Chasing the Walrus

More fucking moons that I even want to try to remember. So far back I was a young and inexperienced blogger who didn’t realize you could make money from doing this shit. I just liked to fucking talk about inane stuff and post naked pics of hot bitchs. Is there a sentence anywhere around her to be found?

Damn, lost my fucking train of thought already.

Oh ya, back in the golden days of blogging there were a few of us, led by the master who has since left the interwebs for places yet unknown who took to having some fucking fun, posting about each others blogs, making fun of each other and what not. I still fucking think of them as the good old days when blogging was a lot more fun.

Anyway, did I fucking jump off my train again.

Recent events have but at least one of my fellow or in this case (what is the fucking feminine version of fellow anyway) feline buds from the good old day see a return to blogging at Ana’s Porn Blog. Unlike me, she was able to resurrect at least a portion of the database loss she suffered with Ana’s Porn Blog and while being an internet illiterate (her not me), when it comes to scripts and servers and shit (all that manly heavy lifting kind of shit) she finds some sort of misgiven (I don’t care the fucking spell checker don’t like that word, it is one fucker) pride in the fact that her blog survived in part and the good ole Walrus Blog is nothing but a faint memory in the way back machine…BITCH.

So Ana, I look forward to a little verbal jousting across the blog-o-sphere once more. If we entertain others, all the better. If not, I know I’m thinking blogging just got a whole lot more fun. Hopefully we can persuade some of our younger but less mentally agile cohorts to join in the joust. But, if not, the joust has now started in earnest. May the best man… never mind lets have some fun!

It’s not often I absolutely fall in lust (ok thats a fucking lie, I’m in fucking lust with every one) with a nude babe of the post but when I posted about Sunny Leone over on Walrus Babes I knew this fucking hot nude babe had stolen my heart, or at least gave me a big erection. I’ll now share with you and no I’m not fucking sharing my erection with you, fucking perverts!

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It’s way beyond time to lighten this shit up here. Been too fucking serious for way to long.

Today, March 14, has been officially proclaimed steak and bj day. I don’t really know how fucking official it is but there is an official steak and bj day website so it must be somewhat legit right.

I like the concept. In February a dude gets to spend lots of hard earned cash on a chick in hopes of impressing her and getting lucky and then she reciprocates a month later with a nice steak dinner and a blow job. It’ll never fly… will it?

Today’s nude of the post comes from a new favorite site of mine called Satin and Silk Nudes and I’ve got to be honest, this dude really knows his babes. My complimants man, you are the babe guru!

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Cook county sheriff, Tom Dart (think Chicago Il.) has proclaimed Craigslist as the single largest source of prostitution in the nation and is suing the website for $100,000 to reimburse the sheriff’s department for the time spent pursuing a "Craigslist" investigation over the last year. He later stated that he could make arrests 24 hours a day just from the online classifieds company. This according to WGN news. The story also adds a bunch of bull shit about some poor chick who answered an ad on craigslist to do some modeling and somehow got turned out as a prostitute. Ya fucking right.

First, if you can make arrests, why the fuck aren’t you making them. The article says you want to "go up the ladder" but in this case there simply is no ladder. Craigslist isn’t doing anything wrong, it’s simply a place where you can post free classifieds. It’s the girls working as prostitutes who are committing the crime (although prostitution is one of stupidest crimes I can think of).

But I agree, check them out sheriff dude because I’m sure there is more crime going on than a little pussy being sold. Check out the ads for yourself, maybe you’ll get lucky but probably you’ll get burnt. You’ll find ads like this one

* * * * NAUGHTY BUSTY HAWAIIAN GIRL * * * * * YOUNG & SEXUAL * * G.F.E - w4m - 22 (LA - OUTCALLS )

