Chasing the Walrus

I debated long and fucking hard deciding if I was going to join in the Tiger bandwagon and ultimately I pretty much decided that a voice of reason needed to be fucking added to this circus as there seems to not be any. I’m fucking tired of every fucking news service in the world, and even the sports news services, having turned into nothing more than gossip rags. Shit, isn’t there enough news in the world for them to focus on. I mean here in the good ole US of A the government is getting ready to turn health care on its head, we have record debt and a president who believes he needs to fucking spend his way out of the recession and for some reason we need to spend time on every fucking show talking about a golfer.

Shit even Fox News can’t have a program on where Tiger is not one of the topics. Who fucking cares, the guy is human and rich. What that means if he can get any piece of pussy in the world he wants, period. Ya, he cheated on his wife. Millions of men cheat on their wives every fucking day. Most get caught at some point or another and there is a very ugly, very emotional time once they are caught. It’s life. What makes the fact that Tiger did it news worthy? Because he’s the best at what he does? Many CEO’s of companies cheat with pornstarts, strippers and the likes. Because he does commercials? Come on, do you really believe any of these fuckers who hawk products on TV actually even believe in them. Tiger drives a Cadillac. What would he be driving if he was pushing hummers? Does his opinion matter any more than anyone elses because he is the best golfer in the world today? I don’t think so.

We’ve become a country more obsessed with who is fucking whom rather than what is actually going on in the world that affects our daily life and will affect the daily lives of our children. Eventually, this whole Tiger Woods thing will be fucking forgotten, like in the next month, and he will resume playing golf. The deficiets our government is running up will last years and our children will probably be paying that debt off for a very long time. Health care is being affected. Talk about long term effects and guess what, nobody is really fucking talking about it. They’d rather worry about who some fucking golfer was sticking their cock into.

For those that are curious, I’ll peak your interest here with a couple videos. The first is from Naughty America Live where Holly Sampson talks about Tiger Woods.

Now to climb on my soap box a little and torture you all with a little bit of fucking Walrus wisdom, as if the shit I’ve already written isn’t fucking worth its weight in fucking gold.

Cheating is fucking normal. I dont give a fuck who you are. The reason it’s normal, at least from the Walrus’s perspective, is two fold. The secondary reason is it is just fucking boring fucking the same person. Besides if you’ve been married for over a year or so there isn’t that much fucking going on. When I was married I could usually count on getting some pussy on New Years day, Valentines day, my birthday and Xmas eve. A few little pieces would be thrown in now and then but if I was getting it more than 6 times a year I’ve fucking be surprised and that simply is not enough pussy for a growing boy.

But fuck, when you’ve got work, two kids and a wife that works your week days are filled with doing the 9-5 thing and the weekends filled with doing kids shit. Eventually your simply going to look for a little strange to break the monotony. Once you experience that excitement, it’s fucking hard to fall back into a fucking daily routine. Which is why you always fucking get caught.

Second, and for me the most important, is that you simply like treating sluts like sluts. Where as you love you wife and really don’t want to be be your cock hungry slut. I mean I love grabbing the back of a chicks head and shoving my cock down her throat. But not with the princess I love. I like bending her over and fucking the shit out of a sluts tight asshole and then making her clean the cum and shit off my cock when I’m finished. But not to my princess. I like all the BDSM shit and sharing a slut with my buddy. But not the one I love. I think you get the drift. It’s impossible to do all the things you love to do, the things you crave to do with the person you love.

But women dont get hung up on that. Sex can be just that pure animalistic release of ones needs. No emotions attached. Where when I’m with the woman I love, it is no longer sex it is making love. Tender, loving, caring putting your needs and wants before my own. With a slut, fuck her needs she’s a fucking slut, I’m out for what I want, for what my cock is craving and she is nothing more than the fucking vessel for accomplishing what I need.

The interesting thing about pornstars / strippers are they have this fantastic talent to make you feel like your really fucking special. They use this talent to milk every last penny from your wallet and you fall for it. Once your a mark, your always a mark. Even if you are "one of the lucky ones’ who get to fuck them. The lucky ones, those with the largest amount of cash consistently. Not just at the strip club. Ones they can count on for cash anytime they need it. Ones that become "obsessors". Unfortunately, Tiger never learned about those and perhaps that is what makes him the most just like most of you fuckers. He got sucked into believing that what he was experiencing was real, not fantasy. When you learn that your completely wrong about this kind of shit it is totally devastating. But let me assure each and every one of you guys, these chicks don’t care to bits about you. They care about your wallet and you know what… most of them are bringing every fucking penny they take from you home to a guy like me and I thank you for all the cash you’ve donated to my favorite charity, me, over the years. I didn’t get any of Tigers money since I’ve moved on from running strippers / pornstars but I can assure you that some of you reading this have.

