporters cause trouble and you have to fucking doubt that would happen. So, although some of the pussy-ass politicians maybe a little nervous, these next few days will turn out to be an Obama lovefest and a bash McCain with everything you can fest.

And once again, the democrats will have proven that they are not fucking smart enough to select anyone who is even electable. Seriously my American friends take a close look at it. I’m for neither Obama nor McCain and think I’ll seriously sit this election out but what the fuck in Obama’s background makes you think he is capable of leading this country. State senator, not even a full term as a US senator. Fuck he’s never even run his own small business what the fuck makes anyone think he’s capable of running the economy of the US.

But, never fear, the democrats will tell you how wonderful he is. His wife what a loving husband and father and how the two of them elevated themselves. All great shit but…

The news will be pretty boring this week, unless you like watch a bunch of two-faced mother fuckers kissing the ass of some asshole they despise. Biden wasted no time getting his nose stuck up that black crack, watch the rest of the democrats follow suit. Oh and count how many time they use Bush and McCain’s names in the same sentence. I’m figuring a minimum of 50 times per speaker.

Now to the Babe of the Post!!! A hot fucking wife who likes to party… MY FAVORITE

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This fucking bitch is Cytnthia Good, a fucking feminist and founding editor of Pink Magazine in Atlanta. Seems she got her fucking panties all in a wad over the fact that the "Men at Work" signs were present even when women were actually there working with their fucking male counterparts. She fucking wants "gender neutral" signs.

Seriously, with all the fucking other problems in the country, not to mention the fucking world, couldn’t she find something, anything more pressing than fucking "gender neutral" signs for street workers in the Atlanta area to get her precious tight panties all fucked up over. You know something like the homeless child in Atlanta who goes to sleep in the fucking back seat of a car with nothing to eat.

Atlanta, well it seems it agrees about being fucking gender neutral and if fucking going to paint all of the signs to meet this new standard. It should only cost the fucking city $1000 to do. Maybe the fucking homeless kid can eat the next sign he / she (trying to be gender neutral here) fucking sees.

But Atlanta isn’t enough, Ms. Good now plans on a total fucking national attack campaign and sadly I suspect way too many fuckinng states will fall in line with Atlanta. Ms. Good, one question, at your feminist fucking magazine, how may men you have writing articles for you and I don’t mean fucking gay guys either, they’re nothing but bitchs anyway.

In the interest of gender neutrality, I’ve got a few things that I think should be fucking changed immediately.
menapause - you know that time in a woman’s life when …. well fuck when she’s getting too fucking old.
menstral cramp - again, what the fuck does this have to do with a fucking men
menstration - do I really fucking need to type any fucking thing here
Seriously, what does "men" have to fucking do with these fucking times in a womans life when men most likely want to be as far away as fucking possible and no I don’t use a fucking dictionary so if your too fucking stupid to figure out what the fuck I’m talking about, thats your own fucking problem.

In all honesty, politcal correctness really doesn’t have any fucking place in society. Anyone who would be offended by most of the inane crap that the PC patrol care to fucking whip out just don’t have enough in their sad little fucking lives. So go ahead, call me a fucking red neck, asshole, or just about anything else you can think of. It ain’t going to hurt my fucking feelings.

But my most burning question is this, why wasn’t Ms. Good cited for vandalism on the signs she spray painted a pink "wo" in front of men at work!

Today’s Babe Sunny Leone

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Sunny Leone | Reflections Of Love
Sunny Leone, whose parents had emigrated from India, grew up in Canada and relocated to Southern California in 1996 with her family. Soon after graduating from high school, the ingenue began modeling, slowly transitioning from mainstream work to nude layouts. Finally opting to have sex in front of the camera, she signed with Vivid Video in ’05 and stars in Sunny, Virtual Vivid Girl Sunny Leone and other hard-core releases.

Statistics:

Hair: Brown, Eyes: Brown, Bust: 34B, Waist:24, Hips: 34, Height: 5′ 4, Weight: 110
Biography:

Birthplace: Ontario, Canada
Age: 25
Favorite Movie: The Princess Bride. I can quote that movie endlessly.
Favorite Song: Right now it’s Rhianna’s “SOS”. I like mostly dance and hip hop…anything I can shake it to.
Favorite Food: I’m hesitant to say, but I really like In-N-Out. It’s not very good for you, but I love a “Double Double”.
Likes: I like girlie girl stuff. Shopping, cooking, just hanging out. I like being around my friends and family.
Dislikes: I’m really impatient, so waiting around. I get so antsy on shoot days that I’m tempted to leave sometimes.
Ambitions: I’ve been studying to be a pediatric nurse for a while now. When I retire from adult, I plan on having a career where I can help children.
Best Place to Fuck: I’m boring…my big old bed. Sorry fellas! No screwing on a motorcycle for me!
Best Sex: It’s always with my boyfriend. We’ve been together for so long that he knows exactly what I want and how I want it. And we like to mix it up by bringing a girl home every now and then.
Favorite Position: Doggie, with one of my boyfriend’s hands slapping my ass and the other pulling my hair. I’m getting wet just thinking about it.
Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: You’re one of the very few Indian starlets out there…is there any pressure to set an example?

SUNNY: Ha ha…none at all. The only pressure I get is from my parents. They’re pretty traditional. They’re not very happy with what I’m doing, but they are supportive. I keep reminding them that I’ll be a nurse before they know it and that usually calms them down.

HUSTLER: What’s been your favorite experience so far?

SUNNY: Going to Miami and interviewing celebrities for the MTV India Music awards on the red carpet. I spoke to everyone from Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas to the Doggfather himself, Snoop Dogg. What a crazy trip that was!

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