BJ’s in the Sky aka Puma Swede and the Pilot
When this fucking picture was shot, I’d bet this helicopter pilot thought he was the luckiest dude alive. After the blow job he got a few minutes later, I’m sure he know he was the fucking luckiest guy alive. But then the shit hit the fan (2 years later)! Somehow (could it be a pornstar looking for a little publicity, na, that wouldn’t happen) the events that transpired in that chopper made it to the news and TMZ decided to really pick it up and run with it.
It started out with the article Chopper Flasher is Hardcore which has a number of Puma pics and a couple with the pilot as seen above which was covered in one of their Celebrity Justice pieces. Don’t worry dudes and dudettes, I’ll get to some much better pictures of Puma but I will warn you, the pics with the pilot seem to be very limited.
The next day, TMZ releases the above photo with the headline "FAA Launches Pilot Investigation After TMZ Story". What’s particularly interesting is that these happened in 2007. According to TMZ, the FAA did nothing because they couldn’t tell whether the plane was in the air or not. Strange, I can, can you? Personally that has my bull shit meter pegged as the FAA seems to investigate shit not just look at the picture and say who gives a fuck.
Personally, I go back to one of my earlier theories.
If you read that article, it will come as no surprise that this pilot has been in trouble a few times, and not just for getting blow jobs from pornstars. I like the guy.
But TMZ isn’t ready to let up on this baby, ohhh no, nothing gets the media hotter than the likes of a pornstar and a blow job! Oh wait, I fucking up the time line, at this point in time, no one knew about anything but a little tit licking.
Somewhere along that same day, they were able to locate Puma Swede and found out that it wasn’t just the pilot doing some titty sucking. They posted that video, I scrapped it and now you can see it here without me even giving you a link. My text is a whole lot more interesting than theirs anywayl. See they were shocked and well, I’m envious and currently looking into ways I can generate payment by BJ from a pornstar.
But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no boys and girls, what would a good porn story be without the video. Unfortunately, TMZ wanting to be much more mainstream than some (like The Walrus) got the video that was shot that day in the chopper and fucked it up. They fucking sensored it and even cut out the actual oral sex. According to them, the blowjob only lasted 50 seconds anyway so it wasn’t a world class BJ. Or perhaps it was a world class blow job and that explains why it only lasted so long.
I would say you be the judge but they fucking cut it out so you’ve got nothing to judge. I mean was it a hot blonde pornstar with excellent sucking capabilities meets Joe Schmo or is it simply a case of premature ejaculation.
So that’s how far the story has progressed. A pilot in trouble because a porn chick gave him a BJ as payment for letting her use his chopper as the back drop for a porn shot. His mistake wasn’t then giving Puma Swede a ride, it was letting her take her camera man along for the ride. Cause you know as soon as some tape dude finds it, it’s headed for the internet and a great piece of free PR for a pornstar and her website Of course, today’s babe of the post might as well be the babe in the post Puma Swede. Oh, and yes that is the famous helicopter.
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how about the uncensored version… Where can i find it?