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Home of the brave, land of the free used to mean something. Sadly it no longer does. Our freedoms, your freedoms are being stripped from you every day and all you fucking sheep do is sit and piss and moan about inane shit that really doesn’t matter. How did we become a nation where it is acceptable for a young man to be arrested, taken by force from his home, and kept away from his parents? Guilty or not isn’t the issue (although I suspect the child is innocent and caught up in a prank), the issue is that this teen and his family, residing here in the good ole US of A, have absolutely no recourse and are not being told a thing. Check out the video and be sure and read more of the details as I’ll get deeper into my rant after you’ve had the chance.

The patriot act has been a bad idea since it’s enception. Giving law enforcement, the government, the fucking ability to walk all over the fucking Constitution whenever they see fit is a mistake and something our fore fathers warned about over 200 fucking years ago. But people just aren’t the same as they were back then.

I seriously doubt there are people willing to die for the concept of freedom any more. People have become sheep and just want to sleep in the warm glow of the federal government without realizing that their lovers warmth is likely to strike out at them on a mere whim.

And since this was done under the guise of the Patriot Act it means that the childs family have absolutely no recourse. He can be held indefinately with out trial, without representation, without a prayer. Hope you sleep well tonight with the thought that the government can and will come into your home and take a child, your spouse or anything else on a whim. No search warrant required. No review of the facts necessary. If law enforcements see it as a threat and can somehow tie it into national security… oh wait since no one really has to review this, no judge to issue a warrant it really doesn’t even have to tie into national security or be a genuine threat. It can be a bad dream a fucking FBI agent had the night before from drinking too much.

But hell, the judicial system can take all of your rights away without the Patriot Act. Have you heard about the mother and son who are now running from justice. A part of a nationwide manhunt. Why? Because the son has cancer and the courts have decided what is best for the boy is chemotherapy. The parents disagree and so the rub.

The courts and by extension the government is making a determination of what is best for someone’s child and is hell bent on forcing their will onto the family.

The family belongs to a religous group that believes in natural healing methods and they and their child want to follow the tenant of their religion and because so they are now a part of a national man hunt. Well, or in this case, a national mother and child hunt.

Who the fuck is the government to decide what is best for your child… and this could very well be your child or your life. What’s the next step? Where does the government draw the line on determining how you live your life and what you believe in?

Why is this ok? Why aren’t people as fucking pissed off as I am?

I trust our founding fathers would be completely ashamed of what we have become. A nation that lives behind a word that they have no fucking idea of what it means.

Time to lighten this up with a babe of the post, I believe. How about a hot redhead coming by way of Nude Erotic. Enjoy!

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A few posts ago… ok fuck it… almost two fucking months ago I posted a link to a fucking story about some dumb bitch taking a power saw and trying to turn it into a dildo. The only fucking problem the dumb ass and her boyfriend who was obviously just as stupid didn’t think about what the blade might do to human tissue and when the dildo that was attached to the blade slipped, well lets just say the dumb bitch now has the sloppiest pussy in town.

Don’t get me wrong, I do get into some of the "fucking machine" porn that floats around the internet. Shit like this is pretty cool

But like all the fucking shows that hand some dangerous shit going on in them, this is not the type of stuff one should try at home. These are professionals who have designed machines that are awesome and powerful but also safety has been considered as well.

Not everyone gets that and in Arndale Ok, another chick decided she had a brilliant idea for a new sex machine even more powerful than described above. Seems this slut was recently divorced which, by some odd bit of reasoning, seems to have increased her fucking sex drive. According to a neighbor

A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

Now either

this slut moans really fucking loud or these people were fucking perverts and listening really fucking close. In fact, the police had questioned her three time about running an illegal prostitution ring from her house. Oh she was also into sex toys and was selling them. WTF either of these things has to do with my fucking story, I have no fucking idea.

Back to the original premise of the issue. It seems this bitch tried to use a jack hammer as a dildo. But the circumstances are even more bizarre than just a woman and a jack hammer. It seems she was standing in her driveway naked while attempting such a sexual manuvere. One of the neighbors happened to notice her in the driveway with the jack hammer but didn’t bother to call the police until she heard unnatural screams coming from her.

Now I’m all for live and let live but if these fucking neighbors were nosey enough to hear her moaning and to have called the fucking cops on three occasions in a month about an illegal prostitution ring, it does seem a bit fucking strange to me that they would wait, while she was standing in the driveway, naked with a jack hammer to wait for her to be screaming before actually calling the local authorities. Ok, I’m being nice there,,, the fucking cops.

