Is it hard to get by with just a smile girl?
Don’t you fucking hate when a song gets stuck in your fucking head and why is it that it’s never a fucking song you really fucking like? I doubt I’d have anything to fucking post about if it was something like "Stairway to Heaven" that was stuck. But no it’s always some dumb ass song that usually I don’t know more than a few lines from and couldn’t tell you the title if you offered me a whole shitload of cash. Tonight it’s "baby, baby it’s a wild world, it’s hard to get by with just a smile girl". Now this is the only part of the fucking song in my head. No more no less and all I can think about is what a fucking load of crap that is.
Seriously, if I had been born a bitch rather than a fucking bastard, I’d be a slut. A rich fucking slut but a slut none the less. Start right out of high school with strip clubs and doing a whole shitload of nasty shit on the "net". There are plenty of guys just like me who would be more than happy to work with them to build their own website and help promote them in all the right places.
Of course the first mistake most of these chicks make is they try to do it with friends. Boyfriends are the fucking worst. As your popularity rises so does their jealousy. Besides, no matter what they think, they don’t know shit about web promotions.
But anyway, with the right manager / promoter with in no time (a couple of years) you’ll be doing feature sets at the top notch strip clubs with a gauranteed take, modeling for the Playboys, Penthouses of the world and racking in 6 figures a month. A smart investment and saving plan by the time your ready to quit you’ll never have to work again.
But one of the wonders of the internet is even if your not hot enough for Playboy you can still make bank. It might take a few years longer but the cash is still going to be there and you’ll be young enough that you’ll be able to do what ever you want to do.
And if I was a chick I’d be doing it all and smiling all the way to the bank.
Today’s Babe of the Post - Sandee Westgate
Sandee
With her tasty DDs and killer curves, Sandee doesn’t look like a computer geek, but she designed and updates three Web sites, as well as her own. “It’s a full-time job,” the brabusting cybergal explains. Half Sicilian, the top-heavy Taurus hopes to visit Italy someday. “I’d like to learn more about my heritage.” The 25-year-old enjoys walking her dog at local parks and shopping for lingerie. “I go wild at Victoria’s Secret,” she giggles.
Statistics:
Hair: Blondish Brown, Eyes: Brown, Bust: 36 DD, Waist: 26, Hips: 33, Height: 5′5", Weight: 112 lbs
Biography:
Birthplace: Newport Beach. CA
Age: 25
Favorite Movie: “Lost in Translation.” I like the idea of a young, hot girl hooking up with an older man.
Favorite Song: “Rock Your Body” by Justin Timberlake. That’s a good song to screw around to.
Favorite Food: Spaghetti with meatballs. I like chowing down on a big meatball.
Likes: Computers, chocolate, lingerie, and my playing with my dog.
Dislikes: Cold weather, liars, and bad sex partners.
Ambitions: I would love to visit Sicily and learn more about my heritage. I hear the boys over in Italy are really horny and I bet they would go crazy for these DDs and tight pussy. I get off on thinking about how I can turn someone on. I practice being hot by wearing lingerie even when I am home all alone. I pull out my favorite vibrator and start buzzing away at my slick clit. Mmm…I am getting all turned on just talking about it.
Best Place to Fuck: On a huge, fluffy bed with candles lit all around us.
Best Sex: I was driving home late at night from Las Vegas with a girlfriend of mine when we hit a huge traffic jam. We got bored of talking and listening to music real fast. So I felt this courageous surge and I began rubbing my hand on her soft thigh. When she didn’t stop me, I knew we were about to fuck. I slid my hand up her shorts and began rubbing her pussy lips. She started grinding herself on my finger until she came. We climbed into the back seat and ate each other out for two hours! Now I wish she was always with me when I am in a traffic jam.
Favorite Position: I’m an old fashioned girl so I like to take it missionary style.
Questions & Answers:
HUSTLER: Have you always been a horny person?
SANDEE: Yes, definitely. My tits started growing at a young age and from there I became a dirty-minded teenager. I couldn’t wait to have sex! So on my 18th birthday I snuck out of the house and went on a date with this college guy. I couldn’t even wait to get out of my neighborhood to start playing with his cock. It grew hard instantly so he pulled over and told me to sit on his lap. I came three times all over his cock! I’ve loved sex ever since.
HUSTLER: Do you like posing nude for HUSTLER?
SANDEE: I love it! I feel so lucky to be able to show off my pretty pussy to your readers. I know they’ll be so happy when they see me plunge my finger deep inside my wet clam. I shaved my lips bare so they could see how smooth and slick my puss is. I get off on the idea that men all around the world will be staring and my centerfold while they jerk their hard cocks off to my sweet, tight fuck hole. That’s my favorite part about posing nude.