Remembering The Walrus Blog
Damn, another fucking "chasing" post so soon after the last. What the fuck is this world coming to. Actually, after last nights politically correctness post I got to thinking. I had written a kick as fucking PC post back a number of fucking years ago on the precursor for this blog, The Walrus Blog. I really loved that fucking blog and its a god damn shame it had to go by the wayside. Got no one other than a person who developed a shitty script and then when the script needed his love the most he bailed, a very shitty web host and my own self for being stupid. I was new to the WWW way back then and didn’t bother backing up the database. When the piece of shit script crashed, as I should have expected it to do, it took the database down with it and fucking naive lil Walrus thought his host was supposed to have back-ups.
On a much more positive note, I’m much smarter now than I was back in those days and when I thought about it I remembered that I could go to the way back machine and pull this positive gem of a thread out of the archives. So no more bull shit, lets relive a classic Walrus moment
Not to worry, the Walrus will post fucking pics eventually but first he has to get this shit written down or his mostly senile mental capacity will just fucking drop the shit like this fucking program does every 15 fucking minutes if the Walrus gets rolling and forgets to save now and then.
So, the Walrus was walking back from the corner market, having just purchased his bottle for the evening, (now the Walrus knows most of you think it’s illegal to walk anywhere in LA…and it probably is but since the Walrus has been known to fracture a law now and then and it’s a nice fucking night…but I do understand, I’ve got friends who take the car to visit the next door neighbor) when it came to him that perhaps just once, he should actually try to write a post that was politically correct and didn’t offend anyone. Can’t figure out how in the fuck this random thought popped into the Walrus’s brain unless it had something to do with listening to some vintage ZZTOP.
See, way back when they recorded a song called Francine, which is basicly a love song about being in love with a 13 year old girl. Back then, not much was ever made of the song but in today’s society…the Walrus has to believe that would be totally fucking different. Some how in the Walrus’s delusional mind…he transformed that thought into today’s social political correctness.
It’s never made sense to the Walrus that the women who like to do everything imaginable on camera just in an attempt to make a few $$$ from guys like you and me, ladies who refer to themselves as whores, sluts and other social vermin, can get sooooo fucking upset that the Walrus would have the audacity to call them a fucking bitch. Now, personally, the Walrus would think that being called any of the above mentioned terms would be less preferable than bitch, even if fucking does preceed it.
In fact, you can refer to me as a bastard, a cock-sucker, a mother fucker (although if you saw my mother you’d wonder how the fuck my father ever did) or any other such shit. You think I’m going to take it personal, fuck no. Your entitled to your own fucking opinion and even though your fucking wrong and a stupid ass lame-dick mother fucking cock sucker (see, the Walrus can work all that together) it matters not. So perhaps the moral of the fucking story is that these women really are fucking bitchs and are upset that the Walrus puts it out there for the whole world to see.
So from now on…or at least until I get through this post, there are no fucking big tittied bitch’s, just maam’s with massive mammories.
While the Walrus is at this political correctness shit, you guys are not lame-dick cocksuckers either, your my adoring fans. No pussy pounding, instead insert manhood and shake vigorously. No pulling your pud, jacking your cock, but simply a massage of your manhood.
What else does the Walrus need to fucking change…oh ya perhaps a new verb/adjective than fucking….damn that ones hard….perhaps fudge / fudging no that dont sound right…guess the Walrus will have to work on that one. The married bitch…she is hmmmm his married playmate and the japanese bitch….petite playmate of japanese origin.
I know I’m missing some shit…excuse me missing some stuff…what is the Walrus forgetting FUDGE this is difficult (hard could be misconstrude). Guess I’ll save momentarily and read a couple of my own FUDGING posts…the Walrus has got to have left something out.
See outsmarted this well written but problematic peice of software and saved my well written words of wisdom off-line so that when it did eventually time out, while I was posting my ohh so clever thoughts for the moment, nothing would be lost.
The Walrus gives up…he simply cant fucking do the PC shit any longer. Maliyah Madison was actually one of the Walrus’s early bitch’s that he really liked…except her site looked like a totally fucking rip-off site and the Walrus posted that he fucking thought so. To prove his point, the fucking folks that were ripping off your hard earned $$$ have since dropped the site and no longer fucking promote it. Maliyah, herself, seems to have chunked up a bit, added a few extra inch’s here and there (none in the chesticles which is unfortunate) but is still quite fuckable, so she earns a spot on today’s blog. Since the Walrus couldn’t find a virtual lap dance preview for her and it wouldn’t be a Danni.com post without one…Isabella has a very fucking hot and nasty one and since the Walrus has no pic’s of her…the combination has to fucking work in your favor.
Posted 6 months, 4 days ago on December 7, 2005
Nice fucking blast from the past. Well at least for me.
I also went back to Danni.com to see if I could find the pic’s of Maliyah Madison and the virtual lap dance video. Couldn’t find the video but I think I did one better. Not only did I find the pictures featured in this post, I found some newer ones. So tell me, in your most honest fucking, swear on a stack of bibles you never did fuck your mother kind of swears, that the before pic’s dont make the bitch look a bit heavier than the after fucking pic’s. Oh, and for you that are just fucking curious folks looking for a naked babe, these pic’s will qualify as today’s babe of the post.
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