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Immigration and Politics

So it’s been about six fucking months since I posted anything, I guess it’s about time I broke down and did another one.

It’s not like I don’t have fucking rants and other shit running through my brain prety much constantly, it’s just been so much fucking work here lately to sit my ass down and type them out. Wish I had a fucking brain scanning thing that would simply sit on my head and scan my thoughts into posts. Well maybe not, since if I’m not thinkg about stupid ass shit or dumb ass politicians, I’m fantasizing and rubbing my cock. Just what I need, a blog full of fucking masturbation stories. Some of which actually never fucking end cause I fill my hand full of cum before I actually finish the fantasy.

But neither my lack of typing skills or my masturbation techniques are the subject that this post is meant to be made of. I want to discuss stupid ass politicians and hell I’ll even throw in most of fucking California into the mix. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m gonna post about the new Arizona immigration law. You know that law that the majority of the people like but most politicians seem to dislike. But I’ll get into why that is later.

First, someone please explain to me why this fucking law is bad, PLEASE! I really want to understand the reason so many politicians are opposed to it. The only thing I seem to hear is it will lead to racial profiling, although that has been expressly prohibited by Arizona law. Meaning that a person can not be stopped strictly because of their race. But that still remains the biggest issue I hear when people oppose the law. Hell even the president has come out and spoke about it and didn’t bother to acknowledge the fact. In fact, he brought up a scenerio that simply could not happen as his example of why the law was bad. In fact he said "but you can imagine if you are a Hispanic American in Arizona, your great, great grandparents may have been there before Arizona was even a state. But now suddenly if you don’t have your papers and you took your kid out to get ice cream, you’re going to be harassed, that’s something that could potentially happen" and that is emphatically untrue. That is unless your stopped for speeding and even then I doubt that a officer would bother you about nationality if you spoke English. He may if the only language you speak is Spanish or your English was extremely poor making it almost impossible to have a conversation with you but what is the likelihood of someone having been here for generations not being able to speak English.

So what is so wrong with if your stopped for lets say running a stop sign that the police actually check to see if you are in the country illegally. They already check to see if there are any warrants for your arrest. Here in California, they can even require identification from a passanger in the car and "run their ID". It actually makes perfectly good sense to me.

In much of the free world when you travel abroad it is a good idea to carry your passport. Why is it such an imposition for someone to carry their passport to show that they are actually in this country legally?

The problem with the Arizona law is that it doesn’t go far enough. It really could simplify the process if they took it a step farther and started adding citizenship status and visa information on their drivers licenses and ID cards. Imagine the firestorm that would cause. Illegal imagrants couldn’t drive their broked down fucking trucks, without insurance, or at least if they did they would be breaking yet another law. Of course, if your already breaking one law simply because you don’t agree with it or it’s an inconvienance is it so difficult to do it again if you run against another similar law.

Imagine, if every state had a law like this then the events of 9/11 would have been more likely to not have occurred. Since I’m sure that some of the terrorists were (and I’d bet many more here in this country still are) here on expired visa’s and theoretically lost in the system, they could have been caught and deported before those events transpired. Perhaps even the first trade center bombing would have been thwarted by such a simple change in the laws. These seems like one of the least intrusive ways of accomplishing this. Now isn’t this Homeland security? It puts more eyes on the problem and actually wouldn’t cost nearly as much as any of the other proposals I’ve heard.

That and actually imposing the law that requires firms to not hire illegal aliens be enforced and firms doing so fined. Which would but a big dent in the financial reason for illegal immigration.

But no politicians would rather build big walls with gaurds or send in the military to protect the border. But remember walls work in both directions, not only do they keep things out but they also keep things in. Makes scenerios like the old movies "Escape from New York" and "Escape from LA" possible. With all the political bad will perhaps the next would be Escape from Arizona!

