Happy Fucking New Years
Ya, I’m a little fucking late but that’s because I’ve been nursing a fucking hangover fora couple of days and didn’t fucking feel like posting earlier.
Tis the time for New Years resolutions. Did you all fucking make yours… have you already broken them? I’m going to make mine right here, right now and since I’m posting it right here on the old blog, if I fucking break it I’ll look like a real fucking pussy, won’t I.
Of course it is probably one of the most popular resolutions people make and it is probably one of the hardest ones to really keep. I figure smoking or the stoppage of such is probably pretty high on the common list but that is not the one I’m going to make.
Smoking is tough cause you set so many anchors for yourself while you smoke that long after the nicotine craving goes away, pull you back to wanting a cigarette. It’s like a dessert right after a nice meal or, at least for me, I’ve got to light a cigarette before I get in the car to drive and I’ve got to light a cigarette as soon as I park the car and head in anywhere. I also smoke a lot while I drive. None of these cigarettes are out of need, they are habits and the anchors have been set deep in my psyche. But that’s not the one I’m going to tackle.
I’m doing the other really popular one. I’ve added a few extra pounds over the years and they are really starting to affect the quality of my life. So it’s time to shed them.
Eating is a fucking hard one too. Unlike cigarettes, you can’t simply through the food out. You have to eat. So here it is, I’m going to lose 50 pounds over the next year, hopefully more. I’m going to be able to bend down and pick that fucking quarter up off the ground without looking like a pathetic old man and I am going to fit in those pants I still have from when I started this upward trend. If I don’t, then you all have my permission to comment on what a pussy the Walrus is.
I’ll be updating the blog now and then with some progress reports.
Now for a New Year Babe on the New Year post and I think for the occasion I’ll post two pics of her. She has got to be my very favorite big boob dark haired chicks whose name I’d never be able to pronounce and almost can’t fucking spell but the site of her never fails to get my cock rock hard. Meet Veronica Zemanova.
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