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BJ’s in the Sky aka Puma Swede and the Pilot

Puma Swede and the Helicopter Pilot When this fucking picture was shot, I’d bet this helicopter pilot thought he was the luckiest dude alive. After the blow job he got a few minutes later, I’m sure he know he was the fucking luckiest guy alive. But then the shit hit the fan (2 years later)! Somehow (could it be a pornstar looking for a little publicity, na, that wouldn’t happen) the events that transpired in that chopper made it to the news and TMZ decided to really pick it up and run with it.

It started out with the article Chopper Flasher is Hardcore which has a number of Puma pics and a couple with the pilot as seen above which was covered in one of their Celebrity Justice pieces. Don’t worry dudes and dudettes, I’ll get to some much better pictures of Puma but I will warn you, the pics with the pilot seem to be very limited.

The next day, TMZ releases the above photo with the headline "FAA Launches Pilot Investigation After TMZ Story". What’s particularly interesting is that these happened in 2007. According to TMZ, the FAA did nothing because they couldn’t tell whether the plane was in the air or not. Strange, I can, can you? Personally that has my bull shit meter pegged as the FAA seems to investigate shit not just look at the picture and say who gives a fuck.

Personally, I go back to one of my earlier theories.

If you read that article, it will come as no surprise that this pilot has been in trouble a few times, and not just for getting blow jobs from pornstars. I like the guy.

But TMZ isn’t ready to let up on this baby, ohhh no, nothing gets the media hotter than the likes of a pornstar and a blow job! Oh wait, I fucking up the time line, at this point in time, no one knew about anything but a little tit licking.

Somewhere along that same day, they were able to locate Puma Swede and found out that it wasn’t just the pilot doing some titty sucking. They posted that video, I scrapped it and now you can see it here without me even giving you a link. My text is a whole lot more interesting than theirs anywayl. See they were shocked and well, I’m envious and currently looking into ways I can generate payment by BJ from a pornstar.

But the fun doesn’t stop there, oh no boys and girls, what would a good porn story be without the video. Unfortunately, TMZ wanting to be much more mainstream than some (like The Walrus) got the video that was shot that day in the chopper and fucked it up. They fucking sensored it and even cut out the actual oral sex. According to them, the blowjob only lasted 50 seconds anyway so it wasn’t a world class BJ. Or perhaps it was a world class blow job and that explains why it only lasted so long.

I would say you be the judge but they fucking cut it out so you’ve got nothing to judge. I mean was it a hot blonde pornstar with excellent sucking capabilities meets Joe Schmo or is it simply a case of premature ejaculation.

So that’s how far the story has progressed. A pilot in trouble because a porn chick gave him a BJ as payment for letting her use his chopper as the back drop for a porn shot. His mistake wasn’t then giving Puma Swede a ride, it was letting her take her camera man along for the ride. Cause you know as soon as some tape dude finds it, it’s headed for the internet and a great piece of free PR for a pornstar and her website Of course, today’s babe of the post might as well be the babe in the post Puma Swede. Oh, and yes that is the famous helicopter.

Puma Swede

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Changes, Obama Reloaded

Can if fucking be, I’m changing? The DOJ, under President Obama, is refocusing it’s resources on things that can actually help people rather than parading around like gestapo worried about a little porn and screaming that child porn is a issue.

Yes, child porn needs to be fucking eradicated and anyone actually making it, or even molesting a child, needs to be punished in the most fucking barbaric means possible. Personally, I’d fucking nail their balls to a createne soaked log, hand them a butter knife and light the fucking log on fire. Their choice, roasted nuts or to fucking chop them off themselves.

But when your doing nothing more than jacking up the fear in order to obtain your real goal, the eradication of the porn industry, then your nothing but a fear monger or simply one very fucking big idiot. All that has been fucking discussed over the last 8 years was nothing more than fear mongering.

Case in point, Fidelis, a group which claims it’s all about well… see below I’ll use their own words:

Fidelis (Latin for faithful) is the universal name for a group of Catholic-based political, legal, research and educational organizations whose collective mission it is to formulate, promote, and defend public policies that uphold religious freedom, human life from conception to natural death, and the traditional institutions of marriage and family.

Now thats all fine and even good and admirable but why do they seem to feel to need to try to shape and control my life in a form that they want.

Isn’t freedom all about all of us being able to determine what is right and wrong for us and not having others push their beliefs down our throat? But when a group such as this is willing to spread outright lies about someone then that is exactly what they are trying to do.

According to the press release Obama Picks Porn Lawyer for #2 at Justice. Again let me stop myself and let you read their own words

“Ogden’s record is nothing short of obscene. He has represented Playboy Enterprises in multiple cases, Penthouse Magazine, the ACLU, and the largest distributor of hard-core pornography videos. He has opposed filters on library computers protecting children from Internet smut, and successfully defended the right of pornographers to produce material with underage children.”

So yes it’s true, he has made first amendment agruments for Playboy, Penthouse and others in the Porn industry. What people like this don’t fucking understand is that sometimes, in order to maintain freedom, you have to fight for things that you PERSONALLY find distastefull. But, you see, people like this aren’t really interested in your freedom. That is unless you think exactly like they do. They believe that freedom is only something for them and those like them. If your not like them, then your freedom doesn’t matter.

But that’s not the lie. The lie is "successfully defended the right of pornographers to produce material with underage children". The law they are referring to was known as COPA (Child Online Protection Act) which tries to limit childrens access to on-line adult porn. It had very little to do with child porn other than trying to add record keeping beyond usefullness and criminalize people simply because they sold the porn others made.

One of the oddities of that portion of the law was, it really didn’t have to be porn. Anything that depicted a sexual act was covered. Well almost, it seemed that if Hollywood made a movie with simulated sex, it was exempt. Confused yet?

Other than that small portion of COPA, known as 2257, the rest of the law was censoring the internet. Luckily, even a conservative US Supreme Court realized how fucking crazy this all was and came to the most logical conclusion:

The court also said that parental use of Internet filters was a better, less restrictive way to protect children from explicit material.

So just like the V-Chip and television, IE as well as every other internet browser has adult filters built into them.

The Babe of the Post is going to come from one of my favorite babe blogs Nudes Artistically Done. The post is called My China Doll
and I really do find this petite babe to be extremely desireable and an excellent piece of eye candy. Enjoy

Hot Blonde Petite Babe

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