GW…Our President
I guess being that it’s presidential election time, I got to thinking about the last 8 years. GW got elected due mostly, I believe, to Clinton fatigue and the fact that at least he was personable. Even today, given your choice of going to a fucking Texas style cook out, who would you rather have there good ole GW or wooden legged, stick-up-his-ass, internet inventor Al Gore. The choice is really a simple one.
Unfortunately, the Democrates didn’t learn shit and sent some dumb fuck named Kerry to run against Bush and the country has been fucked ever since. Given the choice of Obama or Hillary, I’m not sure the democrates have yet learned their lesson but thats shit to talk about in later posts.
The one good thing that did come from having a dip-shit for president is "bush-isms" which according to the god-wiki almighty are…and I quote(notice the quotation marks) "any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors, and gaffes that have occurred in the public speaking of United States President George W. Bush.
So below is my Top Ten list (in no particular order, Im too fucking lazy for that) of Bushisms, hand picked by me over the last year. Enjoy…or don’t and go fuck yourself!
"I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
"How can you possibly have an international agreement that’s effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?" –George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008
"A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what’s not on their mind." –George W. Bush, Sochi, Russia, April 6, 2008
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, ‘Vote for me. I’m an agent of change.’ In 2004, I said, ‘I’m not interested in change –I want to continue as president.’ Every candidate has got to say ‘change.’ That’s what the American people expect." –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008
"I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." –George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007
"I heard somebody say, ‘Where’s (Nelson) Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." –George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." –George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007
"My attitude is, if they’re still writing about (number) one, 43 doesn’t need to worry about it." –George W. Bush, on his legacy, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
"I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007
"There are jobs Americans aren’t doing. … If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about." –George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
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