Chasing the Walrus

It really is fucking nice to be blogging again. A little uncomfortable as the fucking shit just isn’t flowing from my finger tips like it used to but I’m sure that it’s just I’m a bit out of fucking practice. In other fucking words The Walrus has lost his voice but just like a dude with laryngitis’s needs his fucking medicince, I’m sure a few more posts and enough fucking Jack Daniels will have me back to in no time. Probably it’s just finding combination of JD and indignation to set me off. But still it’s nice to be back.

Since what I do mostly is porn, it’s pretty unusual to give another blog a little praise. See I’m in fucking competition for your fucking credit card with these other fuckers so why would I want to send you off to spend that cold hard cash on the porn they’re peddling rather than doing it so I make a little of the fucking coin. But this is an exception, a redneck porn blog that not only fucking tries to get you to purchase some porn but also a dude who likes to wonder around his fucking home town, snapping pictures of all the redneck hilarity. My personal favorite is a post he did advertising pig eggs for sale. Some classic redneck shit right there. There are some other great posts too but I just love having pig eggs for breakfast!

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This is one of those fucking rants that has just been waiting for the right moment to happen and since Pacman Jones is back in the news it seems like a really fucking good time to get it out of my fucking system, although, in all honesty, the rant is less about the Pacman.

But lets start right fucking there.  How long has this unfortunate soul been banned from the fucking No Fun League now?  If my failing memory serves it fucking purpose, its been a fucking season now and there is no fucking end in sight Just some fucking maybe’s although with Jerry Jones now on his side he at least has a fucking owner known to tell NFL officials to take their shit down the Hershey highway.

Seriously, what law has he broken?  Best as I recall, he hasn’t spent a night in jail, been convicted of a crime or any other such fucking nonsense.  Does he have a penchant for being in the wrong place at the right fucking time, absolutely?  Does trouble seem to follow most of his moves, definitely.  Has he shown that he does not have the ability to think about what the repercussions of his decisions prior to making them, yes? 

What football rule or regulation has he disobeyed…none.  Then how can the commissioner not let him play ball.  Seriously, even with all the trouble he’s been involved in, he has never not came to play on Sunday.  From what I recall, he even goes to practice.

On the other hand, we have Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots.  They flagrantly paid no attention to the league rules.  I know, they paid a fine and damn even lost a first round draft pick.  Never mind that the draft pick really wasn’t a big thing, they had an even higher pick from a trade they made earlier so it’s not like they didn’t get a first round pick.  Big fucking deal.

If you put one and one together you should be able to figure out what an advantage they had.  Belichick was a fucking loser in Cleveland but some how turned that around and has even been called a genius for his ability to make changes at half time of a ball game.  I know you’ve all fucking heard the announcers comment on this.  How do you think that happened?

Taping signals during the game!  You have no idea how easy it would be to digitize those tapes, compare them to field recordings and break down the signals.  Guess what, come second half, you can pretty much figure out what the other team is doing defensively.

Remember when Joe Gibbs first returned to the Redskins about ¾ of the way through the season it came out that opponents had studied the Redskins films from when he had coached previously and were able to predict what he would do in certain situations.  He and the Redskins had a miserable year.

For those of you gullible idiots who don’t believe it gave him a major edge your just living in denial.  He cheated, he broke an NFL rule and it is he who should be living in exile. 

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If you’ve ever fucking been surfing the web, I fucking know you’ve ran across the multitude of torrent sites that are out there. Great fucking places right? You can fucking download almost any fucking thing your heart desires and maybe you haven’t noticed but the only fucking thing you have to give up is your computer.

The shit you download from these fucking places not only have been fucking stolen but they’ve also been so infected with spyware / adware / trojans / god only knows what other kind of shit that you basicly turn over your computer to the hackers who have stolen the good from someone else. Personally, I’ve always found it much to steep a price to pay. I’d much rather have my computer operating at it’s maximum capacity than have all that crap bogging it down.

Not to mention the possibility of having my credit card info stolen or my keystrokes logged or god only knows what other information they can gather while I search the internet.

Well, you fucking freebie hunters, your days seem to be numbered as the MPAA (movie pictures etc etc) seems to be having some very nice success shutting these fucking theives down due to copyright infringements. Seems the courts are siding with the movie people and laying down some steep fines according to this fucking article in ARS Technica. It seems at least two of the fucking freebie loving fucking thieving sites ShowStash.net and Cinematube.net are now 4 million dollars poorer. Why, because they profit by stealing the fucking work of others!

These are some of the smaller ones, easy wins for the MPAA to set precident with. You can be sure that the big fucking theives won’t be far behind.

Personally, I applaud this. Torrent and / or tube site are simply stealing from people who work hard for a fucking living. By giving away the product others work hard to develop they devalue that product. In other words, they take the food out of the mouth of the baby I don’t have, but many fucking others do.

