Sharing some of my favorite recipe’s
Displayed here is the back cover (it’s the only fucking picture I could get) of something I never in my life dreamed I would see. A simple cookbook with recipe’s, I fucking know thats not unusual all fucking cookbooks have recipe’s, but not where the main ingredient throughout the whole book is semen. Yes, that’s fucking correct, you read that right it’s book full of cum recipe’s. Below is the book’s description (taken right from the sales page)
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
I can hear the wife now: Honey could you have the boys over tonight for a circle jerk, I need enough cum to make some cream cheese cookies for the kids school tomorrow. If I have enough left, I’ll make the boys some almost white russians for their effort.
Or you go to a restaurant and the both of you order oysters on the half shell and the wife asks if she can have a doggie bag for the shells so she can make some man made oysters for the bridge club tomorrow.
I guess, as I guy, I wouldn’t mind too much as long as I knew which foods were cum filled and which weren’t. Seriously, would you mind if the wife / girlfriend was constantly trying to make you cum so she could get enough for the recipe she wanted to try.
So for those of you who want to run out and buy a copy, Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. Bona Petite or how ever those fancy fuckers spell that.
All this talk about cum makes me feel it must be time to introduce you to the "ghey" boys in our newly formed cabal, Flip and Rofl. Both are English gents which typically makes them a bit eccentric but that could also be the "ghey"ness about them.
You’ve seen posts about me boy Flip here a few times. For being one of the "ghey" boys the dude definately has an eye for the babes. His blog for the cabal is Flips Flop House. He’s also going to be hosting a joint blog where all of us in the cabal will be posting in one central place.
I suspect that what will happen is we will end up mostly taking pot shots at each other (and usually I’m the one in the middle cause I’m different as if being "ghey" isn’t different). Not posting the link to the new blog yet, it simply isn’t ready but keep checking back, it will be someday.
The second of the "ghey" boys is Rofl. Since he is easily upset over the fact that people sometimes misspell or mispronounce his name and I suspect he may be mentally unstable, that is probably the only time you actually see me use it. But his claim to fame in the porn industry is big tits. It’s been said he can identify any pornstar by her tits. I’m not sure about that but he did prove on his blog that he’s not easily tricked. In the post, The thought I wouldn’t notice he shows his keen eye as he quickly identifies the fake boobies. Take a peak, see if you would have gotten it right
But I can gaurantee, anywhere you go on the ole intraweb (a Flip term…ya ghey) if you find one of them, the other won’t be far behind.
Today’s babe of the post comes from my site, Walrus Babes and a post called Home Alone. Meet Jana Jordan and one of the sexiest pussies I’ve seen in a long time.
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