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Is This Really Child Porn

Simpson Porn Issue I just became a fucking child pornographer, thank god I don’t live in fucking Australia, where kangaroo fucking is legal but pictures like this are child porn.. This article, Simpsons cartoon rip-off is child porn, states:

A Supreme Court judge in Australia has ruled that an internet cartoon in which look-a-like child characters from The Simpsons engage in sexual acts is child pornography

I’d like to disagree on a couple small, insignificant points. First it’s not a fucking rip-off it’s a parody, a spoof, something that some people might even consider funny a hell. But whether you do consider it hilarious or a tactless piece of shit or even extremely disturbing, there is one thing it is not and that’s child porn. Bart and Lisa are not real people and while Fox may have a issue with their images usage, that has absolutely nothing to do with it.

It seems to me that way to much shit gets thrown under the blanket protection of CP in an attempt to control our thoughts. Did you know that rabid parents demanded that a high rise building being built next to a day care centre have less stories than planned. This because they feared pedophiles might be looking at their kids. LOOKING. Or then there is this article Topless photo removal ridiculous: mother

Boenig McGrade said she was stunned when told there were concerns that her 2006 photograph of the children, aged 18 months and three, playing in a suburban street might prompt complaints.

She agreed to withdraw the picture but said the photograph, which was taken at the request of the children’s parents, was a typical Australian scene depicting family life.

But lets look at a couple facts.

The laws against possessing child porn were originally introduced because the production of it involved hurting real children. Trafficking and possessing it encourages an industry and thus children, real children, are abused.

Child porn is not illegal because it "might" cause a fucking pedophile to jerk off or to then abuse children. The original laws were concerned with protecting real children.

This issue with the Simpsons cartoons is fucking bothersome becomes it has crossed over into the area of thought crime. The dude is in trouble because of what "might" happen or because he "might" have found the images arousing. No real children have been harmed and the dude might have thought something but performed no action that could be deemed illegal

Using an analogy, many porn sites now have sleep assaults where women are asleep as the man begins molesting her. This might be considered rape and should a dude who gets aroused and jerks off to this be convicted as a rapist?

Outside of the porn realm there are tons of analogies that can be made. Video games which depict violence, excessive speed etc should those that play them be arrested because they might think killing is fun or speeding is cool.

In fact, if memory serves me correctly, a book "Clan of the Cave Bear has a chapter containing descriptions of child rape in it. Should the book be banned because someone might find that scene arousing? Should anyone owning the book be thrown in jail because they might have been turned on and are there for pedophiles.

No one should be prosecuted for a thought, no matter how disgusting that thought may be. It’s actions that are illegal in a free country, not thoughts

Damn, I was so anxious to get this post out, I originally forgot about the babe of the post. To fucking pay for my sins, I’ve got two babes for you
Hot Marge

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Remembering The Walrus Blog

Damn, another fucking "chasing" post so soon after the last. What the fuck is this world coming to. Actually, after last nights politically correctness post I got to thinking. I had written a kick as fucking PC post back a number of fucking years ago on the precursor for this blog, The Walrus Blog. I really loved that fucking blog and its a god damn shame it had to go by the wayside. Got no one other than a person who developed a shitty script and then when the script needed his love the most he bailed, a very shitty web host and my own self for being stupid. I was new to the WWW way back then and didn’t bother backing up the database. When the piece of shit script crashed, as I should have expected it to do, it took the database down with it and fucking naive lil Walrus thought his host was supposed to have back-ups.

On a much more positive note, I’m much smarter now than I was back in those days and when I thought about it I remembered that I could go to the way back machine and pull this positive gem of a thread out of the archives. So no more bull shit, lets relive a classic Walrus moment

Not to worry, the Walrus will post fucking pics eventually but first he has to get this shit written down or his mostly senile mental capacity will just fucking drop the shit like this fucking program does every 15 fucking minutes if the Walrus gets rolling and forgets to save now and then.

