Where’d the Sex go?
I remember a time not to long ago when posts would be mostly about sex and The Walrus regaling you with his daring tales of wife robbing. But lately it’s been more angry political or at least politically slanted crap. Have I retired my cock only to become a cranky old man?
I think not although I do admin the sex life has been a bit boring for the last long fucking while. Don’t fucking misunderstand, I’m still getting laid pretty much anytime I want it’s just I’m not out hunting here lately.
I just grab what comes along, no chase, no intrigue. Just easy animalistic fucking. When your working married sluts you’ve got to work it. Not only do you have to catch their attention, you’ve got to get them past the taboo of fucking around and convince them that you can give them an experience that they simply will never get at home.
Married chicks always travel in packs and it seems there is always one or two good friends who aren’t as drunk as they should be who always try to bring the one you’ve singled out back into the reality of husband, kids, etc.
Even though I still maintain that each and every one of them are there hoping that some handsome prince will come and sweep them away into romantic bliss and away from the humdrum existence.
They just see me as… well anything but a knight in shining armor. More a pervert with a pack of rubbers in his pocket and itching to use every last one of them.
So, I admit, I’ve been taking the path of least resistance. Picking on the weak, the horny, and re leaving my needs as well as hers and that shit just doesn’t make for interesting posts. What’s interesting about wham bam… a few times and then no thank you maam.
But as fate would have it, as my sexual tails seem to have become stale, I run into a sexy woman who seems to be able to fill in for those looking for the adventures of the permanently horny.
Meet Miss Jacklyn Lick. Hopefully this is the correct link as I couldn’t fucking find the permalink to the post so I had to improvise and use my massive brain to figure out what the fucking link should be.
But, as fucking usual, I got side tracked in the mundane details of how difficult my life can be…
Seems she had an exceptionally hot and steamy weekend with a couple of the guys who were working at her place. Lucky fuckers and from the sounds of it, they did do plenty of it. Sometimes dreams do fucking come true.
Oh, did I happen to mention that this hot, sexy woman is also a fetish pornstar. In fact, in honor of someone actually posting about a sexual experience much like I used to post about I decided to nominate her as the babe of the post.
She’s pretty much striped out of her latex at this point but I’ll link the picture to the gallery it came from so ya’ll can see the whole set. And in the meantime, I’ll see if I can’t find a way to top the awesome threesome she posted about last weekend.
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