Why are politicans afraid of somthing like I discussed, its simple, its pure politics. Not what’s best for the country but what’s best for the individual politicians. Politicians know that the only part of the electorate where this is a major issue (top two) are the latino population. The rest of us are much more concerned with the economy, jobs, size of the government than the immigration issue. So to oppose the Arizona law is politically correct as it provides a much smaller backlash in the voting booth than being for it.

I guess that’s why fucking California was so quick to jump on criticising Arizona. A VERY large latino political base. It makes sense that an extremely liberal San Francisco (with a congresswoman who can’t differentiate between legal and illegal immigration) would be against it and it also makes sense that a city like Los Angeles with a latino mayor would rally against it other than polls of California citizens, those who recognize that illegal immigration costs this already cash strapped state a lot of money, support the Arizona law.

Aren’t the politicians supposed to support the will of the people? Why aren’t they being held accountable? It should make for an interesting mid-term election as the majority of the current crop of idiots in Washington seem hell bent on proving that they know better than the people they are supposed to represent. But I doubt it!

Well after that rant, I know I need to post a babe for this post! For such a fiery post, a sexy redhead with nice big natural tits seems like an extremely good idea

Anya is a young fresh redhead with a lean sexy figure

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The Challenge

In my last post I mentioned that I had made the aquantance of legendary pornstar Jacklyn Lick. To summarize the post, I was commenting on how my sex life had become humdrum but how she had a fantastic weekend fucking two guys who were doing some work on her property.

Little did I fucking know at the time that this would lead to her dropping by and leaving me a little friendly challenge. From her comment

So, I guess the challenge is on, huh? See who can have the wilder weekend? I love a good challenge.

Since The Walrus is always up for a good challenge and a little "one ups-man-ship" I’m going to outline my plan for this evening. Before the evening is over, I will have had public sex with three women. Two of them will be down on their knees worshiping and slobbering all over my cock. They both will walk away with a creamy facial. The third will take an anal reaming bent over the trunk of my car. At least one of the sluts I pick for my project will be married, probably the one getting anally reamed, and I will cream all over her blessed wedding ring. So guys in the LA area, don’t let your wives out on a girls night out tonight or she may be the one coming home with her asshole all stretched out. Her ass and hand covered in my man milk.

Monday, check out the blog and I’ll let you know if I was able to meet all of my goals and some of the juicy tidbits.

If anyone is curious, tonights dinner… Oysters on the half shell.

But now, how about a little entertainment. This started with a Times article I’ll probably write more about when I’m back to being cranky instead of horny. But it led me to checking out you tube for viral alacohol commercials. The playlist below contains 10 or 11 of the best viral commercials I ended up running across.

Also I’m going to take this lull in creative writing to let you’ll know about a couple new sites I’ve run across that I really like. The first is a Hentai Porn or Toon Porn site called The Naked Toons Tube. Here is one of the video’s from it.

The second one is also providing the babe of the post and this hot little asian babe is hot. This is probably the sexiest video I’ve watched in a very long time. The site, The Naked Girlfriend Tube and this video can be found under Tiny Asian Miko Masturbates on Her Cam Be sure to be somewhere that you can turn the sound up as her speaking during the video is really one of the sexiest parts of it. Enjoy

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The Concept of Freedom

Home of the brave, land of the free used to mean something. Sadly it no longer does. Our freedoms, your freedoms are being stripped from you every day and all you fucking sheep do is sit and piss and moan about inane shit that really doesn’t matter. How did we become a nation where it is acceptable for a young man to be arrested, taken by force from his home, and kept away from his parents? Guilty or not isn’t the issue (although I suspect the child is innocent and caught up in a prank), the issue is that this teen and his family, residing here in the good ole US of A, have absolutely no recourse and are not being told a thing. Check out the video and be sure and read more of the details as I’ll get deeper into my rant after you’ve had the chance.