With all this fucking porn going on, I almost fucking forgot about the babe of the post. Maybe it was the fact that I’d already seen massive hooters and chicks with soft body curves but I selected a pic from one of my favorite Italian slut teen. She’s got a hot tight little body and the face of an angel. I pretty much never tire of looking at her playful ass and I personally believe if you give it a shot, you won’t either. So without another word being typed from my finger tips, I bring you Ivy Black.

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Home of the brave, land of the free used to mean something. Sadly it no longer does. Our freedoms, your freedoms are being stripped from you every day and all you fucking sheep do is sit and piss and moan about inane shit that really doesn’t matter. How did we become a nation where it is acceptable for a young man to be arrested, taken by force from his home, and kept away from his parents? Guilty or not isn’t the issue (although I suspect the child is innocent and caught up in a prank), the issue is that this teen and his family, residing here in the good ole US of A, have absolutely no recourse and are not being told a thing. Check out the video and be sure and read more of the details as I’ll get deeper into my rant after you’ve had the chance.

The patriot act has been a bad idea since it’s enception. Giving law enforcement, the government, the fucking ability to walk all over the fucking Constitution whenever they see fit is a mistake and something our fore fathers warned about over 200 fucking years ago. But people just aren’t the same as they were back then.

I seriously doubt there are people willing to die for the concept of freedom any more. People have become sheep and just want to sleep in the warm glow of the federal government without realizing that their lovers warmth is likely to strike out at them on a mere whim.

And since this was done under the guise of the Patriot Act it means that the childs family have absolutely no recourse. He can be held indefinately with out trial, without representation, without a prayer. Hope you sleep well tonight with the thought that the government can and will come into your home and take a child, your spouse or anything else on a whim. No search warrant required. No review of the facts necessary. If law enforcements see it as a threat and can somehow tie it into national security… oh wait since no one really has to review this, no judge to issue a warrant it really doesn’t even have to tie into national security or be a genuine threat. It can be a bad dream a fucking FBI agent had the night before from drinking too much.

But hell, the judicial system can take all of your rights away without the Patriot Act. Have you heard about the mother and son who are now running from justice. A part of a nationwide manhunt. Why? Because the son has cancer and the courts have decided what is best for the boy is chemotherapy. The parents disagree and so the rub.

The courts and by extension the government is making a determination of what is best for someone’s child and is hell bent on forcing their will onto the family.

The family belongs to a religous group that believes in natural healing methods and they and their child want to follow the tenant of their religion and because so they are now a part of a national man hunt. Well, or in this case, a national mother and child hunt.

Who the fuck is the government to decide what is best for your child… and this could very well be your child or your life. What’s the next step? Where does the government draw the line on determining how you live your life and what you believe in?

Why is this ok? Why aren’t people as fucking pissed off as I am?

I trust our founding fathers would be completely ashamed of what we have become. A nation that lives behind a word that they have no fucking idea of what it means.

Time to lighten this up with a babe of the post, I believe. How about a hot redhead coming by way of Nude Erotic. Enjoy!

Cinnamon and Spice

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I’m sure you’ve been following with complete fucking interest the bull shit surrounding Carrie Prejean, Miss California as of late. A chick hot enough to be Miss California doing topless photo’s, oh ya, I’m all over the internet looking for that shit, just to post if fucking here. Unfortunately, untouched photo’s don’t appear to fucking be out. The best I could find was these on TMZ.

Carrie Prejean Topless Photos

Love those fucking stars. But that’s not the point of the post. The point of this fucking post is all the bull shit that seems to be surrounding this ordeal. Which, by the way, I don’t see why anyone even fucking cares.

First, Carrie, why the fuck did you lie and say you were only 17. Ain’t no photographer going to fucking take topless pic’s of a 17 year old. He’d be heading to jail had he released those pictures if you were only 17 as that would make it child pornography. So I don’t buy the I was young and stupid bull shit.

Your a model and as a young model you are talked into doing things that as an established model you may not do. But you’ve got to get your foot in the door and the only fucking way to do that is to have your body in front of a camera. Bad decision, obviously since I sling porn pictures of hot chicks, I don’t think so. Your hot, I’d like to see much more (which is part of the reason I spent the morning looking for a picture of your tits) but as a Christian conservative I understand that it is potentially embarrassing for you.

Although it would be more embarrassing for you if it was a lesbian shoot but that’s a personal fantasy and not a statement of what might have been.

But those are attacking you, they are even full of more bull shit. Like you can’t be a Christian and show your titties. WTF are they thinking. Didn’t fucking god make that fucking hot as body you’ve got and in a way, as you show it off aren’t you in fact worshiping your lord by exposing one of his miracles.

I’ve never understood why looking at a hot chick would be immoral. Seriously, if your religious, didn’t the dude you worship make that and therefore by hiding it aren’t you hiding a wondrous creation by the lord you love.

