Please Rock the Boat
Damn, it’s been fucking forever since I fucking posted here and I never did do that fucking McCain post I promised many moons ago. Guess its much too late now but it should be no surprise that he got his ass kicked. He was too busy talking about being a fucking maverick than showing that he really was like he had way back when.
I’ve had some pretty fucking cool idea’s for posts come and go over the last few months but I just never seemed to open up the fucking blog and write them down. I’ll concentrate on improving that.
So what fucking motivated this little diatribe. Grab a beer, load up your favorite bong and read on.
I was fucking wasting some time communicating with a few of my fellow porn mongors about this that and the other fucking nude babe when one my mates, Flip, (I only use the term mate since he’s fucking English not because we have unabashed gay fucking sex, which the Walrus would never do) happened to mention a fucking new blog search engine called Twingly. I’m not sure where that fucking name comes from either but it sounds… well… English but I digress.
The only reason it really raised any fucking interest is that he mentioned his fucking porn blogs were listed in it so you know I had to go and fucking make sure mine was too. If your a fucking guy, you understand it’s one of those fucking whose got the biggest dick kind of things.
Well low and behold, the adult nude babe blogs that I am currently giving a shit about, well at least sometimes, are indeed fucking listed. The site may be a piece of shit that never does anything but at least it does have good enough taste to include The Walrus. So I decided to even search on a couple of the search terms I have decided I really wanted my fucking sites to do well with. My fucking chest swelled with pride when I searched for blonde babe and The Walrus’s Babes Blog was listed as number fucking one.
Being the curious type, especially when it fucking comes to my competition, I fucking check out lowly #2 and what pleasures great my eyes. A fairly hot blonde babe who is authoring her very fucking own blog right there on the world wide fucking web. Of course further investigation is warranted. I mean anytime a hot blonde babe is lying on a hunk of fucking wood, nude except for her cowboy boots and hat, any fucking normal guy is going to pay attention.
It’s a fucking new blog with a whopping two fucking posts. The initial one bore the shit out of me. Personally, I could fucking care less that her friend loves that picture. But with the second post, she did manage to interest me.
The second post called "Babe Inauguration" (obviously she can fucking spell better than me) had some moments that make me think it could provide for some fucking interesting reading in the months to come. Just to set the record straight and I never mince my words your "little man in a boat" is your clit which depending on how the fuck you define it could or could not be a part of your kitty cat, but it sure can make you purr! Or at least it definately makes the bitchs I know purr when I give them some massive oral stimulation. Anyway, I just thought I’d welcome you on your new wild ride
Perhaps someday the chick on the blonde babe blog will donate a nude photo for the babe of the post but until then I think I’ll post up a hot little blonde babe from one of my favorite recent posts, Struggle for Domination, over at Nudes Artistically Done. Enjoy
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