The patriot act has been a bad idea since it’s enception. Giving law enforcement, the government, the fucking ability to walk all over the fucking Constitution whenever they see fit is a mistake and something our fore fathers warned about over 200 fucking years ago. But people just aren’t the same as they were back then.

I seriously doubt there are people willing to die for the concept of freedom any more. People have become sheep and just want to sleep in the warm glow of the federal government without realizing that their lovers warmth is likely to strike out at them on a mere whim.

And since this was done under the guise of the Patriot Act it means that the childs family have absolutely no recourse. He can be held indefinately with out trial, without representation, without a prayer. Hope you sleep well tonight with the thought that the government can and will come into your home and take a child, your spouse or anything else on a whim. No search warrant required. No review of the facts necessary. If law enforcements see it as a threat and can somehow tie it into national security… oh wait since no one really has to review this, no judge to issue a warrant it really doesn’t even have to tie into national security or be a genuine threat. It can be a bad dream a fucking FBI agent had the night before from drinking too much.

But hell, the judicial system can take all of your rights away without the Patriot Act. Have you heard about the mother and son who are now running from justice. A part of a nationwide manhunt. Why? Because the son has cancer and the courts have decided what is best for the boy is chemotherapy. The parents disagree and so the rub.

The courts and by extension the government is making a determination of what is best for someone’s child and is hell bent on forcing their will onto the family.

The family belongs to a religous group that believes in natural healing methods and they and their child want to follow the tenant of their religion and because so they are now a part of a national man hunt. Well, or in this case, a national mother and child hunt.

Who the fuck is the government to decide what is best for your child… and this could very well be your child or your life. What’s the next step? Where does the government draw the line on determining how you live your life and what you believe in?

Why is this ok? Why aren’t people as fucking pissed off as I am?

I trust our founding fathers would be completely ashamed of what we have become. A nation that lives behind a word that they have no fucking idea of what it means.

Time to lighten this up with a babe of the post, I believe. How about a hot redhead coming by way of Nude Erotic. Enjoy!

Cinnamon and Spice

Cinnamon and Spice

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BJ’s in the Sky aka Puma Swede and the Pilot

Puma Swede and the Helicopter Pilot When this fucking picture was shot, I’d bet this helicopter pilot thought he was the luckiest dude alive. After the blow job he got a few minutes later, I’m sure he know he was the fucking luckiest guy alive. But then the shit hit the fan (2 years later)! Somehow (could it be a pornstar looking for a little publicity, na, that wouldn’t happen) the events that transpired in that chopper made it to the news and TMZ decided to really pick it up and run with it.

It started out with the article Chopper Flasher is Hardcore which has a number of Puma pics and a couple with the pilot as seen above which was covered in one of their Celebrity Justice pieces. Don’t worry dudes and dudettes, I’ll get to some much better pictures of Puma but I will warn you, the pics with the pilot seem to be very limited.

The next day, TMZ releases the above photo with the headline "FAA Launches Pilot Investigation After TMZ Story". What’s particularly interesting is that these happened in 2007. According to TMZ, the FAA did nothing because they couldn’t tell whether the plane was in the air or not. Strange, I can, can you? Personally that has my bull shit meter pegged as the FAA seems to investigate shit not just look at the picture and say who gives a fuck.

Personally, I go back to one of my earlier theories.

If you read that article, it will come as no surprise that this pilot has been in trouble a few times, and not just for getting blow jobs from pornstars. I like the guy.

But TMZ isn’t ready to let up on this baby, ohhh no, nothing gets the media hotter than the likes of a pornstar and a blow job! Oh wait, I fucking up the time line, at this point in time, no one knew about anything but a little tit licking.

Somewhere along that same day, they were able to locate Puma Swede and found out that it wasn’t just the pilot doing some titty sucking. They posted that video, I scrapped it and now you can see it here without me even giving you a link. My text is a whole lot more interesting than theirs anywayl. See they were shocked and well, I’m envious and currently looking into ways I can generate payment by BJ from a pornstar.