So, the Walrus was walking back from the corner market, having just purchased his bottle for the evening, (now the Walrus knows most of you think it’s illegal to walk anywhere in LA…and it probably is but since the Walrus has been known to fracture a law now and then and it’s a nice fucking night…but I do understand, I’ve got friends who take the car to visit the next door neighbor) when it came to him that perhaps just once, he should actually try to write a post that was politically correct and didn’t offend anyone. Can’t figure out how in the fuck this random thought popped into the Walrus’s brain unless it had something to do with listening to some vintage ZZTOP.

See, way back when they recorded a song called Francine, which is basicly a love song about being in love with a 13 year old girl. Back then, not much was ever made of the song but in today’s society…the Walrus has to believe that would be totally fucking different. Some how in the Walrus’s delusional mind…he transformed that thought into today’s social political correctness.

It’s never made sense to the Walrus that the women who like to do everything imaginable on camera just in an attempt to make a few $$$ from guys like you and me, ladies who refer to themselves as whores, sluts and other social vermin, can get sooooo fucking upset that the Walrus would have the audacity to call them a fucking bitch. Now, personally, the Walrus would think that being called any of the above mentioned terms would be less preferable than bitch, even if fucking does preceed it.

In fact, you can refer to me as a bastard, a cock-sucker, a mother fucker (although if you saw my mother you’d wonder how the fuck my father ever did) or any other such shit. You think I’m going to take it personal, fuck no. Your entitled to your own fucking opinion and even though your fucking wrong and a stupid ass lame-dick mother fucking cock sucker (see, the Walrus can work all that together) it matters not. So perhaps the moral of the fucking story is that these women really are fucking bitchs and are upset that the Walrus puts it out there for the whole world to see.

So from now on…or at least until I get through this post, there are no fucking big tittied bitch’s, just maam’s with massive mammories.

While the Walrus is at this political correctness shit, you guys are not lame-dick cocksuckers either, your my adoring fans. No pussy pounding, instead insert manhood and shake vigorously. No pulling your pud, jacking your cock, but simply a massage of your manhood.

What else does the Walrus need to fucking change…oh ya perhaps a new verb/adjective than fucking….damn that ones hard….perhaps fudge / fudging no that dont sound right…guess the Walrus will have to work on that one. The married bitch…she is hmmmm his married playmate and the japanese bitch….petite playmate of japanese origin.

I know I’m missing some shit…excuse me missing some stuff…what is the Walrus forgetting FUDGE this is difficult (hard could be misconstrude). Guess I’ll save momentarily and read a couple of my own FUDGING posts…the Walrus has got to have left something out.

See outsmarted this well written but problematic peice of software and saved my well written words of wisdom off-line so that when it did eventually time out, while I was posting my ohh so clever thoughts for the moment, nothing would be lost.

The Walrus gives up…he simply cant fucking do the PC shit any longer. Maliyah Madison was actually one of the Walrus’s early bitch’s that he really liked…except her site looked like a totally fucking rip-off site and the Walrus posted that he fucking thought so. To prove his point, the fucking folks that were ripping off your hard earned $$$ have since dropped the site and no longer fucking promote it. Maliyah, herself, seems to have chunked up a bit, added a few extra inch’s here and there (none in the chesticles which is unfortunate) but is still quite fuckable, so she earns a spot on today’s blog. Since the Walrus couldn’t find a virtual lap dance preview for her and it wouldn’t be a Danni.com post without one…Isabella has a very fucking hot and nasty one and since the Walrus has no pic’s of her…the combination has to fucking work in your favor.

Posted 6 months, 4 days ago on December 7, 2005

Nice fucking blast from the past. Well at least for me.

I also went back to Danni.com to see if I could find the pic’s of Maliyah Madison and the virtual lap dance video. Couldn’t find the video but I think I did one better. Not only did I find the pictures featured in this post, I found some newer ones. So tell me, in your most honest fucking, swear on a stack of bibles you never did fuck your mother kind of swears, that the before pic’s dont make the bitch look a bit heavier than the after fucking pic’s. Oh, and for you that are just fucking curious folks looking for a naked babe, these pic’s will qualify as today’s babe of the post.

