Chasing the Walrus

In my last post I mentioned that I had made the aquantance of legendary pornstar Jacklyn Lick. To summarize the post, I was commenting on how my sex life had become humdrum but how she had a fantastic weekend fucking two guys who were doing some work on her property.

Little did I fucking know at the time that this would lead to her dropping by and leaving me a little friendly challenge. From her comment

So, I guess the challenge is on, huh? See who can have the wilder weekend? I love a good challenge.

Since The Walrus is always up for a good challenge and a little "one ups-man-ship" I’m going to outline my plan for this evening. Before the evening is over, I will have had public sex with three women. Two of them will be down on their knees worshiping and slobbering all over my cock. They both will walk away with a creamy facial. The third will take an anal reaming bent over the trunk of my car. At least one of the sluts I pick for my project will be married, probably the one getting anally reamed, and I will cream all over her blessed wedding ring. So guys in the LA area, don’t let your wives out on a girls night out tonight or she may be the one coming home with her asshole all stretched out. Her ass and hand covered in my man milk.

Monday, check out the blog and I’ll let you know if I was able to meet all of my goals and some of the juicy tidbits.

If anyone is curious, tonights dinner… Oysters on the half shell.

But now, how about a little entertainment. This started with a Times article I’ll probably write more about when I’m back to being cranky instead of horny. But it led me to checking out you tube for viral alacohol commercials. The playlist below contains 10 or 11 of the best viral commercials I ended up running across.

Also I’m going to take this lull in creative writing to let you’ll know about a couple new sites I’ve run across that I really like. The first is a Hentai Porn or Toon Porn site called The Naked Toons Tube. Here is one of the video’s from it.

The second one is also providing the babe of the post and this hot little asian babe is hot. This is probably the sexiest video I’ve watched in a very long time. The site, The Naked Girlfriend Tube and this video can be found under Tiny Asian Miko Masturbates on Her Cam Be sure to be somewhere that you can turn the sound up as her speaking during the video is really one of the sexiest parts of it. Enjoy

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Only because I fucking found this shit at it’s original source, Space.com, I realize it really isn’t "The (fucking) Hand of God". Sorry, couldn’t resist the blasphemy.

Having found it at it’s true source, Cosmic Hand Reaches for the Light, I do know that

In a new image from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory, high-energy X-rays emanating from the nebula around PSR B1509-58 have been colored blue to reveal a structure resembling a hand reaching for some eternal red cosmic light.

The star now spins around at the dizzying pace of seven times every second — as pulsars do — spewing energy into space that creates the scene.

Strong magnetic fields, 15 trillion times stronger than the Earth’s magnetic field, are thought to be involved, too. The combination drives an energetic wind of electrons and ions away from the dying star. As the electrons move through the magnetized nebula, they radiate away their energy as X-rays.

Honestly though, it wouldn’t have surprised my in the fucking least if it would have been Star Trek related. Seems that here fucking lately I’ve been surrounded by Trekkie nerds. From my good friend Ana and her trekkie porn, (see this post) to Miss Athena Hollow
proclaiming her child had been possessed by some alien disease or entity, to this weekend channels surfing to find not one but two different Star Trek movies, to this Eminem’s new (and long awaited by somebody) video bashing celebrities. I’m fucking surrounded by god damn nerds!

Shit, I even found out that fucking Hustler, of all fucking people, is planning on doing one of their porn spoofs on Star Trek. Shit is the world not safe from this fucking nerdom when even Hustler gets into the fucking act.

At least Eminem also bashes a few other of my favorite publicity whores like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Winehouse, Bret Michaels, Kim Kardashian. BTW Hustler is currently running a parady of Kim Kardashian called "keeping it up for the KardASSians". Walrus babes has that one covered and I’ll be honest, the chick playing the part of Kim has definately got the ass for the part.

For the babe of the post, I think I’ll post a pic of a new chick I just picked up for my new erotic babes blog, Nude Erotic. Her name is Ivy Black If you think she’s as hot as I do, you can check out more of her on my blog. LaterZ (god I really even fucking hate that, people putting a "z" on the end of a work instead of "s" cause it makes it look way too cool, fucking idiots)

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When this fucking picture was shot, I’d bet this helicopter pilot thought he was the luckiest dude alive. After the blow job he got a few minutes later, I’m sure he know he was the fucking luckiest guy alive. But then the shit hit the fan (2 years later)! Somehow (could it be a pornstar looking for a little publicity, na, that wouldn’t happen) the events that transpired in that chopper made it to the news and TMZ decided to really pick it up and run with it.

It started out with the article Chopper Flasher is Hardcore which has a number of Puma pics and a couple with the pilot as seen above which was covered in one of their Celebrity Justice pieces. Don’t worry dudes and dudettes, I’ll get to some much better pictures of Puma but I will warn you, the pics with the pilot seem to be very limited.

The next day, TMZ releases the above photo with the headline "FAA Launches Pilot Investigation After TMZ Story". What’s particularly interesting is that these happened in 2007. According to TMZ, the FAA did nothing because they couldn’t tell whether the plane was in the air or not. Strange, I can, can you? Personally that has my bull shit meter pegged as the FAA seems to investigate shit not just look at the picture and say who gives a fuck.

Personally, I go back to one of my earlier theories.

If you read that article, it will come as no surprise that this pilot has been in trouble a few times, and not just for getting blow jobs from pornstars. I like the guy.

But TMZ isn’t ready to let up on this baby, ohhh no, nothing gets the media hotter than the likes of a pornstar and a blow job! Oh wait, I fucking up the time line, at this point in time, no one knew about anything but a little tit licking.