The other fucking thing that really makes one wonder is that initially the cops suspected foul play. A bitch has a jack hammer stuck up her twat, in the middle of her fucking driveway and you suspect foul play. I still haven’t gotten my fucking head around how the chick could operate the jack hammer, upside down, to get it hammering away. Below is a pic of a jack hammer. Not sure how the thing is fucking turned on but if you’ve got the jack part stuck up your coochie, how the fuck do you operate the fucking hammer part with your feet. Especially while standing up. Besides, I would think that it would work perfectly fine with out sticking the dangerous part in your twat. Much like a washing machine… ladies I know you know what I’m talking about but if you need a hint, think spin cycle.

Anyway, the whole fucking story makes absolutely no sense at all. Whether it was accidental or not. There has to be more than being published but you can read the shortened version here

Today’s babe of the post is a hot fucking blonde babe in the midst of unzipping her pants. This comes by way of The Blog Erotica, a post titled Blonde Desires

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I’m sure you’ve been following with complete fucking interest the bull shit surrounding Carrie Prejean, Miss California as of late. A chick hot enough to be Miss California doing topless photo’s, oh ya, I’m all over the internet looking for that shit, just to post if fucking here. Unfortunately, untouched photo’s don’t appear to fucking be out. The best I could find was these on TMZ.

Love those fucking stars. But that’s not the point of the post. The point of this fucking post is all the bull shit that seems to be surrounding this ordeal. Which, by the way, I don’t see why anyone even fucking cares.

First, Carrie, why the fuck did you lie and say you were only 17. Ain’t no photographer going to fucking take topless pic’s of a 17 year old. He’d be heading to jail had he released those pictures if you were only 17 as that would make it child pornography. So I don’t buy the I was young and stupid bull shit.

Your a model and as a young model you are talked into doing things that as an established model you may not do. But you’ve got to get your foot in the door and the only fucking way to do that is to have your body in front of a camera. Bad decision, obviously since I sling porn pictures of hot chicks, I don’t think so. Your hot, I’d like to see much more (which is part of the reason I spent the morning looking for a picture of your tits) but as a Christian conservative I understand that it is potentially embarrassing for you.

Although it would be more embarrassing for you if it was a lesbian shoot but that’s a personal fantasy and not a statement of what might have been.

But those are attacking you, they are even full of more bull shit. Like you can’t be a Christian and show your titties. WTF are they thinking. Didn’t fucking god make that fucking hot as body you’ve got and in a way, as you show it off aren’t you in fact worshiping your lord by exposing one of his miracles.

I’ve never understood why looking at a hot chick would be immoral. Seriously, if your religious, didn’t the dude you worship make that and therefore by hiding it aren’t you hiding a wondrous creation by the lord you love.

Damn got sidetracked again. Back on track…

I understand that you lefties are looking at this as a chance to disgrace yet another conservative Christian but get real. Just because she is against same sex marriage is not a reason to panic. I doubt that she will ever be an elected official. Her opinion is her opinion.

But I must admit that the way the pictures have been leaked definitely stinks as someone trying to draw this out for the most publicity possible. The question is why. Are they doing it to continue to sell magazines or are they doing it to continue to cause her embarrassment. Either way it’s bull shit. Luckily the Donald saw it for what it was too.

I was going to post some stuff of Megan Fox and Transformers but judging by my word count, I’ve fucking bored the shit out of you already. So I guess I’ll get to the babe of the day. This comes by way of Nude Erotic post called blue on blue

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Before I get too involved with today’s subject I wanted to address a few issues that arose out of my last post. HCB, hardcore blogger, tried to take a stab at retribution with his latest post. It was so lame, I’m not going to spend very much of my fucking precious time responding. As long as the dude thinks a chick is screaming with pleasure having her ass hole stretched out, he’s pretty much a lost cause. Feel free to drop by and let the dude know 12″ cocks that you can’t wrap your hand around is fake 9 out of 10 times. Even in the porn world.

The Porn Enchantress thinks I’m being fucking bitchy. Here I compliment her in the previous post and she thinks I’m bitchy. I’ll get back to that later as I fucking really don’t want to loose the train of thought I have for this post. As we all fucking know, my train gets derailed enough without any additional assistance.

Back to the topic at hand, chicks with an edge. Honestly, I’ve never really paid them much fucking attention but I happened to be doing a bit of channel surfing the other night and I ran across American Idol. Something about the punker chick on the show got my interest. It wasn’t that she was hot, in fact, I didn’t really even find her very attractive but still somehow I found her sexy.

Bad Wolf, one of my partners in crime here at the fucking cabal has been into goth / punk chicks for a long time. I kind of now see the attraction, especially since I got hot fucking pics like the one above from Crazy Babe.

I gotta fucking admit, I love the pussy tat…what let me fucking phrase that just a little fucking differently. I love the tattoo of the leopard this chick has just above her pussy. Although Tweety birds, I taught i taw a putty tat does come to mind. Anyway, this chick is hot and definitely has an edge about her. I think, know I absolutely am positive I’m in lust. I want to shove my cock down the throat of that little pussy cat.

Now to today’s babe of the post…Sunny Leone. Talk about fuckable!

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