Chasing the Walrus

In my last post I mentioned that I had made the aquantance of legendary pornstar Jacklyn Lick. To summarize the post, I was commenting on how my sex life had become humdrum but how she had a fantastic weekend fucking two guys who were doing some work on her property.

Little did I fucking know at the time that this would lead to her dropping by and leaving me a little friendly challenge. From her comment

So, I guess the challenge is on, huh? See who can have the wilder weekend? I love a good challenge.

Since The Walrus is always up for a good challenge and a little "one ups-man-ship" I’m going to outline my plan for this evening. Before the evening is over, I will have had public sex with three women. Two of them will be down on their knees worshiping and slobbering all over my cock. They both will walk away with a creamy facial. The third will take an anal reaming bent over the trunk of my car. At least one of the sluts I pick for my project will be married, probably the one getting anally reamed, and I will cream all over her blessed wedding ring. So guys in the LA area, don’t let your wives out on a girls night out tonight or she may be the one coming home with her asshole all stretched out. Her ass and hand covered in my man milk.

Monday, check out the blog and I’ll let you know if I was able to meet all of my goals and some of the juicy tidbits.

If anyone is curious, tonights dinner… Oysters on the half shell.

But now, how about a little entertainment. This started with a Times article I’ll probably write more about when I’m back to being cranky instead of horny. But it led me to checking out you tube for viral alacohol commercials. The playlist below contains 10 or 11 of the best viral commercials I ended up running across.

Also I’m going to take this lull in creative writing to let you’ll know about a couple new sites I’ve run across that I really like. The first is a Hentai Porn or Toon Porn site called The Naked Toons Tube. Here is one of the video’s from it.

The second one is also providing the babe of the post and this hot little asian babe is hot. This is probably the sexiest video I’ve watched in a very long time. The site, The Naked Girlfriend Tube and this video can be found under Tiny Asian Miko Masturbates on Her Cam Be sure to be somewhere that you can turn the sound up as her speaking during the video is really one of the sexiest parts of it. Enjoy

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I remember a time not to long ago when posts would be mostly about sex and The Walrus regaling you with his daring tales of wife robbing. But lately it’s been more angry political or at least politically slanted crap. Have I retired my cock only to become a cranky old man?

I think not although I do admin the sex life has been a bit boring for the last long fucking while. Don’t fucking misunderstand, I’m still getting laid pretty much anytime I want it’s just I’m not out hunting here lately.

I just grab what comes along, no chase, no intrigue. Just easy animalistic fucking. When your working married sluts you’ve got to work it. Not only do you have to catch their attention, you’ve got to get them past the taboo of fucking around and convince them that you can give them an experience that they simply will never get at home.

Married chicks always travel in packs and it seems there is always one or two good friends who aren’t as drunk as they should be who always try to bring the one you’ve singled out back into the reality of husband, kids, etc.

Even though I still maintain that each and every one of them are there hoping that some handsome prince will come and sweep them away into romantic bliss and away from the humdrum existence.

They just see me as… well anything but a knight in shining armor. More a pervert with a pack of rubbers in his pocket and itching to use every last one of them.

So, I admit, I’ve been taking the path of least resistance. Picking on the weak, the horny, and re leaving my needs as well as hers and that shit just doesn’t make for interesting posts. What’s interesting about wham bam… a few times and then no thank you maam.

But as fate would have it, as my sexual tails seem to have become stale, I run into a sexy woman who seems to be able to fill in for those looking for the adventures of the permanently horny.

Meet Miss Jacklyn Lick. Hopefully this is the correct link as I couldn’t fucking find the permalink to the post so I had to improvise and use my massive brain to figure out what the fucking link should be.

But, as fucking usual, I got side tracked in the mundane details of how difficult my life can be…

Seems she had an exceptionally hot and steamy weekend with a couple of the guys who were working at her place. Lucky fuckers and from the sounds of it, they did do plenty of it. Sometimes dreams do fucking come true.

Oh, did I happen to mention that this hot, sexy woman is also a fetish pornstar. In fact, in honor of someone actually posting about a sexual experience much like I used to post about I decided to nominate her as the babe of the post.

She’s pretty much striped out of her latex at this point but I’ll link the picture to the gallery it came from so ya’ll can see the whole set. And in the meantime, I’ll see if I can’t find a way to top the awesome threesome she posted about last weekend.

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