The New Softcore Porn Site - SI
Ok, I don’t keep up with the tabloid crap much and really don’t follow the modeling shit, that is unless they are getting naked so it came to no fucking surprise to me that I had never fucking heard of Bar Refaeli before I found this video described as "The Hottest Video in the History of History. It just happened to be her fucking SI video and she is the cover girl on this years swimsuit edition.
Now I’m not disagree-ing and saying she’s not HOT, I’m just wondering when the fuck Sports Illustrated became a softcore porn site. They’ve been doing the swimsuit shit for a long time but damn.
Mixed in with the sports you know have shit like photo’s and video’s of the swimsuit edition, Danica Patrick in a bikini doing a sexy fucking set on a sports car (she too is fucking hot but fuck wouldn’t her time be spent better behind the wheel of the race car she drives rather than rolling around on a car with a bikini on) and body painting.
The whole time I was typing all of that, the banner at the top of the screen was cycling through a couple really hot fucking video’s so it took me a bit longer to type (and a lot more typo’s) than normal.
If thats not enough, how about a pictorial on swimsuits best rookie (Esti Ginzburg) and the cheerleader of the week, Minnesota’s Kelly Gerleve. Of course the sexiest thing she wore was her little cheerleading outfit so I guess it’s cool. It’s not like she was pulling down her panties or anything.
But seriously, why has sports illustrated decided it needed to go softcore porn and sorry, it is fucking softcore porn they are doing.
I don’t know, fuck, it probably isn’t even something worth having posted about. It just pisses me off that I show tits (and once in a great while a little cooch) and I’m a fucking bad man, a pervert, a sinner but a respected enerprise like SI does this shit and nobody says a fucking word. Oh well, how about a babe for the post and lets stay with sexy Bar Refaeli as this pic is totally fucking softcore porn.
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