BEFORE
Maliyah Madison On Walrus Blog

AFTER
Maliyah Madison On Walrus Blog

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Fuck Political Correctness

The fucking political correctness police have struck another blow in their righteous cause of fucking making this an unimaginative world in which to live. I hate these political correctness assholes with a mother fucking passion. You can’t say this, you can’t fucking say that. Hell you can’t even say fucking but that’s a whole fucking different story.

I don’t fucking know if you’ve ever had the fucking distinct priveledge to visit T-Shirt Hell you better fucking do it soon. As of February 10th the site will be no more and that fucking link will probably take you absolutely no fucking where.

Seems the owner, one Sunshine Megatron, is giving up. Ironically, tired of recieving the hate mail for his satirical brand of t-shirt, he/she/it has just given up. I’ve always said if it aint fucking fun why the fuck are you wasting your fucking time doing it. Well, I guess Sunshine agree’s with me. After years of having the PC cock suckers filling his e-mail box full of hate cause they just simple don’t get the fucking joke (personally I think the fucking joke is on those slimey whores as they just don’t fucking get it).

His most recent t-shirt which read "It’s not gay if you beat them up after" recieved some totally rediculous fucking responses from I guess people who really are fucking cock suckers. If your interested, and you should be, check out Sunshines goodbye fucking page.

In a last blast at the fucking thought police, he’s decided to clear out the fucking closet bringing back some of the most commented on shirts from the past. Some of my personal favorites:
What about all the good things Hitler Did Arrest Black Babies before they become criminals Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night 
Save Gas, ride the handicapped Swallow or it's going in your eye Men who wear sandals get what they deserve 

Now thats some funny shit and anyone who doesn’t fucking get it should simply keep their fucking cock sucking lips closed the rest of the educated, not fucking afraid to laugh at ourselves or each other have a good fucking laugh. You fuckers want to fucking homogynize everything because your so fucking afraid someone might be fucking offended. Know what, it’s ok to be offended because it’s ok for anyone to say any fucking thing they want. It’s called freedome of fucking speach and it’s was the cornerstone of what this great country was built on.

As a porn mongor it would be really fucking difficult for me to ply my trade if I fucking wanted to make you cock sucking PC assholes (excuse me I mean you enlightened people) happy. Seriously, if you were so inclined to view a little hard core pornography which would make you horny faster to read:

You know the type of bitch, massively huge fucking tits, low fucking hanging blouse, titties stretching out the fucking shirt so much they are just fucking screaming to be free. Mentally, all you can do as you look at those fucking things and dream about a great fucking titty fuck they would make. Rubing your throbbing cock between them with the fucking slut licking your cock’s head everytime it comes near her mouth.

or this

I know you’ve seen this type of girl, big breasts almost falling out of her shirt and your mind instantly turns you into a freaky deaky

So don’t give me any of your fucking PC moronic crap, I just don’t fucking give a damn. I’ll call it like I fucking see it and if you can’t fucking handle that is your own problem you fucking cock sucker, not mine.

Ok, time now for a babe of the post. I’ve got this good buddy, Flip, may have even fucking mentioned him once or twice my now, who also likes the hot babes and has a blog or two that feature some of the finest creatures known to man but as always, we tend to have slightly different tastes. Which is a good thing cause I’ll use him now and then to provide the babes so ya’ll don’t get burnt out by just having my eclectic taste to go by.

Naked babe on Horseback is one of Flips posts on his natural nudes blog. Unlike me, he seems to be a no nonsense kind of dude. He gets to the babes in the fewest words possible. But his taste is flawless and while it may not be my style I definately can find the artistry, the poetry in both the babe and the few words he does attribute to her beauty. If your curious, then you’ll simply have to check it out.

Naked Babe on Horseback

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It’s a sad Sunday

God, I hate this time of year. The end of the football season. The week before the Super Bowl. A reminder of the Sunday’s to come. The Super Bowl is always kind of bitter sweet.

I look forward to the game, the specticle, the parties and yet I’ve already started feeling sad that the football season is coming to an end.

What do I do with my Sundays now? After 20 weeks of planning for Sundays, it comes to an end. No more go to the store on Saturday to pick up snacks for the game. No more BBQ on the back porch patio with the boys drinking beer and argueing about the last play or who’s the best team, who’s going to go to the super bowl.

