Chasing the Walrus

I’ve been seeing bitchs with this saying on a t-shirt all over fucking town lately. The sad thing is… the bitch’s that are wearing them are probably sending the warning to the only fucking guys who would actually fucking do them. Seriously, every fucking bitch I’ve seen wearing this particular shirt is beyond coyote ugly. No matter how drunk I fucking was I couldn’t do these bitchs. My dick does have a mind of its own and chicks this ugly it simply says it ain’t going to let me do something that stupid and refuses to perform. That’s sad, so fucking ugly the dick won’t cooperate.

So I’ve been fucking thinking that perhaps I should come up with fucking shirt slogan for the poor guys, excluded from the ugliest of the female human race. Here’s some fucking suggestions, add to them if you fucking can!

• Your fat, Your Ugly, I’m Desperate
• I’m Broke, No Car and Your Only Shot
• I only do rich ugly women
• No Money, No Car, Your only Chance
• Look in the mirror - then think about it
• No problem, My hand is cuter
• If you get plastic surgery - I’ll get a job
• With that fat ass do you really think you should be selective
• I’ve got a car, I’ve got money, I’m not interested
• No money, No car, No chance, No Problem

I know I need to do a RNC post to balance out things and not fucking appear as if I’ve lost my objectivity like most of the network news shows. I’ll put something together pretty fucking soon but one thing I’ve got to say,,, the Republicans have a MILF and a mature bitch that I’d fuck. The democrates don’t.

Now for the babe of the post:

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