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They Keep Dragging Me Back In

So here I fucking sit, minding my own fucking business for once, perfectly happy going out on the interweb and finding shit of interest for myself. Not bothering a fucking sole and low and behold I find that everyone of the fucking cabal members, well ok not everyone but a handful of them, decided to take it personal that I noted that I had checked out all of their fucking blogs and found them boring.

Ana, babe, I know it’s been a long haul since you actually had something not fucking made of plastic between your thighs and your man did make it home just in time for the two of you to try to do the energizer bunny thing over easter but, as I’m sure you’ve found out, the one thing I know about all fucking dudes is that having gone as long as he did without a little pussy, meant his performance was not energizer bunny like. In fact, I’d put money on the fact that your still saying your prayers at night that he somehow finds his patience and can perform up to the standards he used to be for he has to return. So am I jealous that your getting some? Na, cause I know the truth, your only getting a little. Just like a good sprinter, stamina and endurance takes practice and your man, he’s way out of shape.

Porn Enchantress, why you gonna make me be so mean. It really, truly almost makes me think I should try to be sad being nasty to someone as pleasant and decent as you. I mean you remind me of the woman I used to fantasize about when I was just a youngen. Way before I knew about sex, drugs or rock and roll. The fantasy was always of the dream goddess bringing me warm chocolate chip cookies and a big glass of cold milk right before I went to bed. But boring, sorry I did include you in that.

Finally there is this hardcore blogging dude who thinks babes are boring. To each his fucking own, I always say but, seriously, you want to talk about fucking boring. That lame ass fake shit you call hardcore… well unless you like all the shit in your life to be fake how the fuck can you even get off on it. Seriously, you’ve got bitchs screaming with fake orgasms, homemade cum squirted from a fucking turkey baster and dudes wearing rubber cocks to make them fucking look bigger than life. Oh ya, that’s some real shit and it gets you off.

You perfer that fake ass shit over a sexy fucking woman who you can form a mental picture of and take on any kind of fantasy you desire. I guess I know what the problem is you have no fucking imagination. You can’t form those mental pictures so you convince yourself that all the fake shit your seeing is real. In fact, even the hardcore lesbo pictures you post have to have a fucking strap-on… thats right a fucking rubber cock. See the parallel yet or do I have to draw you a picture.

Tweet My TwitterPhyscologically, your simply not in touch with reality and that I do think I can prove. What kind of man needs to see a cock, even if it is a fucking rubber one, to get off? What kind of real man would post a fucking cute little birdie like this on his hardcore fucking porn website and meekly comment under it follow me. The only answer any intelligent human being could come up with… a ghey man in denial.

Which explains everyting. Why you need to see a cock in the porn you watch. Bet you even like the big juicey ones stuck up some chicks ass so deep she’s screaming. You simply hate women to the point you need to hear them scream and you love that fact that its a man with a big juicy cock doing it. You fixate on that large hunk of man meat.

Sorry dude, sometimes tough love is the only thing a friend can do to help another friend out. It’s tough for me to be this mean but I fucking just want to help out man. Get you onto the road of rightousness. See things the way they are. Become the person you were meant to be.

Ya’ll are priveledged, you just fucking witnessed the soft side of the Walrus. Don’t expect it to happen again. Oh, almost forgot, a sensative dude like me has got to twitter so ya’ll can follow me. Or be a punk and don’t

Now for a babe… hmmm I took the weekend off from doing any of my normal babe stuff. So, I turned to the only person, the only place where I knew I’d find a hot babe up to my standards, Flip and Nudes Planet

Flips Pic from Hegre Art

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Comic Relief

Penis Bushes I ran across this site today that made me laugh my ass off so I thought I’d scrap a few of his pics, share them today here and give his site a little link love to go along with the theft. I fucking hope he doesn’t mind too much but fuck him if he can’t take a joke. Anyway, the site is Fail Pix and it provides you with a daily dose of funny ass pictures.

This one, the dick building you’ve got to wonder what this landscaping company was thinking when they trimmed these bushes. Or perhaps that is exactly what they had in mind, bushes, and with all the blood rushing to the wrong area of their body, is it any wonder the outdoor bushes turned out the way they did. A bunch of cocks all lined in a row.

