Dirty D pulls a Pee Wee
Porno dude Dirty D follows in the foot steps of the infamous Pee Wee Herman and gets caught pulling his fucking pud in an adult theater in Florida. This is the fucking dude who brought you such fucking pornographic super-sites as Crack Whore Confessions.
So is anyone really fucking surprised that he’d be caught in a circle jerk with two other dudes watching porno’s in a Florida porn theater. I mean the dude even has a porn site called Theater Sluts so maybe this was nothing more than a publicity stunt.. Although it’s not the fucking kind of thing that really fucking draws much fucking publicity. Just makes you wonder
Surprised a 43 year old, porn pusher or not, would be sitting around a fucking porn theater pulling his pud? I’m not. You do know where the term circle jerk came from, don’t you? A bunch of dudes all drop trough, sit in a semi circle around a TV playing a porn video, wager on who can pull their pud the fucking longest and commence, as the Brits would say, wanking.
They also make side bets like who is going to cum first, who can squirt the furthest and just about anything stupid you can think of.
Now I’m fucking ancient times here. Back when the days of porn video’s were not that easy to find and all of them recorded on VHS tape. But I’ve been to fucking parties where the fucking bitchs are all fucking drunk on their asses and wanting to do nothing more than spread their legs and get a cock stuck in-between their thighs.
But some dude would bring a porn and instead of grabbing a bunch of chicks and having a gang bang, guys would commandeer the master bedroom and have a fucking circle jerk.
I’ve been in the room next door, banging the fuck out of two hot drunk bitches and they are sitting there perfectly happy watching each other jacking off and listening to the porn slut moan.
I personally never participated in circle jerks. Call me homophobic or whatever you want to fucking say about it but when it comes to unwrapped sausages, if I unwrap mine you can bet there will not be any others in the fucking room. Just a credo I live my life by. No more than 1 unwrapped sausage in a room at a time. Guys are perverts, get them drunk or horny and their cock out and you never fucking know what they’re bound to do with it.
Update on the Cabal
The cabal has been growing by fucking leaps and fucking bounds. Seems every fucking one wants to jump on the bandwagon so keep fucking tuned in on many more fucking developments.
But I do got a little fucking unfinished business left from the post the other day.
Ana, I’ve only got a couple of things left I can say, Nice Granny Panites….
No I’m not sharing my erection, not even with you. I realize the hubby’s been away awhile and the old standby BoB just isn’t quite the same as feeling a nice thick living, breathing piece of man meat in your hand but when you get to be my age you save shit like this for special occassions or you fucking end up, out on the streets, looking for some dude to sell you some Viagra.
Second, I realize your a bit nerdy but come on, loose the star trek take off. Trekkies are washed up. The future is WoW, you know as in World of Warcraft and for those World of Warcrafters you’ve got
Now this is the porn for the next generation. Time to quit living in the past. Trekkies are boring and way out of style… much like your panties!
It also seems that Autumn, with the Porn Enchantress, has thrown her panties into the ring and wants to play. Only problem I have with that is that she seems like such a nice person it might be difficult to really get down and dirty in the verbal jousts. Na, I call bull shit, I’m sure I’ll be able to work up a good verbal lashing when the time comes. But until you get posting a little bit more, it’s not going to be easy to find food for thought and stupid shit I can beat you about the head with.
Oh, as far as my tidy whities…. I free ball don’t own any. I seriously doubt you want to see a pic of my hairy asshole, especially since I’ve never participated in anal bleaching.
The rest of those who have thrown your hats in the ring, never fear, we’ll be visiting you in the near future too!
Dude, you been reading my shit for awhile now. How about leaving a fucking comment and letting me fucking know how you feel about the shit I write or possibly Share Chasing The Walrus with Twitter
Whore Lore, huh? Hmmm, don’t let my son see that! I’ll check that one out, just because sword n socery shit is right up there with my sci-fi
Absolutely hilarious you are calling me old and washed up LMFAO You’re older than I am! And the Trek spoof porn links stay … tell me how passe I am this summer. Now if only I could find a decent nuBSG porn spoof. That would really make my weekend!
Nice post oh great W…
Cool fantasy porn site too - loving those babes - signing up NOW
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I’m too nice to get down and dirty with? LMFAO - you obviously don’t know me well enough then!
I’d better get to revealing my true me.
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Well, I see some folks have been busy so I guess I best address this before people think I’ve fucking gone soft or something.
Ana - I realize redneck and reading comprehension don’t really fucking go together. Should I use smaller words or just t y p e r e a l s l o w for you
Flip - Good to see you got the flop house cleaned up and headed toward respectable again. I’ll have to drop by, kick my shoes off and share a beer or six
Hey porn hater give me a break, bad porn is bad porn whether you think your flying the starship Enterprise or seeing a naked pixie sucking down a cock.
Nice lady, nice try your still nice but I will address that a bit more in my next post.
Nice to see yall and yall come back now ya hear
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What? WoW Porn? Nah. Screw that. I’ll take the hot elf bitches but leave the “warcraft” out of it.
They will end up turning porn into an endless grind that gets boring after just a short while.
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