Tiger and the Pornstars
I debated long and fucking hard deciding if I was going to join in the Tiger bandwagon and ultimately I pretty much decided that a voice of reason needed to be fucking added to this circus as there seems to not be any. I’m fucking tired of every fucking news service in the world, and even the sports news services, having turned into nothing more than gossip rags. Shit, isn’t there enough news in the world for them to focus on. I mean here in the good ole US of A the government is getting ready to turn health care on its head, we have record debt and a president who believes he needs to fucking spend his way out of the recession and for some reason we need to spend time on every fucking show talking about a golfer.
Shit even Fox News can’t have a program on where Tiger is not one of the topics. Who fucking cares, the guy is human and rich. What that means if he can get any piece of pussy in the world he wants, period. Ya, he cheated on his wife. Millions of men cheat on their wives every fucking day. Most get caught at some point or another and there is a very ugly, very emotional time once they are caught. It’s life. What makes the fact that Tiger did it news worthy? Because he’s the best at what he does? Many CEO’s of companies cheat with pornstarts, strippers and the likes. Because he does commercials? Come on, do you really believe any of these fuckers who hawk products on TV actually even believe in them. Tiger drives a Cadillac. What would he be driving if he was pushing hummers? Does his opinion matter any more than anyone elses because he is the best golfer in the world today? I don’t think so.
We’ve become a country more obsessed with who is fucking whom rather than what is actually going on in the world that affects our daily life and will affect the daily lives of our children. Eventually, this whole Tiger Woods thing will be fucking forgotten, like in the next month, and he will resume playing golf. The deficiets our government is running up will last years and our children will probably be paying that debt off for a very long time. Health care is being affected. Talk about long term effects and guess what, nobody is really fucking talking about it. They’d rather worry about who some fucking golfer was sticking their cock into.
For those that are curious, I’ll peak your interest here with a couple videos. The first is from Naughty America Live where Holly Sampson talks about Tiger Woods.
Now to climb on my soap box a little and torture you all with a little bit of fucking Walrus wisdom, as if the shit I’ve already written isn’t fucking worth its weight in fucking gold.
Cheating is fucking normal. I dont give a fuck who you are. The reason it’s normal, at least from the Walrus’s perspective, is two fold. The secondary reason is it is just fucking boring fucking the same person. Besides if you’ve been married for over a year or so there isn’t that much fucking going on. When I was married I could usually count on getting some pussy on New Years day, Valentines day, my birthday and Xmas eve. A few little pieces would be thrown in now and then but if I was getting it more than 6 times a year I’ve fucking be surprised and that simply is not enough pussy for a growing boy.
But fuck, when you’ve got work, two kids and a wife that works your week days are filled with doing the 9-5 thing and the weekends filled with doing kids shit. Eventually your simply going to look for a little strange to break the monotony. Once you experience that excitement, it’s fucking hard to fall back into a fucking daily routine. Which is why you always fucking get caught.
Second, and for me the most important, is that you simply like treating sluts like sluts. Where as you love you wife and really don’t want to be be your cock hungry slut. I mean I love grabbing the back of a chicks head and shoving my cock down her throat. But not with the princess I love. I like bending her over and fucking the shit out of a sluts tight asshole and then making her clean the cum and shit off my cock when I’m finished. But not to my princess. I like all the BDSM shit and sharing a slut with my buddy. But not the one I love. I think you get the drift. It’s impossible to do all the things you love to do, the things you crave to do with the person you love.
But women dont get hung up on that. Sex can be just that pure animalistic release of ones needs. No emotions attached. Where when I’m with the woman I love, it is no longer sex it is making love. Tender, loving, caring putting your needs and wants before my own. With a slut, fuck her needs she’s a fucking slut, I’m out for what I want, for what my cock is craving and she is nothing more than the fucking vessel for accomplishing what I need.
The interesting thing about pornstars / strippers are they have this fantastic talent to make you feel like your really fucking special. They use this talent to milk every last penny from your wallet and you fall for it. Once your a mark, your always a mark. Even if you are "one of the lucky ones’ who get to fuck them. The lucky ones, those with the largest amount of cash consistently. Not just at the strip club. Ones they can count on for cash anytime they need it. Ones that become "obsessors". Unfortunately, Tiger never learned about those and perhaps that is what makes him the most just like most of you fuckers. He got sucked into believing that what he was experiencing was real, not fantasy. When you learn that your completely wrong about this kind of shit it is totally devastating. But let me assure each and every one of you guys, these chicks don’t care to bits about you. They care about your wallet and you know what… most of them are bringing every fucking penny they take from you home to a guy like me and I thank you for all the cash you’ve donated to my favorite charity, me, over the years. I didn’t get any of Tigers money since I’ve moved on from running strippers / pornstars but I can assure you that some of you reading this have.
With all this fucking porn going on, I almost fucking forgot about the babe of the post. Maybe it was the fact that I’d already seen massive hooters and chicks with soft body curves but I selected a pic from one of my favorite Italian slut teen. She’s got a hot tight little body and the face of an angel. I pretty much never tire of looking at her playful ass and I personally believe if you give it a shot, you won’t either. So without another word being typed from my finger tips, I bring you Ivy Black.
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