Ya, well still get together but what will we talk about. Our lives have been centered around those Sunday afternoons for so long. Life does go on but I’ll find myself looking forward to summer, the start of pre-season.

Of course there are other sports but none of them can really replace the emptiness I always feel. None of them eliciting the arguements over the most mundane issues. Hockey, exciting but so far from the mainstream of sports simply catching a game can be difficult. Basketball, baseball both good sports but they’re no football.

It’s a special affair I have with that game. One that defies the words really needed to describe it. I’m sad the end is near and I know that I’ll feel empty until next season starts.

Today’s babe of the post comes by way of Walrus Babes, the hottest babes found anywhere and titled "Holy Fuck what a great ass". The Walrus knows babes and this chick definately has one great ass. Enjoy!

Denisa Costas Hot Brunette with a great fucking ass

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A Personal Dilema

Ok, I’ve got this fucking problem or perhaps better described as an issue. A very good friend or perhaps best described as a former girlfriend who I still spend plenty of time with has a 17 YO daughter. No you fucking perverts, I’m not fucking her, wanting to fuck her or any of your other simple-minded perverted thoughts could come up with and while her daughter is fucking hot… no that really doen’t do her justice she is fucking beautiful, I would never harbor those feelings for someone that young. Although after she turns 18 I would love to be able to feature her here as a babe of the post. But, as usual, I’m getting lost from my story.

My X told me about a month ago that her daughter had met a guy and was dating (as in fucking him). Stop let me tell the fucking story I can fucking here you as I’m fucking typing saying "so". Well the so is, she’s fucking a cop and he’s 27. To make matters worse, she lied to him about her age. Now at this fucking point in my mind, its like girl you gotta tell the fucker the truth. If it were found out that you were underage it could fucking ruin his life, his career and if you love him like you think you do, you’ll protect him from that. At this point in time, because she lied, I feel it’s all on her and can’t blame the fucking cradle robbing cock sucker of a cop.

Of course, being a fucking youngster who thinks they fucking know everything and don’t fucking know shit, she’s afraid to do it. Until he asks her to move into his apartment with him. Now she’s fucking cornered. She cant fucking say yes cause she’s still in HS and her fucking dad would have a cow and report the cop. If she says no, well good bye relationship. So she does about the only fucking thing she can do and thats break out with the fucking truth.

Finally, we are to my fucking issue. He tells her to not tell anyone and they’ll keep seeing eachother on the side until she’s 18. What! Your a fucking cop moron remember you took a fucking oath to uphold the fucking law and now you fucking chose to knowingly break it. Shit, your 27 fucking years old, your supposed to be a fucking adult and her you are letting your fucking cock do the thinking for you.

I had a slight problem with it when he thought she was 19 but that only made him a fucking cock sucking cradle robber. Which the last time I fucking checked wasn’t against the fucking law. But now you know your a fucking child molester and have fucking committed statutory rape and your fucking cool with it. Just don’t let any-fucking-body know. How the fuck can you live with yourself, making a arrest knowing that what your fucking doing is much more of a fucking low life act than the fucking person you are arresting. Your not just some scumbag stealing an old ladies purse or speeding through a school crossing. Your fucking with a little girls fucking life.

The dilema - do I turn the cock sucker in and crush the heart of a child I care about. Do I put her through the emotions and embarrassment of being "outed" publicly cause you know shit like this is going to make the papers. Or do I turn a blind eye, keep the fucking lines of communications open and do my best to be there when the shit hits the fan. I really want to fuck with a cop. God fucking knows they fuck with me plenty. But I really don’t want to be the one who causes this little girl that much pain.

Well now that I’ve gotten myself all worked up all over again I think I need a naked babe to cheer me up. This really sexy blonde babe comes to you directly from Nudes Artistically Done and comes close to being on of the most beautiful female creatures I’ve ever wanted to do nasty things to, repeatedly. So enjoy todays babe of the post Blonde Perfection

Iveta - Glossy Angels

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