Pimpin It
I’ve already got way too many posts about how I’ve been a really bad boy and not posting to my blog the way I should so I’m not going to bother writing another fucking one. Instead I’ll just fucking jump from this vantage point into today’s rant… fucking wannabe pimps.
Read enough of my stuff and some fucking thing that become clear, I sling porn and I have absolutely no problem telling anyone that is what I fucking do. But that does not make me a fucking pimp. It makes me an internet fucking marketing dude who happens to advertise companies that develop and sell memberships to pornographic sites.
Unfortunately, not all of the other assholes who do this kind of shit think the way I do. It seems a large number of them like to think they are fucking pimps. I mean they’ve got their fucking pimp avatars, some of the ones I’ve met actually dress ghetto even though they are so white bread it ain’t even funny.
You hear them talking about their wives, who obviously have them pussy whipped just like every other fucking dude, and they talk about having a fucking weak pimp hand and shit.
Let me give you fuckers a clue… If your bitch isn’t out fucking working at a strip club or walking the streets and then coming home and handing you every fucking penny she just fucking earned then you ain’t no mother fucking pimp.
I guess what I’m fucking trying to say is that these bozo’s aren’t selling tits and ass, which is what would make them a pimp, but are selling pictures of tits and ass which makes them nothing more than a marketing person.
Besides, from what I’ve seen, there are really very few bitches out there I’d want to pimp for. I’m no fucking virgin, I’ve paid for pussy before and I’m sure I’ll pay for pussy again if I ever see any worth paying for.
One of the nice things about growing older is your much more patient and picky about what you stick your dick into, at least I am, and I can honestly say that the hookers I have stuck my cock in only one of them would I ever do again and she’s in Spain so the odds of me doing her again are pretty slim.
I remember one time I was stuck in a Courtyard out in the fucking middle of almost nowhere. Not a fucking bar within walking distance and there were no cabs in the town and I won’t drink and drive. One DUI taught me my lesson. Any fucking way, I was horny as a mother fucker and no pussy in site. So I called an escort service.
The dispatcher asked if I had any preferences. I told her my only one was I wanted a chick with big boobs.. Big mistake as the chick they sent over must have been 5 foot tall and weighed 150 pounds. She had big tits, that’s for sure but she had a fucking ass that was so fucking wide that she had to wear a fucking sign across it “WIDE LOAD” just like the trucks on the freeway.
Now there is no way in hell this slut is going to be able to get my dick hard. WTF am I to do? I’m hornier than a fucking jack rabbit and the only thing I’ve got to fuck is so fucking big I’d have to tie a board around my ass so that I didn’t fall in the god damn hole..
I ended up giving the slut $300.00 to let me sit on her face and jack off while she sucked on my balls. Only thing I could think of. Getting your balls sucked and licked always feels good and I didn’t have to look at her, I could fantasize that there was actually a cute chick sucking my balls and licking the crack of my ass and I did pull my balls out of her mouth so that I could cover her big fat titties with a big helping of my man milk but even that was somehow unsatisfying.
Shit, reading that I guess I have been a fucking pimp cause I have had a couple girlfriends who did just that. Worked at the strip clubs doing lap dances and a few select hand jobs and coming home, handing me all their fucking money and sucking on my cock till I was ready to fuck their brains out. BUT… I never had a stable. I never had multiple bitches doing that.
Now for a confession,,, I wrote this a month ago and am just now getting around to posting it.
Today’s babe of the post is a hot chick I saw while visiting MC Nudes. Her name Veronica DaSouza and I’m just totally in lust dreaming about having those full, puffy lips wrapped around my cock. The rest of her isn’t bad either. Enjoy
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