hi guys im Melany im 22 yrs old , . . hawaiian & latina . .i have sexy tan skin sexy bedroom eyes and a body to die for I am available for OUTCALL gentlemen only ! ! A little about me, I’m a sexy 22 yr old . Independent provider, sexy exotic and 100% wild & sexual. I have sexy smooth tan skin, a body to die for, beautiful black hair, exotic dark eyes, and kissable full *L*I*P*S. I am a regular girl doing the escort thing for a while… - I will make you feel totally comfortable , I am the kind of girl that is sure to connect with everyone. I do not rush so I can spend a few hours with you or stay with you all night and a very relaxing and sexy time !! THESE ARE MY REAL PICTURES GENTLEMEN , . . NO GAMES OR BS WITH ME . . im a sexy young girl looking to meet some nice sweet gentlemen. Call me before someone else does ! ! call me , . . screening is mandatory real pics real good service im a very sexual girl ! ! OUTCALL ONLY
" IM VERY CLASSY YET VERY SEXUAL BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ~ IM AVAILABLE FOR ANY OCCASION - OVERNIGHT STAY AVAILABLE . . DINNER DATES . . COUPLES MORE THAN WELCOME . .LAST MINUTE CALL WELCOME . . CALL ME - - LETS PLAY ! ! MELANY 323-xxx-xxxx

Cute chick huh! But doesn’t she look extremely similar… ok she is Raven Riley which means that the best that is going to happen to you when someone shows up at your door is that they are going to not be Raven Riley. The worst thing that could happen is some big ass fucking dude shows up and robs you blind probably kicking the shit out of you along the way. If you’re really having a bad day, you could be dead. All because you wanted a piece of ass.

And then there is this one, which really makes me chuckle. I ain’t gonna bother with the fucking text, it’s useless. As been said many times a picture is worth a thousand words. So the first picture is:

Your typical black slut getting ready to stick a cock in her mouth but then, with the following picture you get your contractual agreement. (this is supposed to save the bitch from getting arrested from prosecution)

I love #4. What happens if I violate this agreement. The curious thing is that these images are hosted at imageDEPOSIT where anyone and their dog can use them. So the odds of the black chick with the cock in her mouth actually showing up at your door… well that’s pretty much gone with the wind as well.

What I really wonder and what I think would make for a GOOD sheriffs investigation is exactly how many of these ads are scams and what exactly happens to the guy who just doesn’t happen to recognize Raven Riley and realize that the odds of her showing up at his door for a $100 fuck are pretty slim. What happens to the guy who isn’t smart enough to realize that imageDEPOSITE is a free image hosting service and anyone can have access to the pictures. They want the advertisement. Na, chase down the poor hookers instead. At least you might stop the spread of a few diseases.

OK, on a much happier note…How about a babe of the post! Since my buddy Flip has a pretty good eye when it comes to babes, especially the naked ones getting in a little excercise, I thought I’d pull something from his site Heavenly Nudes I hope you enjoy it!

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One has to know ones fucking place. My place on the interweb is not to fucking break news, make news or any of those thought provoking things. My place is to simply point out the absurdities in things I find and hopefully get a little chuckle now and then.

It’s also a place to allow me to do one of the things I truly love the most, post pictures of babes. I have no shame in that area, I love beautiful naked women and while that may not make me popular with the likes of SFW folks, I really don’t give a shit and I think there is a whole lot of people out in the world who agree with me. Naked babes all around!

What’s this all fucking mean. I’ve got no idea really. Giving Playboy’s history it shouldn’t have came as a surprise to find "right wing conservative" bashing going on. Hell, I like bashing some of those fucking religous right folks now and again myself. What did catch me off gaurd was that they chose to attack the messenger rather than the message and the message was that the American people are tired of the bail outs. The American people are tired of the spending party the government has been involved in for the last 6 months or so and political party aside they are willing to be heard if anyone actually cared to listen.

I can’t believe the American people were in favor of the Wall Street bail outs and I find it unsurprising that they would also be against the Main Street bail outs as well.

While one party or the other may try to use this to their advantage to derail the plans of the other is nothing more than politics as usual and proves that the only time the politicians, of either party, in America listen to the populace is when it serves their purpose and only for that limited portion of any message.

Shooting a messenger who is working to further the interests of one party is fine and honorable but at the same time, just because the messenger is acting in someone elses best interest, not publicizing the message, not investigating the pulse of America as deeply as was obviously done to the messenger is an oversite that I had personally thought an organization like Playboy was beyond.

At best, it makes you look like a pawn for the other side, not a defender of the American people.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like your fucking hot babes. It doesn’t mean I won’t continue to post their pictures and nominate many of them as the babe of the post. And we surely fucking need a babe of the post just to lighten up this fucking post. It was way to heavy.

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