But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no boys and girls, what would a good porn story be without the video. Unfortunately, TMZ wanting to be much more mainstream than some (like The Walrus) got the video that was shot that day in the chopper and fucked it up. They fucking sensored it and even cut out the actual oral sex. According to them, the blowjob only lasted 50 seconds anyway so it wasn’t a world class BJ. Or perhaps it was a world class blow job and that explains why it only lasted so long.

I would say you be the judge but they fucking cut it out so you’ve got nothing to judge. I mean was it a hot blonde pornstar with excellent sucking capabilities meets Joe Schmo or is it simply a case of premature ejaculation.

So that’s how far the story has progressed. A pilot in trouble because a porn chick gave him a BJ as payment for letting her use his chopper as the back drop for a porn shot. His mistake wasn’t then giving Puma Swede a ride, it was letting her take her camera man along for the ride. Cause you know as soon as some tape dude finds it, it’s headed for the internet and a great piece of free PR for a pornstar and her website Of course, today’s babe of the post might as well be the babe in the post Puma Swede. Oh, and yes that is the famous helicopter.

Puma Swede

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Is This Really Child Porn

Simpson Porn Issue I just became a fucking child pornographer, thank god I don’t live in fucking Australia, where kangaroo fucking is legal but pictures like this are child porn.. This article, Simpsons cartoon rip-off is child porn, states:

A Supreme Court judge in Australia has ruled that an internet cartoon in which look-a-like child characters from The Simpsons engage in sexual acts is child pornography

I’d like to disagree on a couple small, insignificant points. First it’s not a fucking rip-off it’s a parody, a spoof, something that some people might even consider funny a hell. But whether you do consider it hilarious or a tactless piece of shit or even extremely disturbing, there is one thing it is not and that’s child porn. Bart and Lisa are not real people and while Fox may have a issue with their images usage, that has absolutely nothing to do with it.

It seems to me that way to much shit gets thrown under the blanket protection of CP in an attempt to control our thoughts. Did you know that rabid parents demanded that a high rise building being built next to a day care centre have less stories than planned. This because they feared pedophiles might be looking at their kids. LOOKING. Or then there is this article Topless photo removal ridiculous: mother

Boenig McGrade said she was stunned when told there were concerns that her 2006 photograph of the children, aged 18 months and three, playing in a suburban street might prompt complaints.

She agreed to withdraw the picture but said the photograph, which was taken at the request of the children’s parents, was a typical Australian scene depicting family life.

But lets look at a couple facts.

The laws against possessing child porn were originally introduced because the production of it involved hurting real children. Trafficking and possessing it encourages an industry and thus children, real children, are abused.

Child porn is not illegal because it "might" cause a fucking pedophile to jerk off or to then abuse children. The original laws were concerned with protecting real children.

This issue with the Simpsons cartoons is fucking bothersome becomes it has crossed over into the area of thought crime. The dude is in trouble because of what "might" happen or because he "might" have found the images arousing. No real children have been harmed and the dude might have thought something but performed no action that could be deemed illegal

Using an analogy, many porn sites now have sleep assaults where women are asleep as the man begins molesting her. This might be considered rape and should a dude who gets aroused and jerks off to this be convicted as a rapist?

Outside of the porn realm there are tons of analogies that can be made. Video games which depict violence, excessive speed etc should those that play them be arrested because they might think killing is fun or speeding is cool.

In fact, if memory serves me correctly, a book "Clan of the Cave Bear has a chapter containing descriptions of child rape in it. Should the book be banned because someone might find that scene arousing? Should anyone owning the book be thrown in jail because they might have been turned on and are there for pedophiles.

No one should be prosecuted for a thought, no matter how disgusting that thought may be. It’s actions that are illegal in a free country, not thoughts

Damn, I was so anxious to get this post out, I originally forgot about the babe of the post. To fucking pay for my sins, I’ve got two babes for you
Hot Marge

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