Somewhere along that same day, they were able to locate Puma Swede and found out that it wasn’t just the pilot doing some titty sucking. They posted that video, I scrapped it and now you can see it here without me even giving you a link. My text is a whole lot more interesting than theirs anywayl. See they were shocked and well, I’m envious and currently looking into ways I can generate payment by BJ from a pornstar.

Watch Puma Swede Interview

But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no boys and girls, what would a good porn story be without the video. Unfortunately, TMZ wanting to be much more mainstream than some (like The Walrus) got the video that was shot that day in the chopper and fucked it up. They fucking sensored it and even cut out the actual oral sex. According to them, the blowjob only lasted 50 seconds anyway so it wasn’t a world class BJ. Or perhaps it was a world class blow job and that explains why it only lasted so long.

I would say you be the judge but they fucking cut it out so you’ve got nothing to judge. I mean was it a hot blonde pornstar with excellent sucking capabilities meets Joe Schmo or is it simply a case of premature ejaculation.

Almost Watch Puma Swede Suck Pilots Cock

So that’s how far the story has progressed. A pilot in trouble because a porn chick gave him a BJ as payment for letting her use his chopper as the back drop for a porn shot. His mistake wasn’t then giving Puma Swede a ride, it was letting her take her camera man along for the ride. Cause you know as soon as some tape dude finds it, it’s headed for the internet and a great piece of free PR for a pornstar and her website Of course, today’s babe of the post might as well be the babe in the post Puma Swede. Oh, and yes that is the famous helicopter.

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Now this is some funny shit and believe it or not, I’m gonna leave my personal comments aside and simply add in the video.

For some fucking reason I can not get the fucking video to embed so here’s the link until I actually figure this shit out. Nevermind it’s working now, bitch mother fucker

Malou- Nude for the Post

Malou | Hustler Babe

Statistics:

Hair: Blonde,
Eyes: Blue,
Bust: 34C,
Waist:24,
Hips: 34,
Height: 5′6″,
Weight: 108

Biography:

Birthplace: Copenhagen, Denmark

Age: 24

Favorite Movie: Amelie. I adore that fact it’s a good-natured fairytale about love. And it’s just visually stunning.

Favorite Song: Abba’s “Dancing Queen”. Whenever I hear this tune I can’t help but move my body.

Favorite Food: Bornholmer. It’s actually smoked herring. I know it sounds gross, but it’s very popular where I’m from.

Likes: I’m a big fan of bike-riding and going hiking. I’m usually up for anything outdoorsy.

Dislikes: This might be a little political, but Hustler’s a political magazine, right? I really dislike America’s current political administration and its stance on international issues.

Ambitions: I’m hoping to one day move to the US and become a world-wide celebrity!

Best Place to Fuck: I’m a big fan of screwing on this leather couch I inherited from an old boyfriend. Every time I have sex on it I think about how badly he treated me and I feel like I’m getting revenge.

Best Sex: Any sex that involves more than one other person. I love group sex…especially when the girls are hot!

Favorite Position: For anal I like doggie and for vaginal I like cowgirl.

Questions & Answers:

HUSTLER: What do you think about Americans?

MALOU: I feel bad for you guys right now. I know that your president doesn’t reflect the entire country, but everyone in the European community feels like he’s giving you guys a bad name.

HUSTLER: Enough about politics. Tell is something dirty.

MALOU: The last time I visited my parent’s house, I went with my boyfriend. Every night when my parents fell asleep we would have sex all over the house. It was a little weird doing it in my childhood bedroom, but it was definitely HOT.

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For those of you fuckers who are more like me and don’t get out much, there is a new search sheriff in town and I really like the promises that he brings. But I also know he is frought with problems and abuses that I’m not sure he can handle.

Wikia Search, the first truly web2.0 search engine is now up and running and with as much as I pay attention to these fucking geek type of things may have been for about 100 fucking years, but I doubt it. Brought to you by those geniuses at the real wikipedia.

The fucking cool thing is that you the user have a direct input on the quality of the searchs. Any user can edit / add to the link description, annotate (which means you can add fucking images or links or add text or highlight passages for the links you find), spotlight, comment or delete links as you see fit. Direct user input should provide for a much more robust and accurate search tool.

Provided it’s not fucking abused! Whether the fucking religious right believe it or fucking not, porn does have it’s fucking place in american society and I can see all the fucking preachers up on the pulpit preaching that we need to wipe out the fucking scourge and every one of the fucking sheep in his congregation will go marching over to the new sheriff’s office and recommend all porn sites for deletions.

Not to mention that business is a rough game and everyone will try to fuck their competition any fucking way possible. Which with as valuable as search engine traffic is, means trying to fuck with their listings.

But I do really like the idea of a user sponsored search as opposed to todays technology of little fucking bots running around collecting information for large complex software algorythms to figure out if your site reachs a quality factor that they will then show your results. Especially when they are matching your results against other sites that my not be anywhere near or as informative as yours. See, they only have things like keywords to go by as fucking bots can’t read.

Shay Laren- Nude for the Post

Shay Laren | Hustler Babe

Statistics:
Hair: Brown, Eyes: Brown, Bust: 36DD, Waist:25, Hips: 35, Height: 5′6”, Weight: 115

Biography
Birthplace: Giorgia, United States

Age: 21

Shay Laren, the eldest of four children, was an army brat, growing up in a number of military bases across the world. She spent her high school years in Germany.

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