This next pic reminds me of one of my newest websites, XXX Girlfriends, where, amoung other things, I’ve been posting a lot of pics of hot teen chicks taking sexy pictures of themselves and submitting them to different websites. Fortunately, this isn’t one of the pictures that I’ve run into but the dude at fail pix did. Note to chicks who are taking sexy photo’s of themselves if your going to do it in the bathroom so know one knows, make sure there isn’t a floater in the background. It just doesn’t look good.

Hot black babe doesn't notice floater in the toilet

Here are some of the others that gave me a chuckle:

Dogs will fuck anything

dogs

dog2

dog3

Speaking of Fucking

Fat Broad Fucks LIttle Man

Bang Her or Leave Her

Speaking of Animals

Bull

The Affects of Alcohol

tequilla

Dumpster

Finally Kids Always Steal the Show

Santa is Dead

Toilet

Time for one more pic this evening, the customary Nude of the post. This one comes from The Errotic Archives. Enjoy

Satin

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Bored or Boring?

Wow, it’s been a fucking while since I posted. Problem is I ain’t found shit lately worth posting about. There is some shit I could fucking try to sensationalize but the world is already fucked up enough without my pontification on the Ohio teacher who took 4 of the high school cheerleaders to a male strip club. As a respectable porn dude, I personally see nothing wrong with it but understanding the pressures of being a parent I’m not sure it’s acceptable behaviour. It’s the type of thing I can go all fucking day on back and forth so whats the fucking use.

So when I’m like this, the thing to do is visit some of my fellow bloggers and see what the fuck they’ve got going on. But shit they all bored the hell out of me as well. Maybe it’s just a mood or maybe I just have a very hard time locating those on a mental level that I can deal with or maybe, just maybe, I haven’t been spending enough time getting out and need to do so desperately. What ever the problem, a small joint should be the cure. But not tonight, I’m being good.

So, lets just skip to the babe. This babe comes from my newest creation The Blog Erotica post titled "Are You Serious". I just love the attitude she seems to display. Enjoy

Are You Serious

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The Hand of God

The Hand of GodOnly because I fucking found this shit at it’s original source, Space.com, I realize it really isn’t "The (fucking) Hand of God". Sorry, couldn’t resist the blasphemy.

Having found it at it’s true source, Cosmic Hand Reaches for the Light, I do know that

In a new image from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory, high-energy X-rays emanating from the nebula around PSR B1509-58 have been colored blue to reveal a structure resembling a hand reaching for some eternal red cosmic light.

The star now spins around at the dizzying pace of seven times every second — as pulsars do — spewing energy into space that creates the scene.

Strong magnetic fields, 15 trillion times stronger than the Earth’s magnetic field, are thought to be involved, too. The combination drives an energetic wind of electrons and ions away from the dying star. As the electrons move through the magnetized nebula, they radiate away their energy as X-rays.

Honestly though, it wouldn’t have surprised my in the fucking least if it would have been Star Trek related. Seems that here fucking lately I’ve been surrounded by Trekkie nerds. From my good friend Ana and her trekkie porn, (see this post) to Miss Athena Hollow
proclaiming her child had been possessed by some alien disease or entity, to this weekend channels surfing to find not one but two different Star Trek movies, to this Eminem’s new (and long awaited by somebody) video bashing celebrities. I’m fucking surrounded by god damn nerds!

Shit, I even found out that fucking Hustler, of all fucking people, is planning on doing one of their porn spoofs on Star Trek. Shit is the world not safe from this fucking nerdom when even Hustler gets into the fucking act.

At least Eminem also bashes a few other of my favorite publicity whores like Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Winehouse, Bret Michaels, Kim Kardashian. BTW Hustler is currently running a parady of Kim Kardashian called "keeping it up for the KardASSians". Walrus babes has that one covered and I’ll be honest, the chick playing the part of Kim has definately got the ass for the part.

For the babe of the post, I think I’ll post a pic of a new chick I just picked up for my new erotic babes blog, Nude Erotic. Her name is Ivy Black If you think she’s as hot as I do, you can check out more of her on my blog. LaterZ (god I really even fucking hate that, people putting a "z" on the end of a work instead of "s" cause it makes it look way too cool, fucking idiots)

Hot Nude Erotic Babe Ivy Black

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