Porn has become a very hard sell ( in case you didn’t know, thats what the fuck I do) and I mostly blame torrent sites for the easy availability. Oh and you stupid fuckers who don’t fucking realize your cripling your fucking computer by downloading this crap…oh ya, and then you blame porn for all your problems. Stupid mother fuckers

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I just deleted a fucking post half way through writing it. It was fucking stupid and I began to wonder what the fuck I have become even thinking this shit was worth blogging about. How does all the stupid ass shit that’s been happening over at myspace lately fucking affect me. Exactly, since I don’t have no fucking space, it doesn’t.

Do I really care that some stupid ass grown fucking woman got her panties in such a big twist that she set her sites on ruining a young childs life and succeeded in damaging the barely teen girl into committing suicide? Does that really affect my life? I think it’s a fucking sad story that a supposed fucking grown ass bitch of 50 would fucking play a childs fucking mind game on a child. But I also find it to be a sad as fucking story that the childs parents didn’t care fucking enough to notice a difference in their child and seek out the possible causes for it. Or to warn their child about how totally fucking deceptive and evil the world is and take adequate steps to educate and protect her. For any parents who read this and for any children who might get lost along the way and actually run across the Walrus’s ravings….the world is a nasty fucking place with plenty of depraved individuals who are completely jealous of what you have and the innocence that you possess and will try to do anything they fucking can to take it away from you. Nothing is real on the internet unless you let it become real.

Do I really fucking care that a 19 year old ass hole seduced a child? Ok, yes I do care but I don’t fucking care that the vehicle he used another social website sprawled across the internet. Mom, Pop it’s your responsibility to have the type of fucking dialog with your teen age child to help them understand that perverted assholes exist in this world and that they use the anonymity of the internet to play their fucking dangerous games. It is a very simple fact, the internet is a hostile environment where too many fucking people like to play games, pretending to be who they aren’t simply because it is the only way they can find to escape their misreable fucking lives and be the person they’ve always only dreamed they could be.

But now don’t go thinking I’m some kind of cold, heartless fuck. I also find it rediculus that a young boy is now facing child porn charges because his girlfriend kicked his stupid ass to the curb and in a fit of emotional uproar made a really bad decision. We all fucking do stupid ass shit now and then, especially when it comes to love. We can act the fool and do some major stupid fucking shit. This dude, in an attempt to seek a little fucking revenge, probably somewhat justified, decided to post a few nude pics of his also underage girlfriend on the internet.

Lets keep in mind, he was in possession of these illegal photos because the girl who broke his fucking little heart sent them to him of her own free accord. In this instance, she should bare some of the burden of blame just as he has. He shouldn’t have been so stupid but then again neither should she. Don’t take a picture and send it to anyone unless your totally prepared for it to be displayed across the internet. Shit happens. But his poor judgment, probably at a time of extreme emotional distress does not constitute charges like possession of child pornography, sexual exploitation of a child and defamation. What he did was stupid not criminal and in this instance the possible punishment definately does not fit the crime. Judges who hear these type of cases should have the ability to do exactly what the gym teacher used to do when I was a child and that’s take the kid into chambers, parents present, and give him a good old fashioned paddling. Of course, all the fucking liberals with their heads up their asses would see that as fucking child abuse. Funny how we all long for the good old days but don’t realize that it’s this kind of shit that makes them the good ole days. But the lack of child disipline in todays society and how it has fucked things up is fodder for a whole new post.

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I guess being that it’s presidential election time, I got to thinking about the last 8 years. GW got elected due mostly, I believe, to Clinton fatigue and the fact that at least he was personable. Even today, given your choice of going to a fucking Texas style cook out, who would you rather have there good ole GW or wooden legged, stick-up-his-ass, internet inventor Al Gore. The choice is really a simple one.

Unfortunately, the Democrates didn’t learn shit and sent some dumb fuck named Kerry to run against Bush and the country has been fucked ever since. Given the choice of Obama or Hillary, I’m not sure the democrates have yet learned their lesson but thats shit to talk about in later posts.

The one good thing that did come from having a dip-shit for president is "bush-isms" which according to the god-wiki almighty are…and I quote(notice the quotation marks) "any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors, and gaffes that have occurred in the public speaking of United States President George W. Bush.

So below is my Top Ten list (in no particular order, Im too fucking lazy for that) of Bushisms, hand picked by me over the last year. Enjoy…or don’t and go fuck yourself!

"I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"How can you possibly have an international agreement that’s effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?" –George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008

"A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what’s not on their mind." –George W. Bush, Sochi, Russia, April 6, 2008

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, ‘Vote for me. I’m an agent of change.’ In 2004, I said, ‘I’m not interested in change –I want to continue as president.’ Every candidate has got to say ‘change.’ That’s what the American people expect." –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008

"I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." –George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

"I heard somebody say, ‘Where’s (Nelson) Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." –George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way." –George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

"My attitude is, if they’re still writing about (number) one, 43 doesn’t need to worry about it." –George W. Bush, on his legacy, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

"I’m a strong proponent of the restoration of the wetlands, for a lot of reasons. There’s a practical reason, though, when it comes to hurricanes: The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane." –George W. Bush, New Orleans, March 1, 2007

"There are jobs Americans aren’t doing. … If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about." –George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

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