Damn got sidetracked again. Back on track…

I understand that you lefties are looking at this as a chance to disgrace yet another conservative Christian but get real. Just because she is against same sex marriage is not a reason to panic. I doubt that she will ever be an elected official. Her opinion is her opinion.

But I must admit that the way the pictures have been leaked definitely stinks as someone trying to draw this out for the most publicity possible. The question is why. Are they doing it to continue to sell magazines or are they doing it to continue to cause her embarrassment. Either way it’s bull shit. Luckily the Donald saw it for what it was too.

I was going to post some stuff of Megan Fox and Transformers but judging by my word count, I’ve fucking bored the shit out of you already. So I guess I’ll get to the babe of the day. This comes by way of Nude Erotic post called blue on blue

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One has to know ones fucking place. My place on the interweb is not to fucking break news, make news or any of those thought provoking things. My place is to simply point out the absurdities in things I find and hopefully get a little chuckle now and then.

It’s also a place to allow me to do one of the things I truly love the most, post pictures of babes. I have no shame in that area, I love beautiful naked women and while that may not make me popular with the likes of SFW folks, I really don’t give a shit and I think there is a whole lot of people out in the world who agree with me. Naked babes all around!

What’s this all fucking mean. I’ve got no idea really. Giving Playboy’s history it shouldn’t have came as a surprise to find "right wing conservative" bashing going on. Hell, I like bashing some of those fucking religous right folks now and again myself. What did catch me off gaurd was that they chose to attack the messenger rather than the message and the message was that the American people are tired of the bail outs. The American people are tired of the spending party the government has been involved in for the last 6 months or so and political party aside they are willing to be heard if anyone actually cared to listen.

I can’t believe the American people were in favor of the Wall Street bail outs and I find it unsurprising that they would also be against the Main Street bail outs as well.

While one party or the other may try to use this to their advantage to derail the plans of the other is nothing more than politics as usual and proves that the only time the politicians, of either party, in America listen to the populace is when it serves their purpose and only for that limited portion of any message.

Shooting a messenger who is working to further the interests of one party is fine and honorable but at the same time, just because the messenger is acting in someone elses best interest, not publicizing the message, not investigating the pulse of America as deeply as was obviously done to the messenger is an oversite that I had personally thought an organization like Playboy was beyond.

At best, it makes you look like a pawn for the other side, not a defender of the American people.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like your fucking hot babes. It doesn’t mean I won’t continue to post their pictures and nominate many of them as the babe of the post. And we surely fucking need a babe of the post just to lighten up this fucking post. It was way to heavy.

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Well the political correctness police are out in force once again and it may come as no surprise that it’s being led by the Rev. Al Sharpton. I gotta tell you these people take it to the extreme. I’ve read some articles with the word assasination in it but most all feel the cartoon is comparing President Obama to a chimpanzee. For those of you whities that may have forgotten, many many years ago, when we were truly racist, blacks were compared to chimps, you know the Africa connection and all. What I don’t think all the PC police get is that it’s been forgotten. Thrown into the wasteland and that someone could think of putting the cartoon together for a major news paper, as a parady on current affairs shows just how far some of us have gone. On the otherhand, it also shows how Rev. Al and many of his supporters love to play the "poor me" card.

To Rev. Al this is

“troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys.”

where as the NY Post sees it as

The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut. It broadly mocks Washington’s efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist.”

According to Sam Stein of the Huffington Post says

At its most benign, the cartoon suggests that the stimulus bill was so bad, monkeys may as well have written it. Others believe it compares the president to a rabid chimp. Either way, the incorporation of violence and (on a darker level) race into politics is bound to be controversial.

So what does The Walrus say… Get a fucking life you fucking losers. If you really actually read shit, looked into things and didn’t fucking jump to conclusions you’d fucking realize that cartoonist Sean Delonas has been beating up the fucking stimulus package all month with his cartoons. Like this one, poking a little fun at the lady and her sixteenuplets or what ever the fuck they were. It was dawn on the 5th.

Or this one, something about an odor from New Jersey drawn on the 8th

Or this timely news one dealing with steroid in basball and the stimulus bill

And finally, today’s masterpiece… Ok, I’m pissed about this one making fun of one legged men and ass kicking contests. Now that has gone too far.

So now that you’ve seen more of his recent work, do you still find his monkey cartoon offensive or can you follow the fucking trend… news of the day plus stimulus package equal not good. Seriously, all you fucking knee jerk reactionaries need to get a fucking life. Not everyone is out to get you. Not everyone wants to speak derogatory about you. Get your fucking facts straight before jumping to conclusions. Otherwise, in reality you just look fucking stupid.

BTW I love the cartoons. If you want to see more of them check out Delonas’s page on the NY Post website

Today’s babe is coming from a frequent source Nudes Artistically Done and this post called Liala is Essentially Yours

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